why

well is unjeff
poor well
get jeff soon

so how is it?

Well if that's what he gets off to...

hows ur cunt sophia?

doing well thanks how about yours?

Here, you'll need those:

. . . . , , , , ,

It's dangerous to go alone! Take these

I can't believe no one's +ing me

You forgot to give her a reply button.

A lot of people turn into douches when there drunk. Glad to read your cunt is well.

lol

these comments... hahaha

:(

It's impossible to read this comment without going for a thick cockney accent

yer steeky cont

You didn't wash it after all, did you? :(

What a disgusting tramp.

Always good to wash down there.

so much girls playing quakelive these days :O

lol

some people just cunt be helped

major this post pls

If it's both dry and smelly, wet and not smelly would be a big improvement yes.

Thanks for sharing, good to know.

so's your cunt, from what I gather.

wow a girl gamer??

and someone was mean on the itnernet?? how

cheer up

He's been like that for years.
Just yesterday:
http://i.imgur.com/E6C1jI7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MZAeKof.jpg
A very sad individual in dire need of some lovin'.

Reminds me of bl1nx. Is he per chance British? Dunno every brit is a bit salty :D

Not a fan of generalizing or categorizing ppl, but he's indeed from the UK. ^^
Heavy usage of the c word easily gives that away, too.

every brit is a bit salty :D

u wot m8? any more of ur cheek and ill kick ur fukin head in, cunt

fukin say it 2 my face bludd your gna be well banged up innit

Lacceh aids ridden faggot confirmed

Didn't notice he was the same guy we played yesterdsay, raging all the time, calling me cheater and ragequitting with 1-0.
Don't reply these nubtards.
cg_chatbeep 0 best cvar ever!!

i never witnessed him being that extreme.
of course he sometimes runs with pummel only, after he lost the previous game, ruining it for everybody else, but never seen him insulting in that manner. :D

Jeff mad cos Sophia gave him stinky breath.

i bet sophia drives a smart car. what a stupid stinky cunt she is

i bet if your mother heard you talking like that she'd send you to bed with no tea and take away your xbox games

it's only natural to be afraid of something you've never seen besides your mother's (i'm talking about a VAGINA)


anyway, here's to hoping jeff gets well soon. poor jeff. everyone send him your best wishes.

"(i'm talking about a VAGINA)"

4spooky8me

surprised? if no one threatens to murder you, it's probably tdm!

many tards in ctf

most tards in ca

true

dry smell cunt is what you are.
read it on the interwebz

this thread gave me a boner

hahahaha

sigh

eingllish people mad about bad teef?

ESReality. Last place on the internet where white-knights are non-existent. Love it.

How funny I know everybody screenshoted beside the CUNT! :D

sophia is a guy, Idk why he feels offended lol ??!..... and Danstar just called him retarded :D (see comment #46 )

lol you again xtina

you are probably the most dishonest scumbag this game has ever seen, and everyone knows

you are so obsessed with gender it's sad. from the first time i saw you in game you were all R U A GIRL R U A GIRL SOPHIA SOPHIA R U GIRL TOO I AM A GIRL LOLOL HEY EVERYONE I'M A GIRL LOLOL you seem to announce it every game you play and even use it as an excuse when you play badly or expect some kind of pat on the back for it and i explained to you once how it doesn't fucking matter to anyone else here what's between your legs - if you say you're a girl you're a stupid whore with a smelly cunt and if a guy then you're a shemale weirdo or whatever. i'm not here to pick up guys i'm here to play quake and waste time so go ahead and be a human trainwreck on a dating website where lonely boys will stroke your demented ego

now i tell people i have a beard because i like beards and you still harrass me, wtf why you care

also i doubt that's danstar he loves drama more than you do

ouch gg

lol rekt

Haha holy crap. That's some solid trashtalking. You should play CA. Haha.

finally some action

i'm not here to pick up guys

lost all interest in you or your posts after that line.

on the other hand, xtina is a fullblown retard (as expected from a slovenian).

rawr

You had me up to the word 'cunt', tone it down please.

the hypocrisy is strong in these ones

Not really.

sophia is in e-tears about being called a 'whatever cunt', then does it himself. if that's not hypocrisy I don't know what is

Ah I understand you now. I apologise.

dang u just got served

[-]

Here, use this to remove all the sand from your vagooch. You're welcome.

oh

so is sophia's cunt a girl or boy?

