get him unbanned so we can see that showmatch for fucks sake :D

make this happen. my vision is to have each player train for a month, and for some video maker to create an 80s underdog sports movie montage of both players preparing.

It was actually a good video, until you said that you are a ganster...

Too bad I can not plus you :/

It's not like it would be a good match anyway.

The only zhu thread I'll ever approve.

<3

I'd prefer them to keep the ban as the game would be shit and Zhu's pain is more entertaining.

Can't plus thread. ;(

Can't minus thread. ;(

Keep the ban if only for these slightly feminin clips. If your a swede im fucking embarrassed...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphoto...4754_n.jpg

and you look so manly

im beautiful dude! :p You videos are ,i dont know you. You might be the manliest guy ever

Fucking a, accidental plus, "ignore user thread" link right below the [+].

You just plussed him because you agree that he's beautiful, admit it dude.

Crap, am I that transparent? :(

Yup, I saw right through you.

keep licking his ass, cheater.One day when you will lick enough turds, you will get your unban.

Nobody asked for your opinion, moron. :) Fucking no name zzz.

Oh, what was that zzz???Fucking no name cheater.

"Eviili" okay. Enjoy my block list, _no name_ tard. :)

That zzz is because you're a shitty boring troll.

I bet you agree with zeroql being banned and nobody else, typical cocksucker. Suck his cock hard enough, maybe he'll make you a movie.

Never even seen you, or talked to you. Yet still two years after I get banned there are still some sad kids like you raging at their keyboards thinking they're getting something out of it.

I bet you agree with zeroql being banned and nobody else, typical cocksucker.

I also agree with you being banned :)

Suck his cock hard enough, maybe he'll make you a movie.

I dont do that, youre doing it instead, right now to function9.. like said, keep licking turds, one day, one day it will happen!!

To both of those replies: and you say that, because you're some Serbian (lolbiased, retard) no name who can't speak proper English or stay out of other people's business. You don't even play quake either, just trying to cause trouble because you're trying to get some attention. GTFO kid.

My English is fine, insecure chav.I play cpma, can take your ass on whenever you want to. :)

Other than the others who whined about me being a cheater, I also had ahxnxa whining on mumble to someone about me being a cheater. Couldn't say it to my face and then left the server feeling embarassed or something... :) Quite sad that some of you still feel the need to do this two years after. I used a cheat for a few weeks, get over it you fucking mentals.

I used a cheat for a few weeks, get over it you fucking mentals.

No need for getting over anything, dont even know you.. so much about ur name??You became known to me when you started cheating. :D

Why bringing up ahxnxa??What the fuck does he have to do with you being a cheater??I wish you were here somewhere close to me so I could personally say it in your pimple face.

"dont even know you.."

Exactly, so keep yourself to yourself and stfu. Fucking noname CPMA tard. I don't give a shit about your worthless opinion.

WOW, like did you take all these days just to come up with this,ure this slow??Damn guess u really are close to americans like jamerio says..

I don't give a shit about your worthless opinion.

wanna guess how much I care about cheaters oppinion??

Quite sad that some of you still feel the need to do this two years after. I used a cheat for a few weeks, get over it you fucking mentals.

This doesent end, Im having too much fun rubbing it in your face.Youre cheater... like for life, nobody will forget, cheater. :D

ROFL thats just hilarious face

you wont get unbanned no matter how much videos you make, fucking cheater scum

A rare case, when love overflows.

Popularity: Nobody (0%)

ouch gg

Level: Probation

I think Zhu would actually have one of the highest + rates, if he wasn't on probation.

"yeah, I shitted in the past"

Dumb Zhu, he doesn't know that the past tense of shit is shat.

So did heartless

http://esreality.com/files/misc/2012/91415-heartlesswater.swf

That's quality

wow!

Zhu :

