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TheZhuKeeper

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ZHU SPONSORED. (79 comments)

( Journal: ESR)

Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 12:22 BST, 11 July 2013 - iMsg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCoWyYMEr04

Name: Pontus �berg
Age: 21
Lenght: 177cm
Penis Lenght: 19,5 cm (true story)
Last played ql account: http://qlranks.com/duel/player/zyzz_brah
Quake experience: 9 years
Always streams while playing.

8929 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 15:33 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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Typo in "length"

Also sponsored by who? Would be nice if you gave the gist of the story and not just a youtube link.

<< Comment #2 @ 15:36 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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viaIImaximus - Reply to #1

getting sponsored by Viagra spam emails.

<< Comment #4 @ 16:20 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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harosh ' - Reply to #2

Zhu gets a lot of those penis enlargement emails... sadly, most are sent to him by his mum or his sister

<< Comment #3 @ 16:04 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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It's time for a ban. It's time to end this suffering.

The video was hilarious.

<< Comment #7 @ 16:46 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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Anonymous (87.106.215.227)

haha the part about Jamerio alone deserves you to get unbanned!

Keep that good stuff coming!

#ZHU4DREAMHACK

<< Comment #5 @ 16:32 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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jetro

Somebody plz count the number of times this cracker said the word "like" during 1:25 - 2:25 and win Zhu's weight in chocolate (40 kg).

Edited by jetro at 16:33 BST, 11 July 2013

<< Comment #9 @ 16:55 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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hitsu - Reply to #5

16

<< Comment #6 @ 16:46 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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ProT

Topic covered:

Part 1: Zhu presents his new stylish clothes.
Part 2: Jamerio's sex life.
Part 3: Expressing his unconditional love 4 ESR.
Part 4: Schedule for Zhu's DHW activities.

<< Comment #8 @ 16:55 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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hitsu

first part is pathetic,

but flaming jam jam was gold :D

<< Comment #10 @ 17:56 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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Companies sponsor spectators now?

Edit: Watched the vid, so you're a booth babe basically? You get to wear those little shorts? :D

Edited by function9 at 18:01 BST, 11 July 2013

<< Comment #11 @ 18:23 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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cityy

If I was Jamerio I would record a video response.

<< Comment #12 @ 18:29 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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melechesh +: - Reply to #11

ouch

<< Comment #36 @ 12:18 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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sonic - Reply to #11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTjgp0LsutM

<< Comment #38 @ 13:53 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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Eviili - Reply to #36

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*CANT BREATHE*

GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

is this for real lmao?????

<< Comment #74 @ 01:51 BST, 14 July 2013 >>

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skulp - Reply to #36

good lord

<< Comment #76 @ 01:57 BST, 14 July 2013 >>

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brandan | - Reply to #36

somebody consummated their vows with this guy.

<< Comment #13 @ 19:26 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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GUArd

lucky brah!

<< Comment #14 @ 19:26 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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GUArd

btw create a team/clan in QL and invite me, I will join!

<< Comment #61 @ 23:34 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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TheZhuKeeper - Reply to #14

when/if im unbanned brah

<< Comment #15 @ 20:10 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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esdf '

in other big news... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJtlihMqWno

<< Comment #16 @ 20:16 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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lithz

Jamerio is from the UK though... unfortunately.

<< Comment #31 @ 10:25 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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viaIImaximus - Reply to #16

wales is in the uk

<< Comment #44 @ 15:32 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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lithz - Reply to #31

Okay.

<< Comment #63 @ 00:33 BST, 13 July 2013 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #44

No, it's not okay.

<< Comment #64 @ 00:44 BST, 13 July 2013 >>

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lithz - Reply to #63

Okay.

<< Comment #67 @ 01:00 BST, 13 July 2013 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #64

I... You... Okay.

<< Comment #66 @ 00:54 BST, 13 July 2013 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #16

I like how you changed your name from Lithxiv to Lithz. That was sneaky
Luke 'Lithxiv' Whittington.

Luke, I kicked you ass in FFA. It was wrong. I'm so sorry. You nearly caught me up though.

and as revenge you created a cheat account and 'beat' me at a duel...
http://www.esreality.com/post/2013697/justanothernewb-vs-jamerio/

And then i got you banned from quakelive for cheating :)

I thought you had moved on, but you still seem a little resentful at how it all panned out for you.