Both!

A hole with a surprise wiener inside.

Sword fight!

confession: deathbreathjeff is my alias

no1 is taking you seriously, stop trying, jizzzzz

k jeff

i am well

u sure? u seem unwell jeff

... don't worry about the green color that is natural for a little flower like me.

the fuck

#freeJeff

Sophia, it all makes sense now...

You've neglected to say how this all started i.e. you joined a server and told me to f*ck off at least twice after I said ready up, I don't like being told to f*ck off for no valid reason, therefore, indeed I used abusive language in return (you'd want equality right?).

So for the following week or so you stalked and provoked me , so you could get your screen shots and conveniently cut and paste. Even tonight after I Blocked you, you asked a fellow player to send messages to me.

It's sad that you felt the need to come to the forums after I Blocked you with regard to something you started and pursued in game, the traits you have displayed don't show you in a good light either.

lolwomen. loljeff.

awaiting sophia reply

how it all started jeff was you generally being an unpleasant bad loser with your cursing, misogyny rage fits (you are unwell) and shitty comments in my direction every time our team lost. everyone who's ever played with you knows what a bad loser you are and you're conveniently forgetting why i told you to fuck off that night - because during one of your hissy bad-loser fits you were obviously trying to get everyone to f3 on an 8-0 game, an 8-0 game where you were on the winning team. go ahead deny it - you're only lying to yourself

you had been using "abusive language" towards me and many other players probably on a daily basis so yeah how's that for equality, i tell you to fuck off for teamstacking and then over the next week or so you talk to me like in those screenshots (first one dated 20th december second one dates 4th jan)

these screenshots were taken before i "stalked and provoked" you, which was only one night very recently, and it was fun mocking you and laughing at your nerd rage until you couldn't take it anymore and blocked me. well done for that btw, did your anger management therapist advise you to do that in case you burst a blood vessel? well done jeff! rise above it and be the bigger man - don't let the evil sophia win whose only goal in life is to ruin your peaceful and respectful quake existence with her "stalking" lol

jeff is unwell
deluded and stalked
poor jeff
get well soon

I think i'm starting to like you

if you only stalked him for one night, how come there are screenshots from two weeks apart????

taking screenshots of a person constantly verbally abusing you is stalking? it's not like i'm outside his house taking photos of him beating his noodle is it, no need for restraining orders just yet jeff!

he often talks to people this way as lacceh's screenshot also shows. he's been like this with me and others before all this so i decided to screenshot it

sorry if this makes me a stalker

i am unwell
obsessed and a stalker
poor me
get well soon

its clear you're antagonizing him to say something in one of your screenshots, and you admit to following him around. you come off a kinda crazy atm

what could i have possibly said to make him say that? he said himself that all i did was tell him to fuck off, and that was for stacking teams and ordering us to f3. you weren't there so you don't know. oh, did i tell him to grow up? yes, you can see me saying that. that definitely means i started it!

as for "following him around" well, it's a small game isn't it. yeah if i see someone who talks to me like that i'm gonna mock them for it, and if that makes me a crazy stalker then so be it

át second glance, everything you do is actually very desperate, and desperate people do desperate things. at this point, i really gotta imagine you're lying to make jeff look ass while in reality hes just defending himself

haha, yes, repeatedly calling people smelly dirty cunts and aids ridden faggots is definitely a sign of self defense

not really surprised there are others who share his attitudes or defend this behaviour though

again, you're grasping. you're defending following someone and agonizing someone to publicly shame them

i'm not grasping at all - you said he's probably defending himself, then i explain to you why you're full of shit

urstoopid

just because he wasnt civil doesnt mean he wasnt acting out of self-defense. if you corner an dog and it feels threatened, it will bite, much like you're doing right now.

