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Das Blaue Ulbe (126 comments)

( Major Movie: QL)

Posted by ulbe @ 18:28 GMT, 28 November 2013 - iMsg




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Rating: 8.8 (171 votes)

�o guyZ! I am

ULBE. i make new frag mofie!

You can watch THIS while downloading ze movie.

Enjoy and have god day!!!!

Movie File (Stream) 0MB
- Scheisse Youtube Stream (1795 clicks)
Movie File - no description (Das%20Blaue%20Ulbe.mp4) 834MB
- HQ Muvie file download 2000 (179 clicks)
- maverickservers.com (36 clicks)
- Scheisse drop box (50 clicks)

Edited by Teen Queen at 18:39 GMT, 28 November 2013 - 46222 Hits

93%

<< Comment #1 @ 18:36 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Venser '

10/10
will watch after dreamhack

<< Comment #30 @ 20:23 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

therm - Reply to #1

This

10/10

<< Comment #77 @ 09:07 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

Whipas - Reply to #1

Pretty much this yeah!

<< Comment #2 @ 18:39 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

SMSK, crystal castles and whole bunch of

ULBE

10/10 will watch later and see if it's possible to give 11/10

<< Comment #3 @ 18:42 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

d0ku

love this guys movies. the david lynch of quake movies =)

<< Comment #76 @ 08:48 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

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24 - Reply to #3

More like the Tony Scott of Quake movies.

<< Comment #84 @ 12:09 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

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d0ku - Reply to #76

no, david lynch, the guy only makes crackpot movies

<< Comment #86 @ 12:26 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

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24 - Reply to #84

Except you don't get an epilectic seizures from Lynch movies. Also they lack intertextuality, which Ulbe movies have plenty of.

Edited by 24 at 12:28 GMT, 29 November 2013

<< Comment #4 @ 18:42 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

FFT

10/10

didn't watched

<< Comment #5 @ 18:43 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

megaman3

Do you accept lolca demos for next movie?

<< Comment #6 @ 18:44 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

ybl

already colour-blind
101/10 didn�t watch

<< Comment #7 @ 18:47 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Source of inspiration, fountain of knowledge for future generations. Das One, Das Only... DAS ULBE

<< Comment #8 @ 18:49 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Torzelan

oh no
he did it
this day was foretold
10/10

<< Comment #113 @ 10:05 GMT, 2 December 2013 >>

By

Raist - Reply to #8

i blame you partially, he must have read your evil comment!

<< Comment #9 @ 18:50 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

d1z

10/10
i paused porn to watch it

<< Comment #36 @ 20:34 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

earth - Reply to #9

How was your performance after that?

Edited by earth_quake at 20:34 GMT, 28 November 2013

<< Comment #96 @ 21:10 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

Legless - Reply to #9

Closed porn and fapped to this

<< Comment #10 @ 18:51 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Shock for my eyes xd

<< Comment #11 @ 18:53 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Hey why this is above DH? Cmon some admin pin DH!!!

<< Comment #12 @ 18:54 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

d1z - Reply to #11

[-]

<< Comment #13 @ 18:55 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

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gSTRUCTOR - Reply to #12

Hey im not hatting this movie, thats not the issue here.

<< Comment #26 @ 19:58 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

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pacmanpl : - Reply to #13

You are the issue!
ART COMES FIRST

<< Comment #14 @ 18:57 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

baksteen

I often find myself looking away from the screen during your movies... not because of the colors or anything, but sometimes it's just too damn creepy for me.

<< Comment #35 @ 20:34 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

skulp - Reply to #14

:D

<< Comment #98 @ 00:37 GMT, 30 November 2013 >>

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gSTRUCTOR - Reply to #14

Had the same feeling at the end, on the never ending white boxes jumpfest. Had to close my eyes for some seconds, which not even playing 3d glasses games do for me.

<< Comment #15 @ 18:58 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

7ep3s '

This should be on DH stream between matches.