Let's be honest, this guy is a cheater, nothing more. When you cheat, you get punished for it, something that he doesn't seem to realize. And even after cheating, he keeps trolling Syncerror and the ESR admins. This guy is evil (well, not evil, because evil is much better than him at duel), and pretends to be like Zyzz. But Zyzz is a beautiful muscular man, while Zhu just looks like a girl (or let's say a fa...). He's skinny as fuck, and his face, altho being pretty, just looks like a girl's face.
Also, at duel, altho beating garpy and spart1e once, let's be honest, he's just average, even with his cheat...
He never achieved anything special at duel. Let's say he's an average regular normal guy, nothing more. He will NEVER achieve something special at duel, and even tho he was playing duel A LOT (but not anymore since he's banned from quakelive, bwahahahah owned), he never ever reached the 2000+ elo, what a loser.
Now talking about ESR, well, what has this guy done ? Nothing. He pretends to be #1 at trolling ESR, but I don't even think that he's trolling, because most of the time he seems so serious... This guy got some major mental issues, he's seeking for attention because he feels unsecure IRL. Remember the picture where he was posing with his boyfriend ? Girls don't like Zhu (except when they are lesbians), so Zhu becomes homosexual...
To be #1 at ESR, you need some serious practice, something that Zhu lacks. He thinks that to be become #1 at ESR you just need to spam the forums and journal entries. Also, you just CAN'T cheat at ESR, it's not like in quakelive. And everyone knows that Zhu without cheat is NOTHING, even below shit...
I got so much more respect for a guy like Jamerio or even p0rt (have you tried militia, Zhu ? well, there's no cheat at militia, so I guess you didn't), because these guys worked HARD to become (in)famous. And look, Jamerio, altho being poor, still managed to be #2 at ESR, and even beat cooller once at FFA. Everyone knows that cooller got A LOT of money now that he achieved to be #1 at quake duel some years ago, and now that he's working for Jaguar™. So basically it was the battle between David and Goliath, but still, Jamerio did it, and won!
I guess that Zhu still lives at his parents basement, so money isn't a problem for him. So, even with a lot of money, he never achieved anything special, what a loser.
Zhu is probably only top50 at ESR, nothing more. He's even behind G.I. Jonesy and Walter (but Walter is now inactive, so that doesn't really count). I personally have 0 respect for Zhu. Loser.

Heartlesss :

This guy is a badass. 1m82 for 90kg of muscles. He looks like a spartiate from the movie 300 (THIS IS SPARTA!). He never ever cheated, only at school when he was younger, but well, who didn't cheat at school even once ? He was so good that people even thought that he was a cheater back in the day (remember the thread made by nvc 3 years ago which reached the 450+ comments ?).
He's #1 at thunderstruck, and 3 years ago, he beat people like strenx, l1nkin, toxjq and winz at CA 1v1. More recently, he made V1um ragequit a 2v2 CA game (http://www.qlranks.com/ca/player/v1um , "world rank : #1"). He beats many 2150+ elo guys at CA (CA and duel elo), like baksteen, kronic, baran3k, rzd, szr, spart1e, rope and so on...
He has probably about 300 friends at quakelive, and some of them are real fans of Heartlesss, the one and only. Sometimes he even gives lessons to the noobs, and that for free (while stermy, strenx and God of War Sanchez will make you pay for it). Talking about stermy, to be honest I think that Heartlesss looks even more handsome than stermy and is taller and got a stronger body. Heartlesss is a beautiful muscular man. He doesn't have a girlfriend yet, but that's because he's seeking for a girl who would be as beautiful as him, and there are actually only a few of them on earth (so that's why he's still looking for it).
Now talking about ESR, well, he's probably #1 at ESR too, even Jamerio can't do shit against Heartlesss.
Every thread he made got 50+ comments, some of them even reached 200+ comments! Heartlesss is actually very successful at life AND at ESR. He's famous, and a lot of people literally LOVE him. He's the one and only. Period.

I dare you to make a video reply to Zhu!

almost perfect except #1 at thunderstruck missing

Heartless?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgbnfdnuSKE&t=2m49s

Dude Teen Queen wrote that, who the fuck cares.


Atleast he is honest to me and lies to you, so it seems like he have more respect for me in the end. (dont really give a fuck though), just wanted to point it out to you.

I haven't wrote anything from that post, it's all from heartless pastebin. Check the link in that thread.

u both are dumbfucks.. still theres this one small thing that separates he4rtl33s from u.Take a wild guess??

hahah his troll is kinda fun though

loling

This is not a bad piece of text, i even smiled here and there

http://www.esreality.com/post/2435679/discuss...pid2435688

scroll down the the end of the text, starting at "Zhu :"

http://tinyurl.com/ndqon2h

You 2 make a nice couple.

Loser has to cut.

Winner too.

But yeah Madbringer you're. Don't you like to think do humans normal. (c) belka

I [+]ed Jam-Jam because he has a new flag. Do it too! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL JAMERIO.

syncerror aint never gonna unban u

Plan "mudafuckin" B.

Showmatch! Loser leaves this town(esr) the other one gets the honor and respect back

Or just gets to continue being ridiculed. :p

For all the people, i wont tell your names. But I cannot answer pm's on ESR, im on probation which restricts me from it.

Well that's sorted then bro, let's take you away from probation for this sole reason.

Also, would you like some ice cream with that? With two EXTRA toppings? And a blowjob from a hollywood actress (or even actor should you desire) or supermodel of your choice as well?

