Thanks, but no thanks.

I knew you would love it.

One time, at the airport when I returned home from my vacation, I saw a huge TURD laying in a urinal :( I never got the image out of my head...

hahah you have bee turd3d :)

LOLLLL

www.urinalpoop.com

woot, was this new freaky user pic of yours? A new commercial of Ikeas Rock themes? "How do you afford your Rock'n Roll lifestyle? ;)

 

Haha, Urinal was the name of the best clan in Poland (they were the only clan to have won 2 ECTs [Polish biggest TDM leagues] in a row). I used to be a member of the clan :) Unfortunately, it doesn't exist anymore.

Check our website out, it should still be online.

Urinal TDM

nostalgia...

 

Well we didn't have any good connections so we played only in polish leagues. So no wonder that you haven't heard of us :)

And the trick is, that in polish Urinal means *exactly* the same.

http://www.urinal.net/dome/
?!?!?!??!!?!

 

what if something examines my rather small penis while taking a piss !?

when i was about 11, i went on a school camping trip. One night i needed a shit and so got permission to use the nearby hostel toilets. For some reason that i still dont know, i went to the urinals and squatted at them ready to shit. After about 20seconds or so i realised that i should be using the cubicle toilet, so ran as fast as i could with my trousers around my ankles. Unfortunately the turd came out midway to the toilet, and made a big mess on the floor. I just ran back to my tent and hoped no one will figure out it was me.

Well the next morning my teacher had arranged everyone into a circle and told us that they had to wake up the janitor to clean up a mess in the toilets. For some reason my mates started laughing at me, and i went really bright red. I dont know if anyone knew it was me, but ive only just been able to summon the courage to share my story.

I should have stopped reading at "when i was about 11".

lol
- some of the asian are quite ehhmm...interesting?

Tim

No urinal thread can be complete without http://www.cromwell-intl.com/toilet/

i got to casinos and put a thick paper towel in a urinal. i then place a dollar or two on the paper towel. i then wait t see if anyone picks it up. i then laugh.

how about having a turd on the floor, placing the dollars under the turd !!

lol, give it a shot.

good idea!

crap all over all the seats in a loo in a restaurant...then mix laxatives in all the food...then just sit back relax and watch the turds flow............

 

i second that :>