Just a hint from behind the scenes: Jeff made over 5 accounts on ESR and posted a huge insulting wall of text riddled with gypsies and UK economy but they weren't approved.

There's more to him than that post, it's just that new users cannot bypass the post approval with that attitude.

this really says it all

get well soon jeff

there are people far worse than jeff, that doesnt excuse his behaviour, and his doesnt excuse yours

in short, you're still desperate

stop stalking and antagonising me please, before i start verbally insulting your genitals and calling you every offensive name under the sun out of self-defense

and here was me thinking whiteknighting didn't exist on this website. maybe you and jeff can make each other well

sorry to say, but that ship has already sailed. you're already verbally abusing me. did u believe not talking wouldnt make you a hypocrit? you're just like jeff in using insults to defend yourself, only hes more creative.

can i whiteknight a guy, or are u calling me gay? i can assure you tho, im quite comfortable with myself

until you address the points i've already made i see no reason to make any further comments with you only for those to be conveniently overlooked too

keep defending a misogynyst racist and i'll keep being a desperate stalker crazy woman with my 3 screenshots

get well soon all of us

i thought i had adressed everything you said so far. if you want me to elaborate further im happy to do so. what i said is that theres probably a reason he acted the way he did, but i also said its unacceptable.

these alligations just continues in the same desperate manner, and quite honestly its getting very ugly. its becoming more and more apparent that your side of the story is most likely fradulent.

you didn't. if you care enough to, read our conversation again and see what you missed. i care enough to make the replies once but not enough to post them again. i don't blame you if you don't want to - i wouldn't either, and tbh your mind seems made up already so there's little point - i'm obviously lying right. i obviously just randomly decided to attack jeff for no good reason, obviously i picked him out of the many quake players, but why? what's my motive? why him and not anyone else?

they are not allegations, it's right here for everyone to see, and the site admin and other players revealed about him too.

so, another one of your groundless allegations? same desperate manner

and yet again you fail to reply to my points. i'm not repeating myself to you - if you don't understand first time you probably wont understand the second.

look up the definition of allegation and tell me where exactly i said something jeff did that wasn't true

tell me, what's my motive for targeting one person and lying about it?

your argument is awful and it speaks volumes about you for defending his behaviour. you say i'm making false allegations and then go on to say i'm lying about it. can you prove this, or are you yourself making allegations?

in before you ignore the points in this post too and call me desperate again

oh and i'd also like to ask, have you ever played quake with jeff or myself?

and as i said, i thought i had made replies to your "points". if you're not gonna tell me how you see that i failed to do that, ofc im gonna believe you are lying.

your motives are revenge, if they arent, i dont know why you're creating a post on esr. what, you didnt know about quakelives fucking customer support?

yet again, im was telling you that there are a reason for his actions, but that they are still inexcuseable.

no i dont think ive played with either on of you

hi jeff

I think I'm starting to like Jeff.

sofia give us proof you are a girl
post a nude pic or it didnt happen

Can easily be shopped, i wan't to see, screenie of a pass port thats valid atleast 1 year ahead.

how about a nude pic + a valid ID card?

Don't forget the timestamp and the "Hello /esr/ !".

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY!

c1 give us proof that you are not a small dick fagit
post a nude pic or it didn't happen

sophie definininatelyly has some balls on her

pics or gtfo

gtfo pls thx

she has major bolus

Sophia, the irony of you raging in #75.