ESR can arrange that, all you need to do is click your heels and say thrice "I wish I never hacked" then jump into a crevasse or a really deep fjord and all your dreams shall come true when you jump out of the other end <o7

Hehe, nope i'm just pointing it out so the people that [pm]'s me can get some kind of response in this way. How would they otherwise know? Sure keep me on probation, but you dont have to be a douche just because this is my only option.

Sincerly,
Zhu

Really, and there was me thinking you were just making it up to imply you have people interested in making contact with you.

Dudes, its kinda outdated to brag yourselfs up, Mike Tyson was good at that, sorry enough you two sparrows are nothing even close to a maggots muscle volume, so please, harden the fuck up, get manly and stop with this crying shit.

Id love to see heartless on aerowalk against zhu, i bet 100$ that heartless wont even get 5 frags.

My best map is actually toxicity though =)))

Hi etty here..!

I've played Zhu and he is really good in duel
- His dodge and rockets are top level.
- He needs to work on timing though.

Hope he is allowed back in some day. =[

:D

Hi real etty here..!

I've played Zhu and he is really shit in duel
- His dodge and rockets are dogshit.
- He needs a better timing program.

Hope he dies in a fire some day. =]

thumbs up!

lmao!

Zhu, why aren't you on medication ? I think that you need it. Meet a psychiatrist.

Care to share some of your meds with him? You two kids eat up a bunch of tabs, I'll provide the vodka. It'll be fun! =DDD

Just unban zhu, without hax he is still good.
And i would like to see him play in tourneys.

I hate cheaters but for some unknown reason zhu deserves a second change in my opinion.

no

Somehow sad that this kind of became the main content on esr. And pony threads. Although I like ponies.

Hi etty here..!

I've played Jamerio and he is really good in duel
- His dodge and rockets are top level.
- He needs to work on timing though.

Hope he is allowed back in some day. =[

maybe you wanted to say zhu?? :D

I just wanted to highlight in every Zhu thread there are always anon ip's in support of Zhu. So I decided to highlight this by going through the exact same one. He's going through proxies to support himself!




Proper fucked.

Jamerio, i have tons of supporters as i have tons of haters.
The haters just likes to show off, and the supporters don't wanna admit they are my supporters! (except some).

Plan B.

Your parents needed a plan B.

condom popped. :(

"Jamerio, i have tons of supporters"

Tons of IP's more like.

Maybe he's the guy behind http://www.esreality.com/post/2406155/zd303d/

While you're trying out plan b... ask your parents why they didn't try planned parenthood.

No shit.

So you were "etty" from the start? genius

No,

I just traced ettys ip to a public proxy, then posted through the same one to show its not actually an anonymous user, but an anonymous user, going through a proxy to promote you.

You're still cheating.

Believable theory, but what do u want me to do? It's not me

If I had asked you before you were caught cheating in quakelive, "were you cheating", would you have admitted it?

That's the thing, you psychological profile says you will do these things.
Still its better than kidnapping kids, but maybe this is just the start for you.

I mean, if you're like this now at 21, who knows where you'll end up.

out-jammed by Jamerio.

Haha, pwnt!

Maybe you should just practice duel intensively with alt accounts, and once you have reached an interesting level, post some good matches here; so, maybe, more peoples will want you unbanned.

Thats what i did on Zyzz_brah

But i was banned after a month. I can't create alts anymore

Then, if you can't play ql anymore, switch to q3 osp/cpma; if you'll show you are enough good i think a lot of peoples will seriously want, and maybe ask, for you to be unbanned if you publicly state you'll never cheat again, and show to be reliable, and not a psycho like you're doing right now.

After all, those bans are not, like someone say, because you did the wrong thing, because you hurt other players, and bla bla bla; no, the bans are only to keep a certain layer of respectability to the game;
a ton of players uses wallhacks nowadays, but to report them is just a waste of time;
unless they become too much known, like in your case: you was bringing bad publicity, so you had to be shutted off.

If i were allowed a chance to play now, i think i could grow to become one of the best. already said this

asking to be unbanned because you could be one of the best is infantile. you're in debt to the game. if you care, your concern should be how you can repay this debt. if you don't care, why should anybody else?

I agree with you. But I havn't been given the option to "repay" my debt.

And ID is ignoring me with any form of contact.

if that's the case, i'm sorry. have you tried militia?

Im part of the swedish military!

You made other players suffer.
So it seems fair that you should suffer in return.

Its also worth pointing out had you not been caught you would still be doing what you were doing.

Why should you be given a chance to repay?

Had you admitted out of the blue you had cheated, people would have respected you for it and given you a second chance.

You are sorry because you got caught, you're just going to have to accept in life you only get one chance at certain things.

