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was thinkin bout tryin backpage escorts (20 comments)
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Posted by scala @ 20:59 GMT, 16 January 2014 - iMsg
but then i read this: http://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2014/01/man...hotel.html

no thx jeff.
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<< Comment #1 @ 21:06 GMT, 16 January 2014 >>
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By United Kingdom brandan 
1. order pizza
2. invite escort to hotel room
3. leave to 'get ice'
4. pizza delivers to escort
5. laugh
6. kill escort
14%
<< Comment #2 @ 21:21 GMT, 16 January 2014 >>
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By United Kingdom brandan  - Reply to #1
7. eat pizza
<< Comment #3 @ 21:22 GMT, 16 January 2014 >>
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By United States of America fireye  - Reply to #2
8. Don't eat escort.
Edited by fireye at 21:27 GMT, 16 January 2014
<< Comment #4 @ 03:40 GMT, 17 January 2014 >>
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By CPMA_text scala  - Reply to #1
gl killing escort when she has a 5-10 thugs waiting in the back room
2%
<< Comment #6 @ 17:17 GMT, 19 January 2014 >>
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By US-New York Gobotz  - Reply to #4
doesnt work like that lol.
<< Comment #7 @ 22:51 GMT, 19 January 2014 >>
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By CPMA_text scala  - Reply to #6
k lol.
<< Comment #8 @ 23:54 GMT, 19 January 2014 >>
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By US-New York Gobotz  - Reply to #7
the thugs wait in the car so if the cops show up... they ditch the ho.
<< Comment #13 @ 03:09 GMT, 21 January 2014 >>
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By CPMA_text scala  - Reply to #8
doubt they would ditch their primary source of income
<< Comment #5 @ 12:34 GMT, 19 January 2014 >>
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By anonymous Anonymous (93.111.45.164) 
friend of mine was killed in a car accident.
so i stopped driving cars..too dangerous!!
1%
<< Comment #9 @ 00:55 GMT, 20 January 2014 >>
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By 004 jamalz 
even a blowjob from an escort is pretty dangerous, you could get a ton of diseases and a condom blowjob is not fucking worth it.

even the sluttiest bar slut is safer to fuck that any escort (unless $3000 an hour type escorts, but nigga you aint that rich)
Edited by jamalz at 00:57 GMT, 20 January 2014
2%
<< Comment #10 @ 15:21 GMT, 20 January 2014 >>
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By Beer! kenZu  - Reply to #9
you seem to really know the subject :D
<< Comment #11 @ 23:37 GMT, 20 January 2014 >>
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By 004 jamalz  - Reply to #10
i know a girl that charges $60 for 15minute blowjobs. she told me she blows upwards of 12 guys a day, all fucking week.

shit is fucking nasty she offered to give me one for free but no matter how hot she is, the idea of it was just fucking gross.
Edited by jamalz at 23:38 GMT, 20 January 2014
<< Comment #12 @ 02:43 GMT, 21 January 2014 >>
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By CPMA_text scala  - Reply to #11
lol
<< Comment #14 @ 08:17 GMT, 21 January 2014 >>
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By Beer! kenZu  - Reply to #11
She must be really hungry horny slut
<< Comment #15 @ 08:26 GMT, 21 January 2014 >>
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By scooter sharpe  - Reply to #14
If she blows 7 dudes on average, it's still 420$/day.

That's 2 940$ a week

13 230$/month

158 760$/year

for sucking off 2500 dudes

what do you make ?
22%
<< Comment #16 @ 09:12 GMT, 21 January 2014 >>
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By wutang (c) mastakilla yellowhaze  - Reply to #15
I get more for sucking of dudes so gg no re
<< Comment #17 @ 09:13 GMT, 21 January 2014 >>
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By scooter sharpe  - Reply to #16
So you suck more dudes off or you have a different pricepoint ?
<< Comment #20 @ 11:25 GMT, 21 January 2014 >>
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By wutang (c) mastakilla yellowhaze  - Reply to #17
nah im a cheap trick i just suck as much as i can on one day.
<< Comment #18 @ 09:21 GMT, 21 January 2014 >>
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By Rage Face High-Five ShadyVoltaire 
So apparently St. Petersburg, Soviet Russia > New Jersey, Redneckia when it comes to escorts.
<< Comment #19 @ 11:25 GMT, 21 January 2014 >>
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By wutang (c) mastakilla yellowhaze 
also to op


http://news.yahoo.com/video/man-survives-near...02418.html

just sprinke some crack on a crack ho if u want some free sax

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