Please leave

- Get me unbanned, and i wont ever post here.
- Ban me from ESR
- Pay me



Why would i just do this for you guys? Because you've been so nice to me?

yeah... im suffering so much! its unbareable

"unbearable"

I know you are, you cannot even say the word!

Don't go there.

Become someone else

Yeah and by the way, i know you were taking offense to this because u ride zeroqls dick. Way to go, fucking frauds all of you.

jealous because noone wants to ride yours anymore ? :)

So, apparently you're riding zeroql's dick. I guess you didn't know that.

This guy is just completely dellusional

I am? Its a metafor, and it is correct. So.. How am i dellusional here? You cant admit im right, because im Zhu ofcourse!

Unban zhu
Free jamalz
Hire ColloutAC as marketing manager
Remove QLRanks
Add ICE HOOK GUN
Release Systemz movie 2
Give Lee movie a 10 rating

xD

lillie the troll speaketh

who does what?

ICE HOOK GUN is pizdec4life

I had to check dafuq systemz movie is. It was worth to waist 11 minutes of my life just for seeing He4rTL3sS p0wnd at thunderstruck. THX!

It's not so much the movie (= not at all the movie) as it is the thread. Go read it. It's only 67584932 comments or so.

Haha, I remember when I found out about this thread I was using a public wifi in a library, the page never loaded :D.

Yeah I see that now.

free jamalz is fine though ;(

About time id do something useful!

What zoot said

Also: third

Let me taste your tears!

A new Daddy_ is born.

this guys more insane than Daddy_

Daddy seems to have a sense of self awareness that zhu lacks.

daddy doesnt even admit that he cheats and he takes pride in wins over professionals. zhu craves attention, but at least he understand that he cheated.

you're dumber than a sack of bricks

sure?

he probably think those are mouse settings, such as sensitivty etc.

you're dumber than a sack of bricks

he doesn't.
i mean, noone likes him here for what he does, bla bla bla... but you can't say he is stupid.

no, but to cheat consistantly over 1000 account and still find any sort of meaning in the game takes... character. look in the demo section, he takes pride in knowing hes beaten players like rapha, toxjq, cypher etc. hes even gloating at me, because he beat me with cheats. trust me when i say, hes not come to terms with the fact that hes a cheater, or he doesnt realise that it doesnt really matter if hes cheating or not, just that hes getting result, but then again; "but you can't say he is stupid."

so really, what do you think?

i saw that.
my guess is simple: machiavellic win & troll

damn, if hes doing this to troll people, i must say i respect him a lot more. do you realise the commitment it takes to play quake all those hours, and never get something real out of it? i mean, i dont have any merits to brag about, but at least ive had fun with friends.

i've played ql a lot as well and i'm still a fucking newbie.
anyone decide swhat to do in his spare time ;)

you dont cheat and go on to brag about how good you are

why are you always butthurt like that?
didn't poop in the last 15 days or just disappointed by your miserable life?

who said you were banned for eternity?

might help if you stopped ban evading (which is another bannable offense)

permanent ban is forever, isnt it? thats what he has

I agree, yet feel like adding, it's not like zeroql didn't evade his ban. And on top of that, by the stats he had while faking, it seemed like he did use cheats while doing it too.

he has right to be upset. Zeroql was unbanned selectively

Too much favoritism from syncerror

It makes game look bad. He set bad exemple

I dont like you, but you have a point.

Zhu was the most entertaining in quake when he streamed and played in zotac. I really wanted to see more of that xD. I think syncerror should give him another chance, because he is obviously regretful by all these posts he is making 24/7.

Not regretful, desperate.

tr;dr

M8 he's vegie yo.

way to not respond about his point

No Video? I am disappoint!

it seems as though you are struggling to find a way to express yourself appropriately in this situation. perhaps you should approach the father figure who is emotionally closest to you, or maybe develop a relationship with a strong male mentor, and then consult them about how you can begin to understand the ramifications of behavior choices in social situations such as these.

your emotional turmoil is plain, and it is very tragic that this loss has affected you so greatly. however, you are indebted to the quake community, just as surely as if you'd stolen money from a close friend and he refused to talk to you.

in that situation, would you mock your friend and attempt to belittle him into accepting your friendship? would that be a healthy friendship that you would both enjoy and benefit from? wouldn't the wiser and more beneficial choice be to give something back to quake live, or to the community?

the longer you dig yourself down into this situation, the more effort will be required to climb from it. please, for yourself and the universe and for me, spend time meditating on your state of existence so that you may find some peace and perhaps a path to a rewarding conscious existence.

personal growth is important. these outbursts are precious moments from your life tossed from the window like the contents of the chamber pot of your soul. do you wish to retire from this life as a socially and emotionally crippled burden on everything, or do you possess the strength to build your dignity and character to reflect something good?

wouldn't the wiser and more beneficial choice be to give something back to quake live, or to the community?

...fragmovie!

bro just play call of duty move on to xbox. you can't get banned from there

theres quake arena arcade for the xbox.

You can be banned or not be banned on xbox

theres tons of host booters in the cod community that are never banned. the only ones that got banned were boosters. thats not really a hack or anything malicious

no one on ESR cares about xCoD 360

Lots of anonymous in this thread.

Yeah it's mostly the same guy who keep replying in all zhu related threads, possibly zhu with french proxy?

Can hardly believe anyone cares enough to actually read through his shit.

all the anonymous ones pro-zhu and praising him are himself.

he used to do that on irc, export a frag on spartie/whoever and then join under random ip and nickname, but forgot to change his ident every time :<

I know you are all socially awkward nerds, who probably think i would do that. But im not any of the anonymous, only with swe flags, though there is one with a swe flag here (It's not me either).

Check ips or whatever floats your third-world boat esdf.

in my 3rd world boat, we at least know how to check idents on irc. :D

what is you new quake live account. You changed names from anhedonic\ique

Why not just admit u are syncerror wife

We all know u know

Ok I admit, I am syncerror wife.

Busted™

trolling yourself now?

You really have lost it

Housewife

I'm lost for words, maybe someone can help me. What is the next adjective in this sequence?

awkward
sad
pathetic
... ?

zhu-ish ( tsúish )
adj.

1. Something you can tell about uber pathetic douche.
2. Low; weak; lowlife human being.

Jewish? :O

oh my... what have i done :l

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

shouldn't have fucking cheated in quake

cheat at cs, cheat at cod, cheat at some mmorpg garbage whatever the fuck bro, shit i be cheatin on my girl right now

but i'd never cheat in quake.

get fucked faggot.

how about you get another hobby before your brain pops

Has to be Ron Swanson...

Now you just post completely random gifs, like even jetro's gifs make more sense.

Go back to CPMA or OSP

so, did zhu cheat or not ?

It's not like he's hiding it.

EVERYONE CHILL
I'm here now to defuse the situation.

uban zhu

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zhu unban

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Went on ebay to buy some shit and this pops up as recommended.

paranoid.

http://imgur.com/5MzYPtw

why are you even giving him any attention? ....