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BIG NEWS (78 comments)
( Journal: OT)
Posted by Dird @ 13:11 BST, 20 July 2007 - iMsg
  • harry potter spoilers
you heard it here first
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Edited by Sujoy at 22:15 BST, 23 July 2007 - 12702 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 13:15 BST, 20 July 2007 >>
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By Austria noctis 
old.
<< Comment #2 @ 15:30 BST, 20 July 2007 >>
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By SC_Zerg [mash] 
i wanna go to bookstores and shout it out loud ...
<< Comment #8 @ 21:52 BST, 20 July 2007 >>
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By Samoa advent™  - Reply to #2
just make a big sign and tape it outside of a big bookstore
<< Comment #72 @ 16:06 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By India ashr  - Reply to #8
or.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL5NltsDWX8
<< Comment #74 @ 17:47 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By Beer! becks  - Reply to #72
that wasn't funny at all :(

But then again I don't like people telling me the ending of a movie while I'm watching it either.
<< Comment #75 @ 17:53 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By India ashr  - Reply to #74
i thought it was hilarious but that's just because i'm a harry potter fan slayer.
<< Comment #76 @ 18:58 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By Beer! becks  - Reply to #75
Well, i do somewhat dislike this huge hype thing too. They book themselves are ok in my opinion not really a must read. And all those people running around saying it's the best fantasy story ever are weird.

But I still hate people who spoil something for me and I sure as hell avoided this topic until after I rad the book :P
<< Comment #77 @ 19:35 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By India ashr  - Reply to #76
heh. i don't mind the hype. i just hate it when people assume i'm a fan. i get a lot of "so what did you think of the 7th book?"
<< Comment #3 @ 17:00 BST, 20 July 2007 >>
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By Finland Vajra 
I thought this would be along the lines of "I lost my virginity today"

:/
<< Comment #4 @ 17:49 BST, 20 July 2007 >>
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By clawo Liam  - Reply to #3
[3:18pm] ([_]Dird): ESR|Nicky SH|Jaffy anyone who knows
[3:18pm] ([_]Dird): is the pill the same as the morning after pill?
[3:18pm] (Amped|noSko\\x6): no.
[3:18pm] ([_]Dird): thought so
[3:19pm] ([_]Dird): its impossible to have a kid when you take the MAP?
[3:19pm] (Amped|noSko\\x6): ask a doctor

Might not be far off.
3%
<< Comment #7 @ 20:12 BST, 20 July 2007 >>
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By Dird's Xmas tree ;o Dird  - Reply to #4
dunno
my sis doesnt seem as keen on the idea
<< Comment #13 @ 22:05 BST, 21 July 2007 >>
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By helloliefje Liefje  - Reply to #7
theres always a teeny tiny like .5% chance that you can get pregnant even if you take the morning after pill or are on the pill.

And no, the pill and MAP are different things.
<< Comment #24 @ 07:25 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By Sweden luKrek  - Reply to #13
indeed. nothing is 100% certain, not even teh kawndums
<< Comment #25 @ 12:03 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By clawo Liam  - Reply to #24
Wouldn't worry about getting anyone pregnant mate.
<< Comment #28 @ 16:31 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By Australia danny  - Reply to #7
dude.. what did you do to your sister?
<< Comment #31 @ 19:41 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By Dird's Xmas tree ;o Dird  - Reply to #28
nonya
<< Comment #5 @ 18:05 BST, 20 July 2007 >>
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By ^__^ thelawenforcer 
i bet your still gonna queue outside your waterstones...
<< Comment #6 @ 19:27 BST, 20 July 2007 >>
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By Sweden mshi 
Since when is Harry Potter not for children?
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<< Comment #9 @ 21:55 BST, 20 July 2007 >>
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By Germany Anonymous (anonymisierungsdienst2.foebud.org) 
? no. actually, I didn't. I read this on slashdot/digg or something about a week ago...