Anyway, the simple facts -

1. I lost a game 7-1 or 8-0 or 7-2, I can't really remember, so on to the next map we go. A couple of people joined and left the server, Sophia being one of them, the teams were looking more balanced as you would hope, I merely said 'ready up', and with that Sophia said 'fuck off!!!'. At no point did I say 'no shuffle' or was I abusive until I was told to 'fuck off!!'. No one else had a problem, just Sophia.
N.B. Shuffle is your friend
N.B. Block is your friend

2. I didn't take it any further than that game, but evidently Sophia had premeditated ideas of provoking me - to then shame me. I can understand it to a certain extent, but to start the whole incident and then paint herself in a good light is laughable.

3. For maybe a week or so, Sophia would join servers I was on, occasionally the other way round, but I would not interact with her at all. The reason I used the term stalking is, because she would join a server and repetitively say ,'poor Jeff', 'get well soon Jeff', 'Jeff is unwell' on and on, so yes, I took the bait and reacted, obviously to her delight so she could screen shot. Please note, in two of the games screen shot at the top Sophia has a k/d ratio of 0/5 and 0/9 - evidence that Sophia was typing too much and not actually playing up to that point.

4. The last occasion we played together on the same server on the same team was the night she posted this thread, again she was trying to provoke me. At this point I blocked her and said so in team chat, during the game, djinx posted in team chat that Sophia had told him to tell me she 'wanted to have my babies'.
N.B. Block was meant to be my friend

I believe my blocking Sophia cause her immense frustration and, therefore, this thread was created. BLOCK is there for a reason, use it!!

Why would you pursue and torment someone you are already aware has some anger issues?

You don't seem well.

A MEME IS BORN. CALLING IT.

" Why would you pursue and torment someone you are already aware has some anger issues? "

because you treat your team mates like dirt on a regular basis and have zero redeeming qualities besides being a fairly decent player, although i see slight sense of humanity in your statement by admiting you have issues, so there's hope for you yet

the teams in that game were not looking balanced at all, it was me (everyone knows a massive noob), some even bigger noobs who were pinging high. i believe and i also think you believe that your frustration of losing the previous game so badly got the better of you and you wanted to feel better again by slaughtering the other team. that's understandable, many people feel this way myself included sometimes but it had nothing to do with the new people joining the server so your frustration was misplaced. if someone is trying to stack like that and i was voting for a shuffle (but someone was voting f2 to it, i wonder if it was you?) while you were instructing us to f3, is it really so bad to tell them to fuck off?

remember this is not just about that game, you talk to your team and others like dirt regularly, i had been spoken from you in a similar light (though not quite like that) previously, and again lacceh's screenshot shows it's not just me

i do admit that i had the idea to provoke you more and make a great collage of all your rage but this was after those 3 screenshots i already had so me trolling you like that got me nothing i didn't already have, saying "jeff is unwell" etc was the product of you talking to me like that, not the other way around

again i ask the question why would i choose you out of everyone i play with to do this? it's because you always act like it, and if that makes me stupid too then so be it, i don't mind making myself look a bit stupid to show how you talk to people

oh and the 2 games you mentioned my low k/d ratio were in warmup lol, no one has any score there

i didn't tell djinx to say that to you i said can someone please wish jeff to get well soon because clearly you need to

you blocking me didn't frustrate me but did give me an evil little grin on my face and think sure why not make a thread about it... i'd rather do that than report you tbh (not saying that me telling you to fuck off was ok - i should have just left the server and let you get on with your misplaced anger)

why did u block me sophia

Sophia, unfortunately for you, in #107 you’ve given me everything we needed to know. My admittance of anger comment is nothing new (how long have you played Quake?), it was merely a vehicle for you to be more open, and you responded accordingly, thanks.

If you’re going to play Judge, Jury and executioner, please stick to the facts and not speculation about whether teams were stacked or not, that is what ‘shuffle’ is for, a democratic vote for your use and as I alluded to, you were the only person with a problem when you joined the server, evidenced by telling me to ‘fuck off!!’ – I then retaliated and left it at that. Yet again you are trying to provoke me by calling me a team stacker, oh please! - 55% win ratio is hardly evidence of a team stacker

So, with the risk of sounding patronising like you, here are the facts and traits we have displayed in this online competitive game.

