meh

is this in Gaza?

Syria

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=516183671794761

u syrious?

Sir ya, sir!

It says Syria Jul-2014 in the video. So yes, it's Norway.

sorry i did look for the update of the video but i guessed i haven't paid attention to that. No it was in Skåne.

While we are at it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocjshAk3dJk

This is basically an analogy for _EVERY_ premade cs:gtfo game I've played this year (200+ hours?), happens every time, roles are as following and quotes are verbatim from ts/in-game text:

Zack (aka Ziggypoptastic/Rageq3: Scottish dude who cast(ed) CPM events with me), ASD ( aids, mute Estonian from instagib), Kyto (Finnrailer mit der AWP), and I can even picture hearing the voices while watching the video, it burned into my memory at this stage):

Zack does something retarded*
Me: Tupoy pidoras WHY YOU FUCK IN BRAIN???
Aids: HAHAHA E- MOZG CANNOT INTO CS GO BACK TO SHOOTING BFG IN CORNER
(kyto stays silent cos mildly high)

and we never have a stable 5th at any given time but if it's funnyb then funnyb remains totally oblivious to the whole situation cos not on ts3 anyway cos sexting on skype which is a breach of some sort of International Broheim Accord but we let him anyway cos it's funnyb so he has some leeway when it comes to being a cunt <3

* If roles are reversed and I do something retarded, Zack's line to me is "CRAZY DICKFACE WHY YOU DO THIS???"

Trim shit down, apply it where relevant. Otherwise it's I don't know, p0rt-talk.

i sory men here summary:

Paragraph 1: *tank fuck up reminds me of playing cs with friends*

Paragraph 2: pre-amble which lists said friends

Paragraph 3: quotes mid-game dialogue

And paragraph 4 basically bitches at funnyb.

Meanwhile, have some of the q43a changelog:

- gameTypes :

normal : dm, tdm, tourney, ctf, arena ctf, deadzone ganetypes

and new MP gametypes :

gameType Reactor : like UT onslaught. kill a reactor. with team health regen in proximity to own reactor. with reactor health regen too. 2 team points everytime reactor health reactors <=25% of maxHealth.

gameType Last Man Standing : set amount of respawns/lives alowed, when all used up. player is forced as a spectator with or without server allowing them. until the next game starts. which is whenever only 1 player has respawns remaining, need to use si_useready

gameType Invisibility : standard deathmatch. with infinate invisibility, bind impulse_50 to flick on/off

gameType Duel :

>if si_maxplayers is set to 2, bing impulse_26 to conced a match
>more air move allowed
>timelimit games only

- single/multiplayer game modes :

Adds : manual weapon zoom. use forward/back buttons to zoom in and out
Adds : projectile flares, default : charged blaster
Adds : projectile tripbombs, default : grenade launcher
Adds : flamethrowers, default : gev
Adds : guide projectiles from projectile point of view with own hud, default : nalpalm gun
Adds : playerview bloodsplashes/sprays
Adds : weapons can have a pre muzzle flash effect that plays when weapon is idle
Adds : vehicle positions can be set to thirdperson view within def file
Adds : 3rd person death when player is dead
Adds : full headshots : mp announcer will play sound announce_headshot
Adds : bind _impulse23 to toggle invisibility in sp and mp gametype invisibility
Adds : new machinegun fire sound
Adds : material specific footstep sounds, for most materialTypes : concrete, hollowmetal, snow etc
Adds : full usuable water with func_liquid, with colorization of projectiles going into and exiting liquid pools
Adds : projectile charge before weapon discharge to all weapons, add key "chargetime" to the projectiles entitydef /n seconds, default weapon charged projectiles :

alternative blaster = flare 1.6 seconds
alternative grenade launcher = tripbomb 2.6 seconds
alternative nalpalm = guide projectile from POV 1.4 seconds

- singleplayer game mode :

Adds : team ai will stay a set distance from you when in attack mode
Adds : ai deaths will be random animations. or burst into fire if cvar g_burnholysin = 1
Adds : random voice taunts from self to strogg
Adds : view from ai killer with pm_aideathview, with each model having its own hud/gui to view from when player is dead
Adds : operating system clock to the top right corner of the ingame hud
Adds : full usable game pause binding _impulse25
Adds : map list to main menu/single player

- multiplayer game mode :