but who reads harry potter anyway? it's a kid's book.. (so I guess kids read it)
<< Comment #10 @ 01:00 BST, 21 July 2007 >>
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By Canada meat man  - Reply to #9
50 people die


clearly4kidz
<< Comment #11 @ 02:12 BST, 21 July 2007 >>
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By Netherlands Anonymous (h8441177144.dsl.speedlinq.nl)  - Reply to #10
that's to whom it's marketed. I don't want to get into the ethics of violence or death, but, seriously, it's a FAIRYTALE BOOK. death is hardly a big deal, and there's no reasons kids shouldn't be able to read about it any more or less than an adult.
<< Comment #16 @ 09:59 BST, 22 July 2007 >>
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By Dird's Xmas tree ;o Dird  - Reply to #10
sounds like someones a fan of a kids book series
<< Comment #26 @ 13:20 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By Booger Ignignokt  - Reply to #16
Well you like music made for pre-teens so who are you to judge?
<< Comment #22 @ 02:18 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By clawo Liam  - Reply to #10
In case you didn't get it from the other comments, defending it makes you look like even more of a nerd.
<< Comment #56 @ 15:19 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By WarsowBlack G2Wolf  - Reply to #22
We are on a gaming website, arguing about a frickin book. How much nerdier can you get?
<< Comment #60 @ 16:59 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By clawo Liam  - Reply to #56
You could have warsow as your avatar, that would be pretty nerdy.

OH
<< Comment #61 @ 19:42 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By United States of America naymlis  - Reply to #60
ouch.. or you can be dissing on someone's "avatar" while knowing what it is on a gaming site!
<< Comment #63 @ 04:01 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By WarsowBlack G2Wolf  - Reply to #60
Better than having the gay boat as my avatar.
<< Comment #66 @ 10:31 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By clawo Liam  - Reply to #63
Look we were having jokes up until this point but you just crossed the line.
<< Comment #73 @ 17:39 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By Beer! becks  - Reply to #66
I thought it was a boat, too :(
<< Comment #33 @ 22:14 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By United Kingdom Sujoy  - Reply to #10
plus one gang rape
<< Comment #34 @ 22:14 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By United Kingdom Sujoy  - Reply to #33
no joke!
<< Comment #64 @ 10:05 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By t2 tourist  - Reply to #34
please do tell.
<< Comment #67 @ 11:32 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By United Kingdom Sujoy  - Reply to #64
Read the book!
<< Comment #68 @ 12:49 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By t2 tourist  - Reply to #67
cba to read a crap book just for one wizard gangbang scene. copy paste plz, don't be a prick. :)
<< Comment #69 @ 13:27 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By clawo Liam  - Reply to #68
cba to read a crap book just for one wizard gangbang scene.
Lord knows I can...
Edited by Liam at 13:27 BST, 26 July 2007
<< Comment #70 @ 14:51 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By United Kingdom Sujoy  - Reply to #68
Oh you don't read about it, just refered to... sorry!
<< Comment #50 @ 13:10 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Beer! becks  - Reply to #9
Lord of the Rings is too.

so what?
<< Comment #12 @ 09:18 BST, 21 July 2007 >>
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By Finland Vajra 
Overhyped-out-of-all-proportion kids' books.

I wager that they are all total crap, haven't read any nor do I intend to.
<< Comment #14 @ 06:26 BST, 22 July 2007 >>
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By Canada meat man  - Reply to #12
My friend whos like a guy who reads a lot, and hates Harry Potter, for some reason... read the 7th book. Hes never read the first 6, but he said he actually really liked it.
<< Comment #15 @ 08:39 BST, 22 July 2007 >>
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By Austria noctis  - Reply to #14
i guess he likes it cause everyone dies ... xD
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<< Comment #29 @ 18:46 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By Finland Vajra  - Reply to #14
Tbh I was just being a literature snob.

The good thing about Harry Potter is that people read books :)

Too many vidiots around nowadays imho :D
<< Comment #30 @ 19:24 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By Canada meat man  - Reply to #29
Its gotten a generation of lazy fucks to start reading books instead of staring at a tv all day, so even if you don't enjoy the books, you have to respect the author.

Plus, the movies OWN.
<< Comment #35 @ 23:19 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By anonymous Anonymous (pool-96-226-12-133.dllstx.fios.verizon.net)  - Reply to #30
no, I don't have to respect the author. even if I do enjoy the book, I don't have to respect the author. some people like Battlefield Earth.