<< Comment #16 @ 18:59 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

yank3

LIDL/10
dat final torture reference

<< Comment #17 @ 19:05 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

CAREEM

hahahaha <3 10/10

<< Comment #32 @ 20:24 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

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Badb0y - Reply to #17

youre in it :)

<< Comment #41 @ 20:57 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

CAREEM - Reply to #32

I know. Lost that shaft battle in porpuse! I knew he will put me in his frg movie!

<< Comment #18 @ 19:07 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

beffy2k

I love you ulbe!

<< Comment #19 @ 19:08 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

ulbe! masterpiece as always, i dont know how you manage to deliver high quality videos all the time. I hope id hires you as game designer to next quake.

miss ya bud!

<< Comment #20 @ 19:23 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

hitsu

i didnt watch, because my eyes started to bleed the moment i put cursor on the play button

<< Comment #21 @ 19:26 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

losty

best seizure i've ever had. 10/10.

<< Comment #22 @ 19:30 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

h8m3

<3

<< Comment #23 @ 19:46 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Xsi '

dafuq i just watched?

10/10

<< Comment #24 @ 19:50 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

I jizzed blood!!!

∞/10

<< Comment #25 @ 19:53 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

ouze

another disturbing movie - well done 10/10 ;)

<< Comment #28 @ 20:03 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

rvmble

this is fckn art man .. love it!
.. hawking for quake president.

<< Comment #27 @ 20:01 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

pacmanpl :

Make Ulbe not war! 10/10

<< Comment #29 @ 20:12 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

I think Ulbe perfectly captures what's going on in the minds of CA players.

<< Comment #31 @ 20:23 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

JDMYO

The bollocks :D

<< Comment #33 @ 20:25 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Badb0y

the final torture citate :D

<< Comment #38 @ 20:34 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

tejjo

ara

<< Comment #34 @ 20:33 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Yassin

the final eye torture was a great disappointment, wasnt really a torture compared to the rest of the movie. 0/10

<< Comment #37 @ 20:34 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

GEKKO-

Hahahah!

9/10 :P

<< Comment #39 @ 20:35 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

earth

Voted 10/10 for LIDL billboards. Genius.

Edited by earth_quake at 11:20 GMT, 7 December 2013

<< Comment #40 @ 20:43 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Demiurge :

das icht fantastich

<< Comment #42 @ 21:27 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

zkyp '

U L B E
L
B
E

<< Comment #43 @ 22:06 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

))

<< Comment #44 @ 22:13 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

kk-super_koziol.pl

lovely. 11 knives to the fish eye /10

btw am I going insane or is this one a bit easier on the eyes?

<< Comment #45 @ 22:13 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

R_Type

I vote for Ulbe to be the official Dreamhack 2013 moviemaker.

<< Comment #46 @ 22:36 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

sirax

I watched this and now i'm sterile

10/10

<< Comment #99 @ 00:38 GMT, 30 November 2013 >>

By

gSTRUCTOR - Reply to #46

L O L
O
L

<< Comment #47 @ 22:54 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

kluczmen

it's beautiful / 10

will watch again

<< Comment #48 @ 23:03 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

http://i.imgur.com/JvzAy48.jpg / 10

<< Comment #49 @ 23:05 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

10/10

did watched!

<< Comment #50 @ 23:08 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Lam +

10,5/10

<< Comment #66 @ 03:58 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

ProT - Reply to #50

You have to use whole integers.

<< Comment #115 @ 17:18 GMT, 2 December 2013 >>

By

simonov - Reply to #66

(10 + 10i)/(10 + 10i)

<< Comment #51 @ 23:09 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Cerci

9/10

Liked it

<< Comment #52 @ 23:10 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

DNFreaK

Best LSD movie ever seen, looking forward to see him sober tomorrow :P

<< Comment #78 @ 10:24 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

baksteen - Reply to #52

You're seeing him? Please dig deep into his artistic mind. What books does he read? What music does he prefer? What drugs does he do? How much of it?

