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TheZhuKeeper
TheZhuKeeper
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Quake girls (68 comments)
( Journal: ESR)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 19:01 GMT, 2 November 2013 - iMsg
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<< Comment #1 @ 19:47 GMT, 2 November 2013 >>
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By ffs_light kK_Storm 
coolstorybro
<< Comment #2 @ 19:55 GMT, 2 November 2013 >>
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By US-Nevada Vig1lante 
Except she's already taken!
<< Comment #3 @ 20:04 GMT, 2 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden TheZhuKeeper  - Reply to #2
I'm sure she is =)
<< Comment #4 @ 20:07 GMT, 2 November 2013 >>
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By MLP_FlutterShy Teen Queen 
Purri's face while watching your video

Edited by Teen Queen at 20:08 GMT, 2 November 2013
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<< Comment #5 @ 20:11 GMT, 2 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden TheZhuKeeper  - Reply to #4
ROFLLLLL, dying irl
<< Comment #13 @ 02:36 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Unset obi  - Reply to #4
why do you care so much about [+]s
<< Comment #14 @ 04:03 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden TheZhuKeeper  - Reply to #13
he writes it in his resume.


but tbh this shit was funny
<< Comment #33 @ 22:13 GMT, 4 November 2013 >>
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By Dird's Xmas tree ;o Dird  - Reply to #4
never mind his face, where is he putting his hands?
<< Comment #6 @ 21:04 GMT, 2 November 2013 >>
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By Poland kk-super_koziol.pl 
despicable
<< Comment #7 @ 21:11 GMT, 2 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden TheZhuKeeper  - Reply to #6
you're only talking about your own face & body, sorry i had to say that. but you started
Edited by ath at 21:12 GMT, 2 November 2013
<< Comment #19 @ 12:21 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Poland kk-super_koziol.pl  - Reply to #7
you did. with that creepy ass, horrible video
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<< Comment #8 @ 21:53 GMT, 2 November 2013 >>
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By cooller skint 
Would you cheat on them?
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<< Comment #9 @ 22:25 GMT, 2 November 2013 >>
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By USA_UK Jamerio 


I bet she feels great knowing you intend on going to the same LAN as she'll probably be at.

Creepo.
Edited by Jamerio at 22:29 GMT, 2 November 2013
<< Comment #11 @ 23:23 GMT, 2 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden TheZhuKeeper  - Reply to #9
Do you wank off to my videos?
1%
<< Comment #12 @ 02:12 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden Laim  - Reply to #11
Who doesn't?
<< Comment #10 @ 22:35 GMT, 2 November 2013 >>
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By Netherlands Weird 
I believe you man 0/2 = 0 so that's over half.

I should really stop drinking I even watched this shit :(
<< Comment #16 @ 09:15 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Bulgaria cha0z_  - Reply to #10
:D
<< Comment #15 @ 09:14 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Moldova slm 
Age: 16
TL;DW
<< Comment #17 @ 09:50 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Kuwait Anonymous (82.145.217.80) 
teeny talks about girls...
<< Comment #18 @ 11:27 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By helloliefje Liefje 
71%
<< Comment #23 @ 15:35 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden TheZhuKeeper  - Reply to #18
I was actually just giving you a compliment
<< Comment #24 @ 16:20 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By helloliefje Liefje  - Reply to #23
Never sure if your vids are trolling or not :\
I can think of only one way to respond...

if (compliment == true && sincere) {
thank you;
flattered;
}
else {
wtf;
}
16%
<< Comment #25 @ 16:42 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden TheZhuKeeper  - Reply to #24
Was serious :)
<< Comment #27 @ 21:34 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Dird's Xmas tree ;o Dird  - Reply to #24
I'd be willing to share you with purri
<< Comment #28 @ 22:33 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden dubcat  - Reply to #24
dear god don't encourage him...
<< Comment #30 @ 08:47 GMT, 4 November 2013 >>
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By rabite ^_^ wrong person  - Reply to #28
it's a coldblooded c++ code response. i wouldn't be so hyped after receiving one for those :D
<< Comment #32 @ 15:28 GMT, 4 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden Anonymous (85.224.249.122)  - Reply to #24
if (compliment && sincere) {
self.thank you();
self.flattered();
}
else {
self.wtf();
System.exit(0);
}
<< Comment #34 @ 22:14 GMT, 4 November 2013 >>
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By Dird's Xmas tree ;o Dird  - Reply to #32
why repeat her comment & not even do it right?