I am your father luke!

Edited by Jamerio at 01:01 BST, 13 July 2013

<< Comment #68 @ 01:04 BST, 13 July 2013 >>

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lithz - Reply to #66

Actually I care too little to reply to you, you need a lot of help.

Steam sale is up, go buy some games and do something else with your time.

Have a nice day.

Edited by lithz at 01:30 BST, 13 July 2013

<< Comment #78 @ 02:35 BST, 17 July 2013 >>

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Anonymous (86.160.209.104) - Reply to #68

and stroke that gaming bafta "ouch gg!"

<< Comment #69 @ 01:14 BST, 13 July 2013 >>

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lithz - Reply to #66

ins > you.

Not that I totally agree with Zhu but you should listen to what he says about you, you might learn a little from it at least.

Have a nice day.

Edited by lithz at 01:26 BST, 13 July 2013

<< Comment #75 @ 01:54 BST, 14 July 2013 >>

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skulp - Reply to #66

lol nice moves dood

<< Comment #18 @ 20:25 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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sry to disappoint you Zhu, but Jamerio is like #2 at ESR while you're only in top50.

Show some respect to Jamerio pls, even if he's fat and poor.

<< Comment #23 @ 23:21 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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mouse* ' - Reply to #18

who's #1 on ESR?

Edited by mouse* at 23:22 BST, 11 July 2013

<< Comment #24 @ 23:36 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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TheZhuKeeper - Reply to #23

who else is #1 but <3less

<< Comment #25 @ 23:49 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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Teen Queen | - Reply to #23

Jamerio is no longer #2, he has been #1 for weeks now

<< Comment #17 @ 20:24 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

By

You are sponsored by AMD?

I wasn't aware Autistic Misunderstood Dweebs is now supporting QL.

Good luck

<< Comment #21 @ 21:41 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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u3a6 - Reply to #17

ATI radeon is so 2010 ))

<< Comment #19 @ 21:33 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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Seriously if people loved me I wouldnt post this videos

fuckin luv ESR <333333

<< Comment #20 @ 21:34 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #19

Grammatical error in "those".

<< Comment #39 @ 14:02 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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ja ja ve ve - Reply to #20

when boring ppl try to be witty...

<< Comment #22 @ 22:12 BST, 11 July 2013 >>

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[eXodus]

Did you just confuse sponsored and getting paid for a job? I think you did.

<< Comment #26 @ 00:17 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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sober

as soon as i saw that mTw tag my expectations just went down the drain.......

Edited by sober at 00:44 BST, 12 July 2013

<< Comment #27 @ 00:44 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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Freiya

That's how you end up if you have too much free time.

<< Comment #28 @ 01:42 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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CAREEM

Where did u get / buy this t-shirt? Made on-line? ebay?

<< Comment #29 @ 01:57 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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melechesh +: - Reply to #28

gaybay

<< Comment #30 @ 05:03 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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If I'm trolled oh well, but congrats on the AMD sponsorship. Nice to see someone enthusiastic.

<< Comment #32 @ 10:27 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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viaIImaximus - Reply to #30

we should send them this video :D

<< Comment #35 @ 12:04 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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evilbollweevil - Reply to #32

Well that was fast...I guess you called his bluff? (#34).

<< Comment #55 @ 22:10 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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viaIImaximus - Reply to #35

haha oO

<< Comment #34 @ 12:01 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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Video is now private.

Check out this instead. plazma would be doing this movie. Would have been the greatest of the great. Thanks Syncerror for banning my new account on such short notice, not letting me finish...

<< Comment #37 @ 12:45 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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skint - Reply to #34

Thankyou Syncerror

<< Comment #46 @ 15:45 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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goodbye_world - Reply to #34

I guess your dream has been

*sunglasses*

hacked.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

<< Comment #49 @ 16:50 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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TheZhuKeeper - Reply to #46

Nice

<< Comment #57 @ 22:51 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #34

I just recovered the cached version inside chrome, shall I upload it and take away control from you, or do you want to make it public again?

I'm ok with either option as its a win win for me based on your desire to keep it hidden and my ability to expose it.