and to appease Godwin: imagine if Mein Kampf got people reading.
<< Comment #40 @ 16:13 BST, 24 July 2007 >>
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By Morocco Pushpabon  - Reply to #35
Mein Kampf is a weird book.
<< Comment #32 @ 21:16 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By Unset Aaron  - Reply to #29
i read the first few ages ago but ended up bored shitless

i can see why they are as popular as they are though and she certainly improves as a writer throughout

whatever floats your boat i suppose
<< Comment #65 @ 10:08 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By t2 tourist  - Reply to #32
you were bored shittles but you read the first few anyway? nerdo.
<< Comment #78 @ 21:18 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By Unset Aaron  - Reply to #65
read it again
<< Comment #17 @ 12:31 BST, 22 July 2007 >>
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By Scotland astz! 
i read them :(
<< Comment #18 @ 12:54 BST, 22 July 2007 >>
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By aggnog_duck vicek 
Harry Potter - the worst book ever.
<< Comment #19 @ 13:26 BST, 22 July 2007 >>
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By letter H H-A-R-M  - Reply to #18
[+]
<< Comment #23 @ 02:19 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By clawo Liam  - Reply to #19
You missed a spot.
<< Comment #43 @ 21:50 BST, 24 July 2007 >>
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By ^__^ thelawenforcer  - Reply to #18
is that cos it contains witchcraft???
<< Comment #44 @ 23:36 BST, 24 July 2007 >>
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By aggnog_duck vicek  - Reply to #43
No?
<< Comment #45 @ 02:06 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Switzerland - Schwyz brz  - Reply to #18
it has cat + black in it
<< Comment #52 @ 14:06 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By B2L - Orange Animated NL dontwantlifestopit  - Reply to #18
Agree. fantasy movies are crap.
<< Comment #54 @ 14:45 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By USA_UK Jamerio  - Reply to #52
I mostly think the same, but things like Never Ending Story and Labrinth prove there are always exceptions if they are well executed.
<< Comment #62 @ 21:09 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Unset Aaron  - Reply to #54
the latter was wank
Edited by Aaron at 21:09 BST, 25 July 2007
<< Comment #20 @ 23:56 BST, 22 July 2007 >>
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By exclamation point CLains 
harry potterrr \o/

i'm so gonna rape that book
<< Comment #21 @ 00:49 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By bluedot TER 
i can't believe i have seen all the movies (and every time i tell myself i'l never again watch the next movie).
Edited by TER at 00:49 BST, 23 July 2007
<< Comment #27 @ 15:59 BST, 23 July 2007 >>
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By letter H H-A-R-M  - Reply to #21
lol @ fanboy
<< Comment #36 @ 10:47 BST, 24 July 2007 >>
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By Switzerland - Schwyz brz 
snape kills dumbledore
<< Comment #37 @ 11:50 BST, 24 July 2007 >>
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By United Kingdom Sujoy  - Reply to #36
old!
<< Comment #38 @ 13:01 BST, 24 July 2007 >>
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By Switzerland - Schwyz brz  - Reply to #37
u
<< Comment #39 @ 16:12 BST, 24 July 2007 >>
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By Booger Ignignokt  - Reply to #36
NOOOOOOOOO, YOU BITCH, YOU BITCH!
<< Comment #41 @ 17:16 BST, 24 July 2007 >>
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By Switzerland - Schwyz brz  - Reply to #39
'Cause I'm your doctor! Do what I say!
<< Comment #42 @ 18:24 BST, 24 July 2007 >>
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By Germany wipeout  - Reply to #41
So's your face.
<< Comment #46 @ 02:52 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Switzerland - Schwyz brz  - Reply to #42
haltu kjafti eða ég treð gaddavír upp í kuntuna á þér
<< Comment #47 @ 06:44 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Germany wipeout  - Reply to #46
Your keyboard is broken.
<< Comment #48 @ 11:38 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Switzerland - Schwyz brz  - Reply to #47
So's your face.
<< Comment #49 @ 11:59 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Germany wipeout  - Reply to #48
Dammit! Walked into that one!
<< Comment #51 @ 13:12 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Beer! becks  - Reply to #36
Dumbledore kills himself :(
<< Comment #53 @ 14:36 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Switzerland - Schwyz brz  - Reply to #51
emo

also emo with ring + sword
<< Comment #55 @ 15:16 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Beer! becks  - Reply to #53
razor more emo than sword
<< Comment #57 @ 15:25 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Switzerland - Schwyz brz  - Reply to #55
sword more better
<< Comment #58 @ 15:27 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Beer! becks  - Reply to #57
said same thing
<< Comment #59 @ 15:47 BST, 25 July 2007 >>
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By Switzerland - Schwyz brz  - Reply to #58
agreed
<< Comment #71 @ 16:05 BST, 26 July 2007 >>
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By India ashr 
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