Adds : 100% new netcode thats specific to dedicated/listen servers, and clients, which gives you lower cpu usage on both servers and clients
Adds : 3 new gametypes : reactor, last man standing, invisibility
Adds : server side : full respawnable free for all and team vehicles , should allow multiple passenger positions, with each position using its own seperate hud
Adds : server side : all players view frag leader when game ends
Adds : server side : all players view winning team base when game ends in team games
Adds : multiple new ways of starting games, standard warm up/ready up, force ready up with countdown, use a timed warmup cowntdown
Adds : instaGib enabled using cvar si_instaGib
Adds : new god powerup : max health/armour, run faster, jump higher, and immortality
Adds : extra player models
Adds : server side : sfx groundshake/nightemare etc effects
Adds : server side : full flashlights for weapons/vehicles using models and on/off button and weapon animation
Adds : server side : guided/projectile point of view guideded projectiles
Adds : client side : model specific lipsynced voice taunts for each player model

key bind _impulse_60-64 to play mp voice taunts 1->5

Adds : hud ammo clipsizes for all weapons that use them
Adds : 25secs warning beep to mp game time limit hit
Adds : custom damage sets for mp games, all damagedef are read from 1 file, and set in server config using si_damageset
Adds : si_rmapCycle to randomize server map list, without having to setup a si_mapCycle .scriptcfg file
Adds : player in/out teleport sounds
Adds : player model specific arm skins and model set in the models entitydef
Adds : end of games will now show "next match begins in [si_gameReviewPause]" on the game review pause summary/score screen
Adds : dodge jumping :

bind _impulse41 to strafe jump left
bind _impulse42 to strafe jump right

Adds : strafe jumping/bunny hopping
Adds : new custom hud template, to use ingame drop the console on the mainmenu and type : g_customhud guis/custom_hud.gui
Adds : projectile teleporting for rockets/grenades/blaster/dmg
Adds : all new ingame MP menu [press ESC]
Adds : domination time to non team games [ when in lead, times in seconds is added to domination time ]
Adds : team domination time to MP team games [ when in lead, times in seconds is added to domination time ]
Adds : MP game pause, only on listenservers, dedicated server uses its own game time and frame number and is in the engine : cmd : bind p _impulse25, and press p to pause game

Changes : ctf flag is now invisible if carrier player has invisibility
Changes : ctf flag resets to base if player dies ontside of the arena
Changes : si_drop powerups/weapons now work
Changes : server side : railgun color/team hitscan tints, that always work
Changes : all the main si_settings will now show on othe ingame mpgame server info screen with enabled/disabled instead of 1 or 0
Changes : invisibility powerup model, now smaller and better looking
Changes : CTF flag, now has invisibility skin applied when carrier has invisibility powerup, and not made hidden
Changes : powerup pickups, player can now only pickup 1 powerup at a time
Changes : all projectile effects are now 100% clientside saving few more bytes of bandwidth
Changes : powerup pickups, player can now only pickup 1 powerup at a time

removes server config cvars si_useReady/si_warmup/si_useCountdown : replaces them with cvar si_preGame //0-start game,1-use ready,2-use warmup,3-use countdown

- func_liquid

allows for full swimmable liquid using func_liquid to be added to both SP and MP maps, with full colorization of projectile and effects that pass through liquid

You were supposed to go one way or the other! Fuck it, there's just no way with you kids.

Yea it's called coding your Militia and playing it too)

Anyways back on topic: u fucking wot m8 compare me to p0rt say it to my face bludd ill kick FUCK out of you

gl kicking me, i'd never join militia server

that's it GIVE ME UR ADDRESS

dude I said I'm not in any server

Dear son1dow,

I hereby would like to extend a challenge for one-versus one, MMA-like deathmatch competition, in real life.

Sincerely yours,

Shady "haveyoutriedMilitia?" Voltaire

oh lol, do you actually mean outside

I could consider a similar styled game with oculus rift when it comes out

Latest point release of q43a is Occulus Rift SDK 2.0-compliant.

GIVE ME YOUR IP ADDRESS I'LL VIRTUALLY REAL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.

- Took too long to dodge the subject of the previous post and to immediately proceed to shamelessly sell the mod;
- Forgot to add link to q43a: http://www.moddb.com/mods/q43a/downloads;
- Did not stress enough the fact that the mod introduces support for swimmable liquids that's missing in the original Q4 code;
- Did not use enough cryptic language;
- Did not swear enough;
+ Exhaustive detailing of latest developments.

p0rt impersonation evaluation: 4/10

I didnt even try :c just googled for q43a and straight copy+pasted shit from moddb :c

Here's a more credible attempt though)

http://www.esreality.com/post/2089205/#pid2089205

;)

I hear TANK on Quake forum, I think this:

cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_89139WKho

skint what do you think about this war in Gaza lines?

http://thegreateststorynevertold.tv/