Edited by Jamerio at 23:45 BST, 12 July 2013

<< Comment #62 @ 23:54 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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Anonymous (87.106.143.252) - Reply to #57

haha Zhu trolled you hard and this is the best you can come up with?very weak stuff Jamie. and you already saved it when you first saw it and got all mad faced about it, just like you save every other thing about your esr enemies. hoping that one day you can use it against them and claim victory while the rest of us give zero fucks. :-D

<< Comment #65 @ 00:45 BST, 13 July 2013 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #62

If I got all mad about it, why would I want it to be back online?

If some of you mopes actually put logic before your desperation to try and get to me, you would be far more effective.

Its just a basic fact that when you watch a youtube video it gets saved into your cache. You clearly give a fuck, otherwise you would not be hiding behind an alias, neither would your logic be as flawed as it has.

I just keep on winning!

<< Comment #72 @ 01:39 BST, 14 July 2013 >>

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mouse* ' - Reply to #62

esr enemies.... words like these shouldn't exist

Edited by mouse* at 02:09 BST, 14 July 2013

<< Comment #77 @ 01:58 BST, 14 July 2013 >>

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skulp - Reply to #72

make cooller jokes not war

<< Comment #33 @ 12:01 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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THE ONLY TRAILER U WILL GET FROM THEM:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QvQ-9kggak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoUjUWQlPas

<< Comment #41 @ 15:09 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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cha0z_ - Reply to #33

kinda sad in what way zyzz "inspired" you.

<< Comment #43 @ 15:22 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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TheZhuKeeper - Reply to #41

You got inspired by zyzz to lose your virginity, its not that sad, you'll make it.

<< Comment #45 @ 15:34 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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cha0z_ - Reply to #43

try harder.

<< Comment #47 @ 16:05 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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TheZhuKeeper - Reply to #45

yeah u should try harder, you'll make it brahhhh

<< Comment #56 @ 22:29 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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cha0z_ - Reply to #47

Stop trolling and do something for yourself. Start training, be a "sick cunt". You have a good base/body type so start building... not for chicks, esr, zyzz, but for yourself. Be inspired by zyzz in the right way.
I was even slimmer in my 19, now(26) I am 80 kg/shredded and good looking. Stop wasting time with computer/games and esr. Wish you all the best, gn.

<< Comment #58 @ 23:16 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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TheZhuKeeper - Reply to #56

you're now my favourite fan. i like the way you're thinking with this brahh //drunk zhu video coming soon brah

<< Comment #73 @ 01:40 BST, 14 July 2013 >>

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mouse* ' - Reply to #56

pics or didnt happen. gurl show us sum of dat ass.

<< Comment #40 @ 14:30 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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CAREEM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA2frmWz8sQ your idol?

<< Comment #42 @ 15:15 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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TheZhuKeeper - Reply to #40

Im all for show, as long as im aesthetic its all that matters

<< Comment #48 @ 16:37 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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You're the skinniest swede I've ever seen lol stop trying to act like zyzz.

<< Comment #50 @ 19:52 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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TheZhuKeeper - Reply to #48

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphoto...4750_n.jpg

u mad brah? ok im skinny, but come at me irl. big guy

<< Comment #51 @ 20:18 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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Teen Queen | - Reply to #50

Wow you're quite buff.

Do you have a boyfriend? Do you need one?

<< Comment #53 @ 20:41 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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TheZhuKeeper - Reply to #51

Your dad is my boyfriend, u mad brah?

<< Comment #54 @ 20:45 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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Teen Queen | - Reply to #53

Not sure why that would make me mad, you're dating a 50+ year old dude.

I thought you had standards.

<< Comment #59 @ 23:17 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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TheZhuKeeper - Reply to #54

No, we had you. You're my son, im your "second" father. I know you're fucked up cause i raped u as a kid

<< Comment #60 @ 23:24 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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Teen Queen | - Reply to #59

Turns out I'm older than my father.

Who raped me.

When I was a kid.

With my "first" father.

And Had me.

My response to this?

<< Comment #71 @ 22:25 BST, 13 July 2013 >>

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THEENDHITTT ' - Reply to #50

Lol not bad you got a decent set of traps going.

<< Comment #52 @ 20:37 BST, 12 July 2013 >>

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gl00my

Massive cock bro !

<< Comment #70 @ 14:08 BST, 13 July 2013 >>

By

Anonymous (213.112.162.50)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTIFSBlHzR8

When Zyzz transfered into Zhu

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