Me
Anger
retaliation

You
Provocation
Premeditation
Stalker tendencies
Deception
temperament issues - ironically in your own thread - the thread you started…I’ll give you my Therapists number.

Your justification for this thread is losing credibility with every post, and I simply don’t understand why you didn’t Block me If you felt that way (still sending me messages through others after I blocked you), I can only assume you enjoy the attention and stirring the shit.

Btw, you make it sound like you are doing me a favour by announcing this here and not reporting me, are you delusional, you joined a server and told me to ‘fuck off!!’

bored with this now, seems you have a few of your own debates to contend with. Next time you start something, keep it in the ring, instead of coming to the forums for a cuddle.

well there you are then: i say you're an ass, other people say you're an ass, and now you admit you are an ass too. (i haven't been playing for that long but i don't need to have been to spot an ass)

i think i was accurate in saying your motives during that game, textbook nerd rage behaviour you really don't have to be a genius to see these things

i'm not trying to provoke you by saying you were team stacking, nor am i saying you are a teamstacker, i'm saying you were doing it in that game because of your anger issues and you can choose to either be an idiot and say those teams were fair, or you can choose to be a liar - it's up to you

i can play the me/you game as well! look:

Me

wants fair teams
told a repeated trash talker to fuck off while stacking teams (boo hoo, poor jeff)
honest about my motives

You

misogynist
victim mentality (unable to accept any responsibility for this at all)
clearly unwell (lol at these accounts you make ranting about gypsies, wtf is that? don't think this behaviour would give your argument any credit in a court of law)
liar
dishonest about your motives

words like "stalker" and "deception" are completely overblown for a couple of games trolling some angsty misogynist in quake, don't you think? poor jeff getting stalked :( anyone have a number for a good lawyer for jeff here? i'm ruining his whole life by wishing him to get well soon/too much sarcasm

all this thread is is one massive retaliation - you want to talk to people like shit all the time fine but someone is going to stand up to it one day and that someone is me :)

don't like the consequences? stop doing it then.

you are waisting the time

djinx posted in team chat that Sophia had told him to tell me she 'wanted to have my babies'

obviously u need to make up and forget the past grudge

Get well soon, Jeff.

someone can't handle criticism

keep riding sophias dick faggets

this sort of rubbish used to be contained within the quakelive.com forums

sorry you don't like the thread, hope the next one i open will be more to your tastes

only if its pics of your penis

Never enough dicks on esr.

F
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A
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oh god the horror

make a movie, you'll get more attention that way. systemz 3?

so is sophia a girl or a guy ?

pls sophia tell us the truth :p

i will say it here once and once only: i am female

not that i think it matters in quake at all.

You talk like a dude. "but i have breasts" I can go buy a sweet pair of those right now.
"i have a vag." I can buy that too!

Esr you've been tranny tricked!

probably because i'm funnier than most guys and have bigger metaphorical balls too. most of my friends are guys and the few female friends i do have, the average guy would get verbally destroyed if stuck in a room with us we'd make you belong to us and dress you up in pretty clothes with the boobs and vagina you just bought (?)

when and where?

tonight, in your wet dreams

Mmmmmm.....Will you be there? Bring a rain coat.

can't make it tonight sorry, i'm washing my...



...hair

can i mash my face in it?

One could wonder which hair.

you fail to understand that we're not your average guys, bitch.

Sofia: if you do not want players to react to your gender then don't advertize your gender.
The world is not fair, the wold of gaming is even less fair. Is this news to you?
So either: keep hitting your head against walls (and complaining on forums),
or draw realistic conclusions.

