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Jerked of three times to this vid when I realized this was a guy.

Fuck me.

when before/until*

'when' works too. or at least u see this usage in american movies

... fuck this. i rather listen to contemplative jazz music.

Pulling out all the stops.

I already know your life is shit, don't need to be reminded all the time with these sad threads and videos.

Says the still virgin and no lifer
hahahaha

He plays the guitar, can't be a virgin by default.

http://shriekingmonkeys.files.wordpress.com/2..._350px.jpg

Why can't we just get rid of him?

[Reserved for Jamerio's demand for Zhu streaming his suicide]

zero tolerance for cheaters, but if zeroql was unbanned i don't see why others can't be unbanned too.

just buy a vpn and play tard.

I've stated I dont want to be anonymous tard

i don't care what you want, this is what you get being an asshole. so get over it. change nickname, change connection, and just play if you genuinely love the game.

So 2 years banishment from a _GAME_ isn't enough?

Clanbase used to give 10-year-long bans for people returning while banned.

I know ex-cheaters in every other game, they get accepted right back in after some week. I agree it should be harsher than that but, there has to be some limit atleast.

considering you are an attention whore it's safe to say you'll cheat again after getting unbanned, just to draw attention

Already gonna get the attention when i get top 10 duel while streaming.


u fukin mad... megaman3?

atleast he is megaman... excuse me, who are you again?

no no no.. cha0z, who the fuck are you?

better person than you are.

First of all, let me open by saying this: I am not one of those to tell you to kill yourself over cheating at a fucking game. I'm not on that level. You cheated where money and reputation was awarded, cheated fellow players out of a fair game and a fair chance to compete, place and win; fellow players who have invested their own personal time on a forum of skill and competition, no less. Yes, that is deplorable, and it is just that this will remain on your record forever, anything less would be injustice and disrespect to those whom you cheated against. I'm not here to discuss how long of a ban this should be, I am not equipped to debate that, but I will say you being banned is nothing short of right. So to sum this up, you should be banned, and you should be named and shamed for your actions; abuse, length of ban, whatever, is not my discussion here.

My point is this: if QL is only a "_GAME_", to quote you, yourself, then why all this drama shit? Clearly you're either too deluded and/or potentially inept to realise that you're not doing yourself any favours here (be it social ineptitude, way you were rased, or even lack of communication skills due to a potential Autism-spectrum disorder; I'm not gonna judge, nor will label you as any of those), or you are simply this bad at social manipulation and are trying your damn hardest.

If Quake is merely a game and the ban is an issue insignificant enough for you to be unbanned after 2 years, then why oh why is the ban from Quake grand enough to affect your life in such a way, and spark this crusade of yours? It's only a "_GAME_", after all. It can't be both, too meager for rules to be actively enforced and grand enough for the ban to ruin your life; it's either one or the other. If it was only a "_GAME_", you wouldn't call out Sync in your "SyncError <...> McDonald's" thread, digging yourself a hole so deep you can't even see the light anymore, while at the same time licking so much ass that would make Beladonna blush.

So what I have to say is this, I would either advise you to get your story straight, stick with one option, maybe actually try to redeem yourself and get back in the game, or seek some professional help as you are clearly mentally unfit, as evidenced by a very clear cognitive dissonance of yours.

My third option would be to simply follow Zoot's advice and "Leave (c) Zoot", as to be quite honest, your spate of pitiful attempts at tugging at everyone's heartstrings while simultaneously crusading for a ban reversal and throwing your nonexistent stature and respect around are seriously getting old. It's only a _"GAME_", feel free to leave. Maybe join ZeroQL on Xonotic, you two would have a whale of a time there, as it does not currently have AC.

-XpArTy

Maybe you're behind on the whole scene: "Maybe join ZeroQL on Xonotic, you two would have a whale of a time there, as it does not currently have AC."

ZeRoQL is unbanned from QL and has played quite a bit already.

go away ...

this is getting really awkward

Logged in JUST to + you. Don't EVER CHANGE.

<3

Game is pretty dead, so I don't know why they unbanned zeroql and you have to stay out. 100% discrimination.
It's obvius that you really love the game and that's enough for me.

Just do what exp said, there's a lot of fake nubtards playing the game. Play the game if you love it.

Fragmovies.

And zhu cheated in offical games with prize money involved.

One make fragmovies, the other stream his games. Every cheater should be marginalized, but since ql is dead, I don't mind if they play.
Thing I hate the most is that banned players with no reason arestill banned, and obvius cheaters not. discrimination FTW

Never give up Zhu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqBn91sUjDI&t=1m5s

Let me get my pen man this is awesome ;)

Well that's one hell of a buildup you're doing here. I wonder what the punchline will be.

"I wonder what the punchline will be."

He's gonna kill himself.

http://www.esreality.com/post/2427390/how-my-...pid2427457

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih1BQZXAhtU

first deceiving people with cheating...now deceiving with your (mediocre) acting skills...

WAY TO GO BRAH

Mediocre? Really? Thanks

to be fair, they were pretty bad. but you probably watched enough shitty tv/movies in your life to copy some stuff from it

Don't call them mediocre and change your mind.

For the record, im not even acting :)

then im sorry [spoiler] for you [/spoiler]

What's really wrong with this is that every Zhu and Heartless thread getting 100 comments.

Who is Heartless?

ESR is about the drama. Since the game is dead and drama is scarce, we take what we can.

so you finally snapped. :D

yes my life fucking SUUUUUUCKs bigtime, omfg. if u were one day in my life you would kill yourself like instantly, no hesitation man.

don't worry. i just ended hots campaign in less then 15hours of playing (started today). no life mode.

So your triple-figure salary, banging a new chick every week, going to two universities and being (in your own words) fucking handsome (or whatever it was) is nothing when you don't have ... wait for it ...

Quake.


I think you have evolved a lot since you first started telling us about yourself.

Please stop.

Who the fuck are you even?

Someone who's not very good at Quake, if that's what you want to know, but I don't think it matters who I am.

Obviously, he's a passionate follower of yours. Isn't that what you want? :)

It finally happened
It finally happened - oh yes
It finally happened - Zhu is slightly mad
Just very slightly mad!
And there you have it!

Circle is complete...

you look like a rabbit

this community will never accept you back.. move on, go play q3 theres enough of ppl or q4spontan,warsow,xonotic maybe Call of Duty??

nobody gives a fuck about you.

Actually more people want me back than those who dont, just few wants to admit it ;). U mad?

lol. the majority wants you to gtfo.

I believe I will be speaking for the entire esr community by saying:

Please roll back to "How my life is right now 0.0"

We're sorry, but official community responses will only be accepted in pdf form. Thank you for you're cooperation!

http://www.angelfire.com/zine2/narcissism/psy...klist.html

If it doesn't work out well with your unban.. hint:

But don't sue me after you did it for lack of reading sarcasm on the internetz!

I will let you get attention for now, I don't like to troll in the summer when its hot and its been that this week, but from October to March I'm taking it back so enjoy it while it lasts cos I can take it away from you any time I want.