nice first proc call
15%
<< Comment #53 @ 19:12 GMT, 7 November 2013 >>
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By Quake 3 InDepther  - Reply to #34
I prefer his if condition though
<< Comment #56 @ 22:14 GMT, 7 November 2013 >>
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By Lithuania son1dow  - Reply to #53
that's not a good thing to say about a person's code though
<< Comment #62 @ 06:47 GMT, 11 November 2013 >>
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By Canada FlashSoul  - Reply to #24
== true

Oh no, you didn't!
<< Comment #66 @ 13:26 GMT, 14 November 2013 >>
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By Quake 3 InDepther  - Reply to #62
and u mean?
<< Comment #67 @ 17:06 GMT, 14 November 2013 >>
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By Canada FlashSoul  - Reply to #66
The result is already a boolean (true/false). Adding "== true" is like doing "true == true" or "false == true"... it's pointless (and a little bit annoying).
<< Comment #68 @ 08:30 GMT, 15 November 2013 >>
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By Quake 3 InDepther  - Reply to #67
I thought there was something there for trolling :P, but got nothing...</lame>

That if disturbed me too, but it was mostly the mixing of styles that hurt my eyes than the “== true” itself. Personally, I don’t use it (==true), but I don’t mind if I see someone use it consistently.
<< Comment #20 @ 12:36 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By USA_UK Jamerio 
Zhu's LAN with exclusive Liefje invite...

Edited by Jamerio at 12:37 GMT, 3 November 2013
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<< Comment #21 @ 13:10 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Unset eh 
Edited by asyyy at 13:11 GMT, 3 November 2013
66%
<< Comment #60 @ 18:39 GMT, 8 November 2013 >>
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By Uruguay gSTRUCTOR  - Reply to #21
LOL
<< Comment #22 @ 14:17 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By invisible_man H1ghlander 
very ugly girl in this video
17%
<< Comment #26 @ 20:12 GMT, 3 November 2013 >>
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By shaftwhores only by [EXE]dann c3rb 
Oh, this thread..

Edited by c3rb at 20:13 GMT, 3 November 2013
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<< Comment #29 @ 06:38 GMT, 4 November 2013 >>
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By SC_Terran Venim  - Reply to #26
what
Edited by Venim at 06:55 GMT, 4 November 2013
<< Comment #31 @ 14:40 GMT, 4 November 2013 >>
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By Void Fr0zzen 
It's just a regular grill
<< Comment #35 @ 22:33 GMT, 4 November 2013 >>
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By United Kingdom brandan 
bunch of betas crying because an alpha laid it down. your mommy isn't here to tell your big brother to respect your inherent second-place attitudes. :(
<< Comment #36 @ 03:02 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden TheZhuKeeper  - Reply to #35
betas just mad im alpha
<< Comment #42 @ 13:39 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By :-]] alb  - Reply to #36
Alpha? You just posted a vid where you're putting an avarage girl on a pedestal and telling her how beautiful and everything she is. Cringed so hard, had to put the vid off after 40 sec.

Please man up, or you'll be seeing your future gf's leaving you like your last one.

Pathetic really.
<< Comment #44 @ 14:33 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden TheZhuKeeper  - Reply to #42
u mad brah?
<< Comment #45 @ 14:35 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By :-]] alb  - Reply to #44
Just having pity for you. That's all.
<< Comment #46 @ 15:49 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By helloliefje Liefje  - Reply to #42
so you're saying average people don't deserve love?
<< Comment #47 @ 15:51 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By :-]] alb  - Reply to #46
I'm saying that he shouldn't put women on pedestals, regardless how attractive/unnatractive they are.
<< Comment #50 @ 16:38 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By helloliefje Liefje  - Reply to #47
yeah sure, cos bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.....