Trees that don't bend with the wind won't last the storm. - Old Chinese proverb
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. - George Carlin

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Worthless idiot, if you don't want women to react to your harassment and immaturity, don't be an asshole.

So either: keep hitting your head against the wall as sophia singlehandedly owns all of you nerd losers, or draw realistic conclusions (that you're a loser).

Trees should bend with the wind of Sophia, get a clue. What a bunch of worthless morons.

Not sure what got your panties all in a bunch. Thx for illustrating though that polite discussion is hard to find on the internet.

My previous comment was not meant to condone or excuse bad behavior.

Q: How do I report a player for abuse violations?
To report player abuse or violations, contact our support team via email, [email protected], with the subject 'QUAKE LIVE Abuse Report'. Please provide an attached demo file documenting any abuse. (http://www.quakelive.com/#!faq)

My previous comment was meant to point out that:
A) The internet and the gaming scene especially is filled with abusive players.
B) Engaging with abusive players is pointless.

Why is this thread crawling with anonymous posters?

Cool, you both expressed yourself and I'm drawing a line here.

Feel free to make an account and continue this highly important discussion.

hi i didn't find your post insulting or anything (but it's sophia with a ph not an f!) :p

no one's talking about what's fair and what's not besides that one game and i don't think it's too much to ask for reasonably fair teams in ctf which will actually happen a lot considering the emotions that run with the game, it's the same as with stat padding, if you get a genuine win it's a lot more satisfying and accomplishment than a slaughter and most people realise this, as such gaming world is a lot more fair than real world i think especially quake where no character is taller or shorter or fatter or thinner than another

the point of the post was not to complain about it but to laugh at it and hopefuly give some peoples a bit of silly entertainment, if i was actually offended or wanted to complain i would have contacted support but where's the fun in that? i don't like to rat on people for words that's more for hackers i think

engaging with abusive players is amusing, and i have plenty of my own experience at being an idiot :p

This thread pleases me.

just remember to wash it real good after you're done sweetheart

damn, is it ichy!?

You need the ESR equivalent of Judge Judy ,Jerry Springer or Jeremy Kyle to settle disputes like this.
Is, "Player A" really a male or female, did "Player B" cheat ,should they both be banned/unbanned?
is Sophia really Steven ?
Would a shoe on the head picture solve all of the disagreements?
It's questions like these that keep me up at night, reading & typing this sh!t.


Try XBOX with the headset and a game of COD.
Chat text in Quake wont seem quite as bad.

Now shake hands like MEN.

I am just passing by asking: "Is Jeff well yet?"

Jeff is unwell.

Thank you for your reply, i will check on Jeff and his situation at a later time.

http://is-jeff-well-yet.org/

I have a feeling that Sophia and Jeff could become friends irl, despite the interwebs drama.

more than simple "friends"

yes possibly, the greatest of friendships and spiritual journies can start from conflictions!

sometimes that's why i don't like the block list, it's too much of a close mind to all possabilities. i had "fallen out" with another person in a similar way to this and all it took was one of us to stop being silly and now we are friends

<3 gwalchy

doffboffjoff let's be friends!

mens rights vs feminism up in hurr

[-]

What was that? I can't hear anything over how dry and smelly everyones cunt is

any girl gamers xD based near manchester who are:

attractive physically
1800+ clan arena elo

plz pm me ty

They would be mentaly unstable or something

talking about the female gender that is a given.

fuck me, right :E

near manchester
attractive physically

I rofled pretty hard when reading this thread in my local library. Ah, good times. Comment 53 is the shit.

So, how's jeff now ?

unfortunately i am no longer allowed by law to comment on jeff's health as i received letter this morning that states any attempted contact with mr doffbroffjoff will result in a fine and me having to do some hours community service at the local shelter for male victims of internet stalking

ARE U A GIRL ???

is that you ?

