Just stop posting faggot it's not like anyone cares.

Bye.

you're in probation, so your thread would have to be validated for us to see it

and you're asking to be removed (an action performed only by people who... well, you've guessed it, validate threads)

my guess is that it won't happen

go to c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\ open the "hosts" file with notepad, add the line "127.0.0.1 www.esreality.com" (without quotes)

ctrl+s to save, close notepad

esreality hasn't deleted your account but you have removed esr from your life, isn't that better ?

if you've followed the steps carefully, you shouldn't be able to thank me, so I'll say it right away : you're welcome

He doesn't actually want to be deleted... he's just saying that because he craves attention. It's the ESR equivalent of a 12-yo emo kid saying he wants to commit suicide.

it wouldn't be happening if people had thanked him for the cooller tshirt

see what you've done ? you monsters !

this message is to you zhu: fuck off

Who are you?

I'm putting you on ignore just to be safe.

: D

lol

ESR approves of this message.

This reminds me of a private matter when the Finnish dude who got drunk and kept calling that guys "AIDS KID AIDS KIDS AIDS KID", and he requested the log removed, and a Swedish gentleman gave us his opinion on the matter. Posting because this applies so much to both cases.

We have a saying in the town I grew up in:

"Är man dum, ska man lida" which translates (somewhat) into "If you're stupid, you should suffer" (ie doing something stupid and then accept the consequences). This fits right into that category.

where is he now when he's needed :(

asd how much of my life did I waste trying to work out wtf this thread was all about??



Too much.

frs this message is to you: you're fat, have never kissed a girl and quake is your life. LEGIT.

I tried to be nice, but most of you guys never learn.
Yes i bought the t-shirt for faceit cause i wanted to be nice to you guys. But you still wanna be kids.. So now we can't have nice things anymore.

I really dont know what to do with all of you anymore, i come here trying to find glimpse of hope for you guys. And you're proving time after time that.. You guys are all fucking so sad, and you're time is out. You guys wake up, see me on ESR

''~ Oh my god Zhu has posted something. Im gonna post something bad or tell him to fuck off. Because deep down i admire his courage, and deep down, i know that im a fat sad nerd.''

^- This makes your day feel better. But you're only digging your misery grave deeper.

And guys, im going to tell you right now: If you start loving more than hating in your lifes. You're not gonna be here being a sad cunt. Your lifes will be more than just being sad, fat and feeling sorry for yourselfs. Spread the love, have this attitude and you'll meet new people, you'll grow from this, and you will start learning new things. You guys should definatley try this out, i was like you guys a few years ago. And today my life is full or excitement, joy and happiness.

You're all gonna make it.

kiss

tldr;

im banned and bitter

Jamerio logic. We all know you have problems. Detach yourself and move on, little boy.

Yet you're the one that shares nothing with the world about your "real life".

Keep escaping little boy and getting publicly undone with the most basic forms of human interaction, propped up by a handful of other gaming degenerates who coincidentally share the same condition.

Jamerio logic. We all know you have problems. Detach yourself and move on, fatty boy

Jamerio logic, oh the one that applies to the rest of the world you mean. I can't think of a bigger detachment than continually avoiding the most basic form of human interaction and then telling other people it is they that are detached. You never were able to backup your words with the logic were you?

American making fat jokes?

OK USA!

I don't understand why you're being defensive. It's your own fault you're fat. It's sad that your comprehension fails so often, by the way. I was advising to detach yourself, not suggesting you are detached, though you are clearly detached from reality. I'm sure you will fail to understand that as well, so I suggest finishing high school.

I'm not being defensive, i was just was having a cup of tea before bed and felt like putting you into an autistic rage by asking you a basic question about yourself as person in the real world.

The point was to highlight to others how time after time you'll become dysfunctional and unresponsive and try and change the topic because I know you're damaged goods.

Lastly on the issues of comprehension, it was gone 2am and I was just about to go to be.bed, if I made a small mistake, big deal.

