tl;dr version?

no

sorry, boys* too.

i mean purri!

(no homo)

I think Zhu found a new hobby asides from playing Quake, and that is making Swedish Chocolateballs and becoming a Love Guru towards other people (Including Jamerio) how to get/break/have sex with women

and you made this thread: http://esreality.com/post/2428724/zhu-is-never-going-to-get-laid/

funny that i had already fucked 24 girls before you made that thread. And since u went out your way to make it you probably were and still is at 0.

come at me brah

24 and you couldnt make a single one stay?

Zhu is not an easy man to love my friend. I can get any girl i want though, even Liefje if i tried. But hey im not the biggest douche, im not gonna screw a quake legends girlfriend.

Getting girls ain't difficult. It's difficult to find the right one and make her stay.

Thats very true :)

oh man the good times =)

24 fat chicks :::}

I can just smell your unban coming.

Yes it is a rather potent aroma I must say.

So you only have sex weekends?

Well, thats probably what you're having. You're good looking as fuck Kevin. no homo

:D thanks, mate. carry on.

Crying is good for your soul jam jam

24 girls without cheating??? LIAR!!

I never cheat on my girlfriends bro

Maybe, but you lost your GF dueto something you did wrong.

So while crying might make you feel better, it doesn't change the fact that you still did something to fuck it up and got yourself into such a bad position where crying made you feel better.

Winners don't get themselves into jams where crying is their only way out of the hole.

I see you like youtube little puppy.... Now fuck off to Anglesey and stay there!

Go away weirdo.

Don't blow your top.

Don't falsely elevate my emotional state to one you would like me to feel but are unable to attain.

I came and conquered.

U came and lost.

Don't falsely elevate my state to one you would like me to feel but are unable to attain.

I came and conquered.

Do I get a bafta because of that? or is it that you gonna post the same thing again?

I didn't post the same thing again, and I won cos you made a stupid.
http://postimg.org/image/irbzt9j5d/

As you can see, self belief will only get you so far. I tricked you with some low level cognitive psychology.

That's the difference between a bafta and a raspberry.

oh boo hoo

ouch gg!!!

nah ur still poor and fat :D

do as i say.. little barking puppy...