Quit overreacting. Expressing positive opinions isn't (necessarily) putting anything on a pedestal.
10%
<< Comment #51 @ 01:52 GMT, 6 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden TheZhuKeeper  - Reply to #50
Real girl
<< Comment #54 @ 19:20 GMT, 7 November 2013 >>
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By Quake 3 InDepther  - Reply to #47
it really depends on whom the compliment goes to

Liefje seems down to earth and therefore, a compliment certainly won't heart...
<< Comment #48 @ 16:09 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By DoublePlus 24  - Reply to #42
Liefje is above average though. If you count brains too, and you should, she's a strong 9/10.
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<< Comment #49 @ 16:12 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By :-]] alb  - Reply to #48
Each to his own.
<< Comment #55 @ 21:22 GMT, 7 November 2013 >>
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By LeXeR gisele  - Reply to #48
I agree. However, she also frags, and maintains composure in the presence of trolls. Thus, she deserves the 10/10.
<< Comment #38 @ 04:14 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By Canada fucksi 
rofllll
<< Comment #37 @ 04:13 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By Canada fucksi 
Tons of girls play Quake.
<< Comment #39 @ 04:18 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By United Kingdom brandan  - Reply to #37
1 ton = 2000lb
1 quake girl = 200lb
1 ton = 10 quake girlsc
21%
<< Comment #41 @ 12:49 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By Denmark hauer  - Reply to #39
A 200 pound girl? :(
<< Comment #43 @ 13:39 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By :-]] alb  - Reply to #39
You're the best :)
<< Comment #40 @ 11:30 GMT, 5 November 2013 >>
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By Seychelles occultum 
Girlfriends left zhu? Oh wait.. how could you play quake with only one hand.. neverminds.

Now that i've seen that thing you call video.. you did not changed zhu.. you just came out of the closet and accepted you are a gay dude from sweden, who likes to hang with girls and talk about shopping and hair products. Just trying to help brah.
Edited by occultum at 01:35 GMT, 6 November 2013
<< Comment #52 @ 16:18 GMT, 7 November 2013 >>
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By LOLBARN xero- 
Maybe if you could get unbanned, trash Purri in the grandfinals of DHS2K14, then Liefje would marry you?

Damn it Sync, you're fucking up his entire life!!!!!
Edited by xerosawyer at 16:19 GMT, 7 November 2013
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<< Comment #59 @ 15:48 GMT, 8 November 2013 >>
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By l0wfly funnyb  - Reply to #52
Bitches know tdm is where its at, no risk.
<< Comment #57 @ 02:55 GMT, 8 November 2013 >>
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By US-Montana THEENDHITTT 
do you still lift zhu?
<< Comment #58 @ 04:07 GMT, 8 November 2013 >>
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By Sweden TheZhuKeeper  - Reply to #57
brah


no
Edited by ath at 04:08 GMT, 8 November 2013
<< Comment #61 @ 01:37 GMT, 11 November 2013 >>
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By Canada easytarget 
Seriously sit down and really think about what you can do. This vod about girls come on its nothing that contributes towards the community it just enables the trolls here on esr.

Zhu if you are as amazing and addicted to being part of quake as you keep talking about then really spend some time thinking about it dont post these vods every so often talking about nothing at all. Seriously spend sometime thinking about what you can do.

I am not sure how many friends you have on twitter or your facebook but maybe if you spent time talking to them they would have some great ideas about something you can do to further increase the awareness of quake.
4%
<< Comment #63 @ 10:27 GMT, 11 November 2013 >>
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By Poland kk-super_koziol.pl  - Reply to #61
isn't it obvious by now that this really is the extent of his contribution?
8%
<< Comment #64 @ 15:11 GMT, 13 November 2013 >>
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By United Kingdom p0rt 
what they are all dreaming http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GDvJfQp0DHQ/T79Ya0s...Theory.jpg

what they really get http://www.takepart.com/sites/default/files/s...Bialik.jpg
<< Comment #65 @ 05:51 GMT, 14 November 2013 >>
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By Portugal ProT  - Reply to #64
If you count brains too, and you should, she's a strong 9/10.

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