:DDDDD

i guess not ;)

lol @ how mad everyone is in here

#freeatroubledartist2014

http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/xjrwlperficzyl

gg wp

Keen sense of aliasing as always.

no

Please elaborate, too much drama? ^^

i support this cause! only cheaters should be perm-banned imo :D

"people got through a bloody war, so why can't you just get out of bed?"

lololol this guy is brilliant. hope you're well troubledartist, i love your videos.

why was he banned?

posting an edited picture of xtina_aguilera / evelyn with someone else's name on the forums

That should get you banned from the forums, not permbanned from the game. There must be more to it. On the other hand, he did put some work in video wise, where is the credit for that?

remember how zeroql was unbanned after cheating and helped produce cheats?

previous bans, countless complaints about going full retard ingame and as server host.

hmmm.......

Yes, that makes more sense.

thought he was a cool dude (just saw a few vids and played cft a dozen times with him) but idd that makes more sens.

He is insane, not cool xD

180 posts and i'm still not clear on wellness status. Please inform.

unwell, jeff is.

And sophia? Please advise.

still male

fuck jeff and his wellnes center.

lol i was sure that xjrwlperficzyl is artist

Get a room you two.

meanwhile, the poor innocent jeff (victim of horrible internet stalking) continues to be unwell

i joined a server yesterday and was instantly seeing this message:

http://i61.tinypic.com/29y4411.jpg

entertained him for a moment by telling him to try harder, then ignored him, he disconnected

decided to do some internet detective work (more of my stalking) search deathbreathjeff:

http://i59.tinypic.com/2rmo1nc.jpg

last online 18 days ago (hai stuart!)

search seis:

http://i61.tinypic.com/2af08dl.jpg

account created 18 days ago

conclusion:

jeff is still unwell
poor jeff
get well soon

He's just interested in your well-being, obviously.

WOROLOL

WOROLOL

Now Vid is the Jeff.

to think jeff even went that far to change his country flag just to annoy you...

btw member since Jan 14 means he made the account 16 days ago (30 - 14 = 16, not 18)

poor stuart, get well soon

expected seis to also be called stuart. am disappoint.

Poor ESR, get well soon.

this thread deserves +legend status imo

nubfest thread

reply to #203

My IP was banned during this time. Someone was trolling you, If I wanted to say something to you I would clearly indicate it was me - isn't that evident? Remember, I only ever retaliated - you started in game, and you started on here.

Is it attention you need?

yeah i know it wasn't you now, i was wrong! can see why i thought it though, talks just as snidely and vulgar as you do.

no it's not really evident - you're dishonest about this whole thing so why wouldn't be dishonest about that too. i didn't start it, you did, or are you denying you ever spoke to me like shit before all this? do you deny it?

what were you banned for jeff?

is it hugs you need?

I didn't talk in a vulgar fashion, I just asked you what's these smelly cunt issues that you have, since the whole thread was tl;dr. nice of you to go on and get me banned for the next 3 days.

unfortunately for you, I can still play on the same account as some people aren't unreasonable as you are and saw what I wrote as it is: a question out of curiosity.

for future reference, I have been advised by my legal team to address you as the girl with unfortunate vaginal discharges just to keep it pg13. that is if I even talk to you again.

yes, i'm sure you were asking because you care about my health and weren't asking to be a hilarious idiot!

i tell you what, go and ask your mother how her "smelly cunt" is and see if she thinks it's vulgar or not.

not sure how it's my fault you got yourself banned i didn't report you all i did was post here and that's your own fault, if you can't behave yourself in game then maybe you are unwell too

poor esdf
a misunderstood gynaecologist that cares about people's health
get well soon

I was sincerely interested in your health problems. Girl gamers are a minority and we need to keep them safe and playing the games we love.

I am sorry that you see me as some kind of wanna be hilarious idiot. I have already mastered all the idiot stages and I can pretty much pull it off without sounding like a wannabe.

