ignore them

does that actually work?

hahahaha funneh story of my mate :D

we went to a party, and there was this girl which he had really big crush on. he followed her for 2 hours, till the point she got mad, called him fucking stalker and pervert, and told him to fuck off.

when i asked: dude wtf you did? he was like: i was ignoring her

:DDD

he followed her for 2 hours

i was ignoring her

Wait, what?

yeah man, exactly :D

he was around her all the time, didnt even try to start conversation

lol, did he smell her hair?

dunno, and i dont want to

:)

did you smell his?

many times.

as we say it in poland: one time in ass is not gay

i dont understand the question.

of course u dont phaggot

whats so hard with introducing yourself, and telling her you're amazed by her looks?

then u go for quick: do you fuck, or i have to be in relationship with you? and ur done. gg wp no re

approach anxiety

think of your interactions with people as arcade tokens, and people as arcade games. different games in different places accept different sorts of tokens. if you try to deposit the incorrect token into a game, the token is returned and you don't get to play.

it's not that the token is bad, it's just that the game isn't configured to accept that particular type. you could shave the tokens to fit into a specific game that you like to play, but it's a lot of work to shave a token per interaction.

the trick to dealing with people, in my experience, is to learn which types of people require which types of tokens, and to keep a variety of tokens around for interacting with them. sometimes you can figure out which sorts of tokens are accepted just by watching people interact with others. sometimes you learn by going out and trying to deposit your own, then observing the results. your brain will file them away automatically.

in this way, you can change your social goals. instead of "i want to get laid, let me go strike out as much as possible until some clueless moron decides to spread her legs due to her pity for my awkward and embarrassing approach or her unbiased token collector", you are now approaching women with an experimental scientific mindset, "she looks like she takes these tokens, i think i have a few, let's see what happens".

at this point, instead of feeling personally rejected each time you aren't successful with provoking a social interaction, you will be able to see that you have actually successfully tested whether or not a person accepts a certain sort of token. if that person doesn't, you still learn something and have completed your goal, meaning that you haven't been rejected, but that the person was a willing, though unwitting, participant in your experiment. if the person does accept the token, you learn something and you get to play the game for a little while.

lots of questions open up at this point: do you keep trying new tokens on certain people? how many times do you deposit new tokens to continue after you screw up and the game is over? etc.

or her unbiased token collector

Golden.

I like your approach.

by token you mean penis correct?

think he's buying hookers on backpage...tokens... 600 tokens for anal

show feet

50 tokens... no touching

also, i'm kind of partial to just flinging tokens into the air and seeing what people around me do. i don't know what this says about my personality, but it sure is fun!11

edit: i mean, imagine if whenever you played an actual arcade game, you got sweaty palms, and when you died it felt like the arcade was judging you. it would be ridiculous. there's nothing on the line except a stupid meaningless token that has arbitrary value to various games. some games require 4 tokens, some 1, some 1 token games are way more fun and last longer than 4 token games. 4 token games often look good but don't have much substance.

blah blah, this analogy goes on forever.

does this technique also work to get guys (no homo)

it works for establishing social relationships. whether or not sex is involved is up to how you play, how they're programmed, and how much alcohol has been spilled on the controls.

controls are overrated.

pay

ya no im poor

I thought you had enough money to buy ESR.

not enough for hoes

so you wont ever get girls

y not

cuz gals want ca$h!

i thought they wanted the d

so you have a nice d(ick)?
thats good as well!

i think so

be an asshole - chicks love that shit

how do u be an asshole?

how high style ))

basically do everything on your terms - let her call you but wait until you're good and ready to call her back. you pick the place for dinner, you pick the time/place to make a move, etc. show her you're in charge, you're the man.

and call her names if you can get away with it :)

i see


how well does this work for guys like me? i have trouble talking with girls

if ur not confident this approach is guaranteed to fail.

if u have trouble talking to girls u should approach MANY girls. Benefits are two-fold: u get better at it + Chances of finding one that appreciates shyness/awkwardness or whatever increases.

found the beta

4ce

Watch Wedding Crashers. It's basically Hookup 101: An Introduction to Slavery for Biological Behaviorism. You're welcome, if you can contextualize.

Charm and a sense of humour always seems to work

getingt good at quake live is genuinely a really good way to get girls.

Try to find something really heavy to lift for her.

8==========D ?

jedi mind tricks.

that's a bit unfair... they don't even stand a chance then ;)

Yeah, similar taste in music is always good.

Nothing. Girls get me.