You blew it.

Why should I accept that i only have one chance if zeroql was given one more?

Because he did a better job of convincing people than you did.

Convincing people? He convinced syncerror, nobody else.

Man im just tired of hearing your shit all the time, because you really have no idea what you're ever talking about. So either you are a troll, a great one, or a fucking idiot.

Then as I said he did a better job than you cos syncerror is the guy that could have got you back in.

ZeroQL got back in, you didn't.

I don't see how that is trolling, or me being an idiot. That is just stating a fact.

You seem unable to accept blame.

You cheated and got yourself into this mess.
You failed to influence and manipulate the right people into doing the things you wanted to do to get you back in.

It all boils down you to making a mess of things and being unable to resolve it.

"Its also worth pointing out had you not been caught you would still be doing what you were doing."


That is not true and I swear on my mothers grave on that one. I cheated briefly for a month. May-June 2011. I stopped cheating about a month before i got caught cause cheating was just too boring and I didnt really need it. And then I got caught for the past cheating at the end of july. So no I wouldnt have continued, I know thats probably hard for you too believe but it's the truth. So please do not say that, you don't know shit.

Fucking degenerates.

So after having the streets infested with these scum, ESR is as well?

For fucks sake, is there not a place I can retreat to, to act as a refuge from these amoeba-brained shitebags?!

=D

Does he call him "DIRTY BOWSER" at 1:29?

Who are these colorful gentlemen?

Irish gypsy traveller fighters.

The most masculine sport out there.

"Bare knuckle boxing is a big part of Irish traveller culture and tradition. It has been used as a method to resolve family conflicts, before they boil over, for hundreds of years. This video shows a family dispute being solved as seen in the award winning documentary 'Knuckle'. This is not a street fight, it is a sport with 2 referees, or fair play men to make sure both fighters obey the rules. Contests usually end either when either or both men say they have had enough or one is beaten or knocked out"


I mostly laugh about their accent rather than fighting

Ah did some google work and it appears they are engaged in a family feud, how fascinating.

Not hard given they are all inbred.

woah

that black and white filter is pretty edgy bro

#freeUSAGI

Just for the sake of locking him up again.

For the people who wanna get their pm's here answered.

Write them again to: https://www.facebook.com/pontusaberg91

Trolls and so on, will be ignored.


Fans can follow!

fans of what?

Trainwrecks

I have an idea. How about if cheaters who wanted to get their banned removed could do so by donating money (100$+-) to 125fps or another quake related cause. This way they could both get a second chance and the quake community could actually benefit from their idiotic actions. Now if they get caught cheating a second time they would either need to donate a much higher sum of money, say 250$ or we could stop and only give them one more chance. I think this sounds fair and could actually be beneficial for the quake community. Promise to never cheat again? Fine, put your money were your mouth is. as long as admins maintain the right to decide whether your allowed to participate in certain tournaments I think this is the most fair solution.

100$ for unban? Might as well make another account.

So 250$ then, that's not the main point though, the community should decide on the amount of money.

i vote 2 million dorrar

Honestly what do you guys think would be a fair and reasonable sum of money?

The concept of buying back your reputation is just &$#%#& /(%$#% for me. I vote for 2M USD too. ;)

exactly

They already fucked up their reputation, of course they cant buy that back. I mean if people are going to cheat anyways, and some of them (like zhu maybe) are willing to donate money for the quake community in-order to receive a second chance, why not? They'll anyways play the game again under a fake account if not, Also if we make that law compression, then receiving a fine for a first time offense makes sense.

I'm a sadist and I like to know that they got an itch they can't scratch.

zilch, make them suffer for a while like they did to others. money can't buy that away.

200 is a nice 1st place for a tournament, with a strict no-cup policy i might tolerate a cheater in a pub match

Even if he was playing against you?

So players with rich parents can cheat all they like?

in theory if someone is willing to pay hundreds of dollars which will be used in order benefit the community he can cheat in pubs all he wants as far i'm concerned. You don't have to play these individuals and I would rather know if i'm going to play someone who has cheated and could potentially be cheating then to not know at all. It's also easier to monitor them this way and since they'll also know people will be keeping a close tab on them will thus be less likely to cheat again under these circumstances then they might with a fake account. Obviously such people would not receive more and more chances if they keep cheating and hurting the quake community I'm only thinking about it in the case of a 2nd chance type situation like in zhu's case.

Aimbot only servers?

Ok.

IF zhu wins he will get unbanned from quakelive, he can use a proxy to play his match

If heartless wins we will accept his claim of "number 1 @ thunderstruck" doesnt matter if the match is duel.

esr wins either way.

+1