<< Comment #53 @ 23:12 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

fragv

ULBE/10

<< Comment #54 @ 23:16 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

jgl

mind blowing masterpiece!

<< Comment #55 @ 23:17 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Linchpin

didn't watch
10/10 !!

<< Comment #56 @ 23:18 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Kapiter

nice to see you back in shape :)

<< Comment #57 @ 23:20 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

Lorfa '

Lose yourself in teh music

<< Comment #71 @ 07:29 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

CENEk ' - Reply to #57

teh moment

<< Comment #58 @ 23:36 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

xoji

10/10
watchn't

<< Comment #59 @ 23:54 GMT, 28 November 2013 >>

By

kk-super_koziol.pl - Reply to #58

not bad

<< Comment #60 @ 00:04 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

n1ghty

11/10 - already for the youtubelink-description. \:D/

<< Comment #61 @ 00:32 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

What a lovely family photo of sarge and lucy btw <3

<< Comment #62 @ 02:18 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

sTPHN

I bought this tea from my local cafe and as I was drinking I decided to watch this quake video and I never knew they were allowed to ingrain Acid in to it.

10/10 Will watch again.

<< Comment #63 @ 02:45 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

tom

i must be getting old

<< Comment #64 @ 02:54 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

booboy

what a masterpiece

<< Comment #65 @ 03:18 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

endstufe

loved the Lidl banners on eye to eye

<< Comment #67 @ 04:33 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

mdv

the voices in my head

<< Comment #68 @ 06:51 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

Shardik

omg my eyes :(

<< Comment #69 @ 07:25 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

PopeJo

maverick link plz!!

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<< Comment #70 @ 07:25 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

tifu

beautifully disturbing

<< Comment #72 @ 07:31 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

rope

Horrible and amazing as always!

Now come back and play :D

("Recent Games. 59 days ago") :(

<< Comment #110 @ 05:02 GMT, 2 December 2013 >>

By

CAREEM - Reply to #72

couldnt agree more. I just hope he come back asap:)

<< Comment #73 @ 08:28 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

tbone

icvh wil waant te se, wat ek think, ma kant type mei ogge

10/10

<< Comment #89 @ 15:17 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

sTPHN - Reply to #73

this

<< Comment #74 @ 08:37 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

godjiro

I don't want to be your drug dealer.

<< Comment #75 @ 08:41 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

He's at it again.

Dollar Dollar Bill Y'all!

10/10

Edited by Xll38 at 08:47 GMT, 29 November 2013

<< Comment #79 @ 10:30 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

14/88

<< Comment #80 @ 10:32 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

AHXNXA

420/10

<< Comment #81 @ 10:36 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

Anonymous (204.101.237.139)

this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. the fact that this movie gets 10s is just a kick in the balls to anyone who actually tries to make a quality frag movie.

<< Comment #83 @ 11:35 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

AHXNXA - Reply to #81

yeah because frag movies are serious business

<< Comment #126 @ 15:39 GMT, 5 December 2013 >>

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xou - Reply to #83

seriousiest business

<< Comment #85 @ 12:14 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

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kluczmen - Reply to #81

jajajaja because it doesnt have intro with music from independence day or some other pathethic pseudo-patriotic cashgrabber with samuel l jackson starring as US president, and no melodic melodic metal / some low tier tekno musick taken from zoot's playlist in the frag sequences,

also where are all those retarded high contrast screen filters to make it look like some serious - biz realistic shit

you pathetic fuck

<< Comment #87 @ 12:30 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

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r1ddler - Reply to #81

It's his style
It's really not just a frag movie, its fucking art. Check out his previous work.

<< Comment #88 @ 12:48 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

T1E ' - Reply to #81

go listen to *epic music* while seeing keels in 3rd person ejaculate wolfcam fx

<< Comment #90 @ 15:32 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

pacmanpl : - Reply to #81

U know nothing about art, fish, down syndrome and lolCA

<< Comment #91 @ 15:42 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

Badb0y - Reply to #90

:>

<< Comment #93 @ 17:50 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

slowi - Reply to #81

fag.

