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Posted by imdaniel @ 14:02 BST, 12 October 2015 - iMsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
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<< Comment #1 @ 14:10 BST, 12 October 2015 >>
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By bloody eyeball by hatelull melechesh 
pretty much correct
<< Comment #2 @ 15:12 BST, 12 October 2015 >>
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By boatclub palatka 
would be funny if you trained your body to shit in that position then later went to the gym
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<< Comment #3 @ 20:32 BST, 12 October 2015 >>
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By Latvia deathinfire  - Reply to #2
and squatted 500 kg while shitting all over the floor
<< Comment #4 @ 23:24 BST, 12 October 2015 >>
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By US-Colorado zaggs  - Reply to #2
i think if youre loosing your sphincter while doing squats, youre doing it wrong... maybe not though im not an expert..
<< Comment #6 @ 10:05 BST, 13 October 2015 >>
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By boatclub palatka  - Reply to #4
actually ive been told its quite common that powerlifters shit themselves while going for world records
<< Comment #11 @ 20:49 BST, 17 October 2015 >>
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By Bulgaria cha0z_  - Reply to #2
Most will never have a problem with that as they don't think you need to train your lower body... poor bastards, that icecream is for them...
<< Comment #5 @ 09:45 BST, 13 October 2015 >>
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By ._o epicus147 
shitpost
<< Comment #7 @ 10:26 BST, 13 October 2015 >>
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By Croatia Meph1stoo 
Why isnt it called unihorn but unicorn?
You can't explain that
Edited by Meph1stoo at 10:27 BST, 13 October 2015
<< Comment #8 @ 10:45 BST, 13 October 2015 >>
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By MLP_FlutterShy Teen Queen  - Reply to #7
I can, it's simple

Cornu is Latin for horn, it basically became khorn, then simply horn in Germanic languages.
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<< Comment #12 @ 21:47 BST, 17 October 2015 >>
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By anonymous Anonymous (5.79.68.161)  - Reply to #8
Why isnt it called unicornu but unicorn?
You can't explain that :>
<< Comment #13 @ 21:54 BST, 17 October 2015 >>
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By Netherlands Weird  - Reply to #12
the u is dropped for mythical creatures.

(ok it's not but would be funny)
<< Comment #18 @ 13:06 BST, 22 October 2015 >>
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By Germany zanes_  - Reply to #12
In Latin, 'corn' is the word stem. An additional suffix defines the grammatical case: For example the singular nominative case 'cornu', the singular genitive case 'cornus', the singular dative case 'cornui', and so on.

Thus, 'cornu' technically isn't 'horn', but a singular nominative/accusative/ablative 'the horn'. Talking about Latin, it's just a common approach to name the singular nominative as the "base word", i.e. 'cornu'.

Also, in Germanic languages, there is a tendency to closed syllables (syllables ending with at least one consonant) at the end of a word. Therefore, the (outside of Latin unneccessary because meaningless) grammatical '-u' was dropped.
<< Comment #9 @ 20:53 BST, 15 October 2015 >>
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By France imdaniel 
On a medical standpoint this Squatty Potty is not perfect because the perfect position to poop is with the ass at the same height as your ankles aprox. It has been studied in many medical universities in FR UK and US, maybe AUS too?

Kinda crazy that modern man forgot how to shit and now we need PhD and research to found back what we dislearned.

Btw i have a protip for all of you that work everywhere, sit on the chair, put your fists under your knees and put yourself on your tiptoes.

Patients with problematic consipation or diareah also need to build back abdominal muscles with exercies and also move more, cedentarity is bad!

Surely this topic is not for kids but i think it has its place on a gaming forum knowing how many times per day a normal person stay on a chair and even more a video game player!

Another kinda funy clip : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY
<< Comment #16 @ 22:09 BST, 20 October 2015 >>
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By Cheese M1zzu  - Reply to #9
that clip was actually made by the same marketing agency.
<< Comment #17 @ 22:52 BST, 20 October 2015 >>
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By France imdaniel  - Reply to #16
Indeed i found second vid by looking at the marketing agency account on youtube, they also made some other crap for presidentials in US etc :>
<< Comment #10 @ 02:30 BST, 17 October 2015 >>
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By Team Fortress qr 
What ever happened to punch-lines?
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<< Comment #14 @ 13:07 BST, 18 October 2015 >>
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By France imdaniel  - Reply to #10
Find one for me then :p
<< Comment #15 @ 20:37 BST, 18 October 2015 >>
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By Team Fortress qr  - Reply to #14
Here's 800

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