It doesn't change the fact that your emotional well being can be controlled by asking you a basic question about sharing yourself with the site in the real world.

Later Kdawg :)

Finish high school, go on a diet, and get back to me when you feel better about yourself. Until then, stop being so defensive and detach yourself, fatty boy.

I know asking you to define yourself in the real world sends you into a petty rage where your brain conjures up a series of primitive retorts to try and deflect a very basic question.

Its ok. For me, I just wanted to highlight this :)

Let me highlight some facts. You're fat, you're a virgin, and you never finished high school. Poor guy.

One little question about your real life sends you spiraling into an autistic looping rage where your only comfort is a selection of the 10 most conventional put downs on the internet :)

I'm simply stating truths while you dwell on them, entering the contradictory loop of which you seem so fond.

Props to anyone reading this garbage

you almost got me :p

Could you leave already? Or possible consider suicide (if you haven't already)? Thanks.

Did you give the same advice to Dezje?

lulz, that comment says more about you than you could ever cover up.

It says nothing about me because its a question to someone else who knew someone who committed suicide, so I was just asking did he give the same advice to the guy that he knew who died.

Its actually quite logical and reasonable.

BAFTA Award winning game designer who earned 500.000 dollars and who now in his mid-30's manages 3 successful businesses feels the need to provoke reactions from people by making fun of their dead friend. Over the internet.

Why?

BAFTA Award winning game designer who earned 500.000 dollars and Fat virgin who now in his mid-30's manages 3 successful businesses regrets not finishing high school and either works a dead-end job for minimum wage or is unemployed feels the need to provoke reactions from people by making fun of their dead friend to make his own life seem less miserable. Over the internet.

Fixed.

That makes more sense.

Indeed.

Of course it does.

Neither of you share anything about your lives when asked.
Just two damaged little gaming degenerates trying to cleanse their online escape of the things that spoiled their escape.

And do you know what the kicker is, I actually did it to you on purpose, and you're trying to undo what I installed :)

I rooted you.

Truth hurts. Easier than shooting fish in a barrel.

Root access.

Do you always delete your comments and post again? Unsure of what you really want to say? It's always annoying click on "4 rps" and see one reply. I must really get to you.

Would you like to bet your account that I just made 4 replies to you as you just implied?

We can get the admin to intervene if you wish?

Loser leave the website yes?

Accept the challenge and you lose your account for lying.
Refuse to accept the challenge and users know you were lying.

You been rooted mate..

In the thread all about you, "Personality Disorders," I would frequently have a few replies followed by only one post from you, which is the reference. It annoys me, but obviously not as much as it bothers you. Don't see why admins would waste time confirming that you have problems when everyone already knows. You've lost. Leave now. Oh, you aren't going to because ESR is all you have? ROOTED. CHECK MATE. E-DOMINATED.

"Refuse to accept the challenge and users know you were lying."

The record was "5 rps" with one Jamerio post in "Personality Disorders." I'm sure you've done it to many a user with your obscene number of posts, so it's not like I've divulged a great secret. Admins can confirm it if they wish. You've lost. Time to leave, fatty. Time to finally detach yourself.

"Refuse to leave and users know you were lying."

You made your remark in reply to post 60.
This is why you replied.

"It's always annoying click on "4 rps" and see one reply."

I'll ask you again, would you like to accept my challenge in relation to the reply I made which you lied about the number of posts I deleted, or would you rather just admit you were just being misrepresenting to the readers about me because you're starting to crack?

I had in fact deleted one reply, and replaced it with virtually the same content instead of editing it. Not big deal to anyone who isn't having a crisis.

I just wanted to highlight that cos I know you're not going to accept because you know I'm telling the truth and you know you're being a lying sack of shit again.

rofl, this is the kind of nonsense that gets you through the day?

DEFEND!!!!

Mutual victims of the internet try and save their comrade as critical mass is reaching melting point.

I have AVG 5 posts a day since i been there, that would take less investment than a single quake duel.

You guys are hardly taxing.

Is that a yes?

It's so ridiculously sad, but you feel no compassion for him.