I think you are just a bit too over the top about your online existence. My legal team has also advised me some time ago to not try and troll a retard (in this case they were specific on who the retard is - you), because he/she might not understand the joke, therefore I was just trying to be polite without any hidden intentions whatsoever.

Too bad you misunderstood everything (because you're a girl on internet and expect people to be nice to you by default), I really thought we could be friends and that you'd let me inspect your vagina here and there in case of an emergency.

thinking that i expect people to be nice to me because i am a girl on the internet is actually the opposite of truth... as this thread shows. no, it's not surprising i am spoken to like this, i get it a lot, it's actually expected and more surprising when people are nice.

i believe this thought of yours come from a bitter, woman-hating brain probably brought about by you constantly being rejected from girls in real life and also on the internet (no i don't want you poking around in my bits ty, and no one wants to show you their boobs either on webcam) as such you have lost all control of your hormones and resorted to the tactics of being rude and offensive, then textbook lying about it afterwards.

if you think it is "polite" to talk to people in such way then as i said, go ask your mother how her smelly cunt is and perhaps find yourself a new legal team when she smacks you upside the head with a slipper and stops your pocket money.

honestly what are you paying these people for.

You know, a guy wouldn't be offended if I asked him how's his smelly cock.

Also, I don't hate women, I love them and they love me. In real life even more so than online, since online even the ugly ones have an ego the size of Russia.

Sorry, but no matter how hard you try to prove it I'm not a misogynist or a sociopath you just can't. I just have a sense of humor and don't start crying like a 2 year old kid when someone tells me they're gonna load up my ugly face with sperm.

yes i go around all day insulting minorities i've never met before then say "god you people are all the same with your ego's and sense of entitlement. can't you take a joke, you silly n-bomb?" when they make a thread on some forum laughing about it.

so did you ask your mother yet? i'm going to guess you didn't, because it is inappropriate right? would you then tell her she just has no sense of humour and is a retard with a huge ego 2 year old kid and that your male friends wouldn't be offended by it so she shouldn't be either?

you may not be a misogynist, but your comments were certainly misogynistic. joking or not, i don't believe for one second you were trying to make me laugh.

oh esdf you are so funny! your razor sharp witt and intelligent comedy asking about my "cunt" and telling me i need to go out and get laid is just too much for me to handle! move over bill hicks, step aside eddie murphy and jimmy carr, esdf is here with more of his brilliant jokes!

yes, your sense of humour is just so out of this world and next-level that it goes straight over my silly little head, straight over the admins head too and gets you banned. how's that for a laugh eh? no need to cry about it like a 2 year old kid though! you just don't have a sense of humour.

poor esdf
an out-of-work stand-up comedian
no one understands his "humour"
get well soon

No, I did not ask my mother. She is my mother, I have no interest in her private parts. That would be totally incestuous if I asked her. Just because you're used to talking with your parents about their cocks and cunts does not mean it's a normal topic of conversation between a parent and an offspring.

Also, you just proved my point of taking yourself too serious.

it's not incestuous if you ask her because you are concerned about her health. how about if someone else asks her about it, like idk... jeff? do you think she would appreciate deathbreathjeff asking her?

and just because you're not funny, doesn't mean i'm taking anything too seriously.

Death breath Jeff interviewed by reporters exclusive.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf31tAZnL8c

billy and johnny one still makes me laugh

Found a site the other day that had every season, that sketch reminded me of DBJ and halitosis in general.
Forgot how funny some characters were, similar to Harry Enfield humor.

no matter what, just laugh, a good modus operandi.

tldr: sophia still has a smelly cunt

Smelly caaaat, smeeelly caaat...

Sophia you care too much.

Or is it all for the attention?

asking someone a question is asking for attention.

hows ur cunt?

It was not a question :)

INB4 - So why the question mark?

You'll understand.

do you have a beard?

R U A GIRL ???

Seems they haven't covered rhetorical questions in English class yet c:

lol ur a girl and u cant play games as good as dudes lol noob