<< Comment #111 @ 05:05 GMT, 2 December 2013 >>

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CAREEM - Reply to #81

You must be jaleous cos u got ''kicked in the balls'' while you created a frg movie. Otherwise you wouldnt have posted as an anonymous.

<< Comment #82 @ 10:40 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

mar- '

You sick fuck. I like it. 10/10 =P

<< Comment #92 @ 15:55 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

ProT

Aftazardememorr�diazidem!

<< Comment #94 @ 17:51 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

slowi

perflect mofie, ten/ten xaxoxa ))

<< Comment #95 @ 18:56 GMT, 29 November 2013 >>

By

dorkiz

Proof that drugs are bad.

<< Comment #97 @ 00:36 GMT, 30 November 2013 >>

By

10/10 just watched

<< Comment #100 @ 07:32 GMT, 30 November 2013 >>

By

tony

I lolled at lidl logo :)

<< Comment #101 @ 14:06 GMT, 30 November 2013 >>

By

He uses German words to make it more trashy?
"s`Maul?" (c) k1llsen

<< Comment #102 @ 20:10 GMT, 30 November 2013 >>

By

dan5

What do you do when Rapha doesn't win DHW?

Watch Blaue Ulbe ofc

10/10

<< Comment #103 @ 20:23 GMT, 30 November 2013 >>

By

wow ulbe, I thought the art files you sent me was crazy-good enough, but this is a step further!

<< Comment #104 @ 20:39 GMT, 30 November 2013 >>

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LotBlind

Nice frags etc. but if I were you I WOULD actually include an epilepsy warning just in case someone doesn't know how these movies are like.

<< Comment #105 @ 21:50 GMT, 30 November 2013 >>

By

omek

heartwarming
10/10

<< Comment #106 @ 22:12 GMT, 30 November 2013 >>

By

tehown

hahahaha

<< Comment #107 @ 00:37 GMT, 2 December 2013 >>

By

zoot

finally got to watch this!

I'm with the 10/10 crew

<< Comment #114 @ 14:22 GMT, 2 December 2013 >>

By

megaman3 - Reply to #107

Play it on stream

<< Comment #108 @ 01:57 GMT, 2 December 2013 >>

By

cha0z_

10/10! :D

<< Comment #109 @ 04:53 GMT, 2 December 2013 >>

By

pcfs

needs more pike "__"

loved it

<< Comment #112 @ 10:04 GMT, 2 December 2013 >>

By

Raist

took me 15 epilepsy attacks but made it to the end.

lol 15/10

<< Comment #116 @ 20:39 GMT, 2 December 2013 >>

By

therm

[

Polish stockbrokers approves

Edited by therm at 20:40 GMT, 2 December 2013

<< Comment #117 @ 21:03 GMT, 2 December 2013 >>

By

lol

<< Comment #118 @ 08:46 GMT, 3 December 2013 >>

By

filo

lidl wins :D

<< Comment #119 @ 16:01 GMT, 3 December 2013 >>

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Fr0zzen

L I D L
I
D
L

<< Comment #120 @ 18:26 GMT, 3 December 2013 >>

By

Anonymous (83.77.107.62)

Pls 1v1 Jigglywiggly in CA and make a fragmovie of it

<< Comment #121 @ 16:34 GMT, 4 December 2013 >>

By

dcy

wow many skill, such movie

ten ten

<< Comment #122 @ 02:38 GMT, 5 December 2013 >>

By

qwih

plain shit

<< Comment #123 @ 04:36 GMT, 5 December 2013 >>

By

knew what was about to hit me when i saw the final torture banner.
But lol dat fatal1ty ending :)

<< Comment #124 @ 15:35 GMT, 5 December 2013 >>

By

xou

9/10 only because of MIDI

<< Comment #125 @ 15:36 GMT, 5 December 2013 >>

By

xou - Reply to #124

and LIDL ads.

Edited by xou at 15:36 GMT, 5 December 2013

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