Finally editing your posts instead of deleting them. A lesson well learned.

I see you avoided the core question and instead started talking about pointless issues?

I take it you don't want to go ahead with the deal in post 69 then?

Folding are we?

Already addressed, but you have no comprehension. Finish high school.

No its not.

Do you agree to surrender your account to me if the admins intervene and prove that the reply I made in post 60 did not have 4 deletes as you implied?

YES or NO?

Try not to avoid it again, what with that and the constant ducking of sharing anything about your real life, you're quickly getting a rep as someone who can't actually focus on anything that could result in a truth being discovered, that's because you're damaged goods.

It was. You are just too stupid to understand the answer. That's why I'm going to leave it as is and let your broken mind fester. Finish high school.

Do you agree to surrender your account to me if the admins intervene and prove that the reply I made in post 60 did not have 4 deletes as you implied?

YES or NO?

All you have to answer is yes or no and you would seemingly be able to get me booted from this site and take over my account.

Yet still you avoid to take me up on it. Funny that.

you have written 1000's of words, and now you're scared to write yes or no when its actually related to a specific question that would remove you from the site.

Rooted :)

You are priceless. I'm not sorry for taking advantage of you.

Its ok, I think people will form their own conclusions from that :)

Try not to kill yourself over it.

Rest easy. I will always be here, winding you up, resetting your basis of comparison, and ruining your online escape.

Is that why you put me ignore for over a year, and I have now just shown how you folded when critical mass was achieved and it was crunch time?

You know in your heart of hearts its check mate for you again, and everyone reading that will have seen how you folded when I put you into a position where accepting the bet would prove you as a liar.

Its done. You're just banging on like a love sick girlfriend who can't get the hint she's history.

Everyone reading only sees your idiocy. You reply out of desperation to prove something to yourself, constantly breeding new delusions to flourish. My "heart of heart" devours your heartstrings and it breaks you every time.

"You reply out of desperation to prove something to yourself"

you just admitted I am replying, so that is a secondary reaction, so that means there must be something before it.

And so your logic must be applied to that person long before me.

Like I said, you're so rooted everything you process, I can topple in logic and reasoning:)

Your replies are secondary to the impetus of my control. I can troll, bully, and subject you to my whims endlessly, torment you for however long you allow it. Being the simple puppet you are, you will never break free—only break.

But if that were true then something I did to you first must have triggered that, and given you had stuck me on ignore in the past, you kinda lose any credibility for that claim and instead really come across as someone who is just pissed off at me an wants to get me back :)

And that's just a natural reaction defined by my initial control over you.

Like i said. You are under control. You want to take credit for your actions, but they are fueled by the anger and resentment you felt towards me when you stuck me on ignore.

Most would ignore someone as stupid and deranged as yourself. I realized the potential of your abject state of being. The decision that followed has not been a disappointment. Once, I said I wasn't going to prey on your idiocy, but it's like having my own personal jester, an opportunity I couldn't refuse.

As I make you dance in this finely weaved web of strings, know this. The attention I give you now will be gone when I tire of you. New toys eventually lose their value. You will be alone again and crawl to another "online escape" to compensate, but I doubt you will receive the attention you crave, as I, the merciful master, have provided. I have absolute control of you.

"Most would ignore someone as stupid and deranged as yourself."

Actually most users of this site do not have me on ignore, so once again, you demonstrate a complete lie as a truth for all to see. Or maybe you're trying to feel better about your sign of weakness by lying about what your peers had done so you would not feel so weak about how you submitted before you were driven on by post unignore rage.

Moving onto ownage number 2 (in this post)

We only have your word for that which means nothing as you're too scared to define yourself IRL, and given you have already been caught here trying to mislead readers about what I had done (http://esreality.com/post/2404298/re-this-mes...pid2404298) you have discredited yourself of such a luxury as if you will do that for other people, its clear you have no issues doing it for yourself.