Hit them over the head with a blunt object and drag their unconscious body back to your cave.

but i want love

Oh. Well, you can tie them up and read American Psycho to them, that'll establish a connection.

tie up? how? i only weigh a few pounds. most chicks who i talk to are huge imo

Talking is for nerds, real women understand masculinity when it wallops them in their cranium with a crowbar. Just pick the ones that are scrawnier than you. If you're a dwarf or some shit then eat a slice of beef and lift a 5kg weight twice, that'll get you going.

wat if she talks to me about pron? does it mean she is into me?

probably. or you're so far into her friend zone that shes comfortable talking about sexual stuff to you thinking you're not interested.

damn

In crowded places you can sometimes stand behind them and smell their hair. That's all the advice I got

you forgot about arm on arm, leg on leg & even sometimes crotch on ass touching...rush hour tram = good times

Read a book called 'The Game'.


























































Also you just lost.

i could give all ya'll some mad tricks and tips on picking up women but it wont work unless you got this 1 thing down first.

That thing is you gotta like yourself. You gotta like being you. If you don't like yourself, how you expect other people and bitches to react to you? They can sense it. They feel it when they look at you, they know you arent comfortable in your own skin so they won't wanna be around you. It's just how it is sons.

thats what this whole 'confidence' shit is. You gotta like how you look, how you act, what your job is. You gotta entertain yourself man. I make jokes for myself, I say shit that I wanna say to entertain myself and then niggas all around me laugh and enjoy it. They feel it when I feel it. You can be any sort of man to pick up bitches, fat, bald, lazy etc, dont matter at all son. You just gotta be comfortable being you.

I maximize my potential to fuck by having sick as fuck abs and pecs, nice clothes and bling. But take that all away and i'd still be ok because I like myself. I like being me.

find your true self niggas, polish that inner nigga inside youself, let that nigga shine. aiight?

jamalz, thank u for the tips

however, i dont think this is for me. whenever i look in the mirror, i want to bash my face in it. im not aesthetic at all

wat do?

you dont have to be aesthetic. just be confidend in your relation with other people.

in pefectly aware im not handsome, but i dont really care, because im fucking awesome.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder son however if you fucked up like dat nigga in goonies then i got nothin to tell ya, maybe get some escorts or somethin

but realistically you should have no problem. dont dress like an idiot, dont be a slob, dont fucking MUMBLE, say shit loud and proud. even if some foolios hear you and start laughing at you for tryin to hook up with a slimmie, it ain't no thang, they dont got the balls to try it themselves.

so open up your nutsack and put some big brass ones in there and go for it.

i see.

thx bruh imma try this on monday at scool and report back. i have several crushes in my scool

Highschool? Just talk to them 2ez

yeah but i have zits and my breathe smells.

man start washing your face and brushing yo teeth. some deodorant cant hurt too. also if you put cologne on or something, don't make it overpowering so it stinks up a whole room. bitches hate that.

tried washin my face and the fuckin zits wont go away. i especially hate when i have a huge fuckin red mark in the middle of my forehead. wats a good face wash bro? is axe good?

i used to use that knockoff of proactive they have at walmart. if you do all the steps and read the directions the shit really helps. also wash your pillowcases once a week. make sure to not scratch or claw the zits, let them get super big then pop gently, maybe pick up some astringent stuff too for after you pop.

axe is atrocious dawg. if you're hurting in the wallet, pick up one of those adidas gift sets that people get for christmas and rock that shit.

Eat proper food, not junk food. Don't eat sweets or candies. Work the fuck out, you sweat all that shit out and drink only water no juice.

Get one of those pull up bars for your door frame and when you wake up in the morning do 50 pushups right out of bed and 25 pull ups.

Cut your nails every time they grow and don't touch your face.

C'mon man, take control of your life

... why arent we funding this. Make a small cute site with tips. so teenagers actually learn something.

Highschool, zits are expected. Breathe mint!

find your true self niggas, polish that inner nigga inside youself, let that nigga shine. aiight?

Hall of Fame material :)

hehe, jamalz tips plus alcohol should make you act like a boss ;)

charming

http://www.esreality.com/index.php?a=post&id=875745

thank you for this time travel, it was nice to get to know oldschool esr trolls

Just be yourself, if he or she doesnt like you the way you are he or she isnt worth your time.

Smile, feel relaxed, make her smile but not by being a clown. Watch her in the eyes, if you have one problem with a waiter etc while being with her, act firmly but with respect. She will value that you can put limits without needing violent words. Dont force, woman will show pretty clearly if theyre interested. Dont feel bad if ugly/average girls kicks you. Maybe the hot one would be willing yo be with you. Aim for the stars, and you may hit the sky. Believe in yourself.

I smack them if they dont pay me in time with ma pimp hand unowatimsayin?

also crack!