How does anyone know what you say is true when you're too scared and fake to show anyone who you are IRL, and you have already been caught trying to manipulate readers into believing I had done something I had not and lied once again that most have me on ignore in an attempt to feel better about you sticking me on ignore.

You're rooted.

When you're not hiding behind a lie, you're lying about what others do to match what you did and not feel so badly about the ultimate sign of submission on ESR.

You act as if you're having difficulty adopting your latest delusion. Is it because I make you feel so utterly defeated and inferior?

There are no delusions.

If you want you can ask the admin to intervene and tell you how many users exist on this site, and how many of them have me on ignore.

The value should put into perspective how damaged you are.

I enjoy watching you abandon point after point.

Every excuse you make, every lie you tell, and nearly everything you try to express are delusions. Admins won't intervene because they ignore you as often as everyone else. I am your only salvation here. I enjoy watching you struggle for vindication.

I said YOU can ask the admins, not me.
Are you sure you went to high school?

Secondly I was not making any excuses, I was simply proposing you ask an outside source to prove your findings.

Other than that, I thought it was a solid post :)

^ Excuse.

You're the one bringing up admins time and time again. Reverent of the powers that govern your life?

No excuses, you clearly misread what I said. Deal with it.

The point of requesting the admins is because they are the only ones who can see how many deleted replies there were.

You had lied about what I had done here, so I thought it would be funny to call your bluff and bet accounts on it.

You then folded and had my babies.

You're the only one lying and you're only lying to yourself. Everyone else knows you to be a compulsive liar. Everything you type is a delusion trying to convince yourself otherwise. These are undeniable truths. Deal with it.

Well, if you can get everyone on the site to confirm what you said below then I'll be happy to admit it and I can overtake the "we meat again" thread while you're at it :)

Gonna carry this one out, or move onto another flawed point?

I'll have a better answer for that one too.

yo why don't you two cuties get a room

Welcome to ESR

Jesus would be proud of them

I wasn't making fun of his dead friend.

You're just being angry and misrepresenting again, he just told someone to commit suicide, given he has known someone who did just that, I was just curious if he had given him the same advice.

I think its a fair question. Nice try.

Well, at least you've almost reached your required daily dose of human interaction.

please keep posting, you make me feel good about my life

you're really mad coz you cheated and the community is done with you? + whoever needs to cheat in a game should consider his life as beeing wrong somewhere

Hey fat welsh fuck, your internet battles are amusing and all but it stops being funny when you repeatedly bring up someone that passed away so I suggest you stick to your regular material.

Please log in Dezje

You just accused me of repeatedly bringing it up, then a second later you told me to stick to my regular material.

If I really had repeatedly brought it up then wouldn't that be my regular material, you know, by non mentally ill logic?

What is it with aliased users on the internet being almost empirically fucking stupid :)

Zhu thread effectively becomes a Jamerio thread lol

all hail king of gamers jamerio!!!!!!

I'm actually trying to be nice, i'm actually trying to give you guys some advice. But you are as open to logic as muslims.

You guys are just..wow.. Suicide? I dont know what to say to you guys.. I hear it alot so I guess thats on your guys mind all the time, but that doesn't mean thats it's on mine.


Im mad because you are all close minded fucking retards that will go no where in life. Lets meet up here in 10 years to see where everybody is at, okay?

in 10 years, you'll still be on the "cheaters" list

What significance does that have? You think that matters?

What matters is having lived a life, making yourself a future, having a family. Thats what counts and none of you guys realise that. All thats in your guys minds are quake and everything surrounding it.

In 10 years im afraid, after reading some of this. You'll be nothing, you'll wish you had done something else. But then it will be too late. So, as you guys are showing no appreciation for me trying to reach out to you guys. Don't expect f**king me or anyone else to have even the least of sympathy for your sad lifes then.

You know, I'm having a hard time believing that any of the regular guys from here are actually like anything you described in real life. Also, whatever makes you happy, right?

You are right, that could be the case for some.

Cenek yes, whatever makes you happy. But you have to realise what is gonna make you happy in the long term. You have to strive for the long term, but have fun in the short term (quake/hobbies/social life). But when quake or any other game is a bigger part of your life. Than i feel sorry for you guys.

I'm not one of them, I just can't see why one should judge the other; sure, gaming can be too big of a part of someone's life, but I think it's a rare case -- even here on ESR. I actually believe that the people here have something better to do than play Quake.

I guess you feel sorry for yourself?

Obviously if you hate cheaters and occasionally post on ESR you're fat, ugly hater virgin who's going nowhere on your life.

On the other hand if you cheat in a video game and after getting caught post some random crap all the time hoping to get accepted back in the "community" you're the coolest motherf*cker on earth..

Logic guys

sup braw if you're not craving attention you wouldn't mind if your post didn't get approved

gg no re

Don't you think it's best if he releases his frustration on ESR instead of beating up his little brother or cutting himself?

He wrote a seemingly sensible post just about now, the gist of which was "I am not really craving attention, you guys are inadvertently giving it to me".

Post not approved -> nobody replies to it -> the cause for concern by the user in question has been solved.

He made a cry for help and assistance and we're giving it to him yo.

(but on a serious note, there are several distinct schools of thought on post approval by ESReality admins: the official stance being if the content of the post does not clearly break obscenity guidelines, it gets approved.

I, however, feel that this a case-by-case approach should be taken: for users on probation it includes actually breifly looking at what they wrote and should the text include the same trends as in the posts that got the user placed on probation in the first place, why should we tolerate more garbage that would lead to the lowering of quality written content on ESR even further?


And about him releasing frustration?

1) The quote from Reply #10: "Är man dum, ska man lida". Blaze is awesome, and his Swedish catchphrases are as awesome as his LAN admin work.

2) Who cares? If the guy is having problems that go to the point of self-harm as a result of his experience on QUaCK LIFE or ESR, he should probably speak with a close friend or family member, a guidance councillor at his place of education or he can take it up with HR at his place of employment. If all of the above options are unavailable, he can still call that dude from that photo where they shared the 2 krona chicken wing special innit)

You not approving my messages is fucking ridiculous. You are like muslims: "WE APPROVE NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH".

Why is there a point for me to even TRY reason with you guys if am not even allowed to talk?

Shady, you are a genius at making yourself look like the good-guy. But you are acting worse, far worse than me. Well i'm gonna give up. It's like talking to a bunch of close-minded monkeys. Everyone is secretly or not biased towards me. And if anyone was neutral towards me and everything, they would agree with me.

What you have above is a deletion of your post and explanation of why I deleted it. You're on probation for a reason, and I hope you understand that I am not disapproving your messages based on you or your person - it's all contextual, and that you were put on probation for a certain type of repetitive posting behaviour, and that should this improve, nobody would have any reason or initiative to reject your posts.

You could either mellow out as a result of this and stop posting about yourself all this time, or you could just give up and quit ESR, but in either case the retardation percentage on ESR goes down, which is beneficial for everybody.

Once again, I'm not personally biased against you, just please try to apply some sort of filter to your threads, that's all. (if you can't evaulate them, just have a look at what you wrote before clicking on the "post" button and think to yourself "would that cunt shady delete this or not?" and then act accordingly)

EVERYBODY WILL WIN)))

The bias comes from the fact your a cheater I'd imagine

Fuck off you annoying metrosexual bellend.

I keep trying to click Delete but my mouse keeps sliding towards [+]

Thread took an unexpected turn and is now about Jamerio.

"unexpected"

SURE BRAW

Well im seriously done talking.


Can i please get this account deleted?

Don't leave I love you come 'er baby I want you deep inside me

Why do you need an account deleting if you are done talking, are you unable to actually stop as long as its possible?

Maybe you have some kind of internet tourettes, like a 21st century variation on a classic disorder?

I love how badly I got to some of you :)

Am I in the "some of you" category? Because, like, all I did was tell you that you can customise the [hide] tags :O

Apparently you are a god to him

are you serious m8?

Zhu
Posts: 403

C'mon, one more, one more !