A moment of silence please...

for those who never get the chance
they show up to the party but they're never asked to dance
the losers, the liars, the bastards, the thieves
the cynicists, the pessimists, and those who don't believe in nothing

do do do do do doooo, do do do doooo doooo
do do do do do doooo, do do do dooooo, dooOOOooOOooOO

i never met a loser that i didn't see eye to eye with i declare,
i stare into your eyes but you look right past me into the air,
oh what's it like, to stand in your shoes?
to have never felt the belt of somebody's abuse iiiiii

take a bottle and i dip it for all my heroes that have past,
alas, you have left us but your stories they will last,
uninspired by the recruiting call,
independent we stand, independent we fall

Kalnoky. <3

hrhr

Kickstarter to get cooller a better cellphone

HAHAHAHAHA

imo thats not a cellphone but a cordless phone

That's a wireless VoIP phone

my bad. Then a kickstarter to get cooller a one size bigger shirt.

...and why the hell would we do that?

This, megaman3 owned

looks like some guy who just came out of the worst business school in his country trying to show off.

shirt is way too tight and sleeves should be longer, notice the apparent wrist
tie knot is ok but not properly fastened
glasses - no comment

For someone who looks like Harry Potter you surely love to commentate a lot on other peoples style.

Yes today I picked my blue wizard robe over the yellow one. wtf is this trolling, 5th grade ?

should ask that to yourself..

fuck man you just used "u look like harry potter" then "lol u" in 3 minutes time, If you wanna start a fight at least do it properly...

Hand out like a champ, but glass chin. I see.

To follow on your shitty boxing metaphor I was actually asking you to punch harder if you want to get in the ring, learn to read. Also I believe you meant to say Harry Potter looks like me.

Why should I want to start a fight with you at all, paranoid french nerdrage.

;)

sharpe owned this ^

I tried to point out the hypocrisy in his posts and that statement is still there. Stupid nerdrage instead of bringing up arguments hardly qualifies as "owning".

Hook, line, and sinker :D

He owned. Nuff said

umad?

Do you try to make your mate look smart by acting even stupider?

Can't believe you're still biting :]

In fact, do yourself a favor and stop replying!

Can't believe that you don't understand that one can rate a person's smartness by the way he tries to troll :)

Hitting me where it hurts. My IQ.

Yours must be astronomical, 3 replies totaling 26 words and you already know my brain capacity.

Bored now, you're too easy, you'll reply all night until you feel you've satisfied the rage inside you.. :D

I don't think one needs an astronomical IQ to realize that you aren't the brightest bulb in the box.

He's still going! :D

man, umad.

And you still think I'm mad . /facepalm

Sharpe owned <:

http://www.esreality.com/post/2305907/re-cooller/#pid2305884

http://www.esreality.com/post/2305907/re-cooller/#pid2305908

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loop_(computing)#Loops

btw, who do you think i look like ?

am I a beautiful honey ?

nice neckbeard bro.

shave it and you'll look like a greek motherfucker like in 300

Disses cooller, then gets dissed, then gets mad. I'd say winner: asyyy!

Oh stop it, you *^^*

did you put on your wizard hat as well?

yeah, and I cast lvl 3 eroticism :>

hes right about the shirt tho :S

and I learned something shirts. Immediately noticed cooller looks like a douche on the photo but sharpe's post made me realize why is that

definitely not jelly

i'd be fucking sorry to be a car salesman... yuck

so why didn't you say that instead of "complaining" about his appearance

because career is a debatable issue and one should be allowed to follow whatever path he wants to take.

Distasteful shirt fittings is an objective one

have to agree... ;D lol

Surely only a woman could notice such small details

or maybe just someone who respects himself enough to not dress like a science major

I hope you don't actually care about how cooller dresses

I don't really. But I wouldn't buy a car sold by a guy dressed like that though

haha fair enough

i would understand this with used cars or a private seller, but with a big dealership? i think the world is a worse place because of people like you who put too much emphasis on looks.

clothes make the man

...and the car apparently.

The guy who randomly attented me when i bought my 2012 Audi A6 at the dealership had a crooked tie. Luckily this sellers sloppy tie knot skills had no effect on the build quality of the car someone else had designed and manufactured.

durhur.

Is that a way to tell me you bought an Audi A6 ?

implicitly that means you are impressed by it

I don't care about cars, I was born in the city so I use public transportation or my bike. I don't even have a license.

Only cars that impress me are old rare vehicles, not something you can buy in a reseller in some shitty suburban hood

Is that a way to tell us that you're too poor to own a car?

1/10 made me reply

Okay, if you actually liked cars, would you be able to afford a nice car?

Just like there' s a difference (!) between wearing clothes and manufacturing cars, there's a difference between an Audi and an Audi. Mine is a standard model with some gimmicks and a multitronic gear box. Lots of people have a car in the same price range.

The whole point is that your argument for buying a car based on what clothes a car seller is wearing is absolutely retarded. It's a stupid argument and quite possibly that makes you stupid. Even if you aren't, you still opted to post it and end up looking stupid. Why? I do not know. I'm just here to rub it in, I guess.

it smells like someone wears h&m and zara in here

Audi targets an upper class market, no matter if everyone and their moms owns one now because of some cheaper models. Same with BMW but the badge having even more importance.

That's why presentation matters. When buying something expensive, or hiring a service that's not cheap, the office/store/etc. and its personnel have to reflect that. May sound unfair and all but that's how it works for most people.

There's a reason why Cooller is wearing a shirt and glasses in first place.

fuckin' this

where's my plus

presentation only goes so far.

wow goddamnit that was unexpected i thought of him more in a training suit with a sweaty tank top and sandals standing in a dirty rusty car park full of ladas and 1980s mercedes

it's just awful disgrace to the quake mankind..
qlr posing to pic with keyboard on table ;\
/kill

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he looks like he's 30 years old

I want cooller babies cars!

I have my own car business and I find time to play quake, he is just a seller , so it's bad excuse to leave gaming!

Are you planning to marry soon too? Not that i defend him, just to see if the comparision is right.

yeap, soon... :(

Why the :( face? Im married to a woman that understands that quake is part of my life, problem is if you marry to a whiny bitch...

quake is a very dull game when played during long periods.

I have played quake since 2000, I am not so obssessed/motivated, but still.. One thing stoping me to play quake atm is ID SHITTING PPL ON THEM FACES :(

AND PEOPLES SMILING AND THANKING ID, AND ASKING MOAR..... JOIN AND HAVE FUN!

It's no secret. The guy played for the money and not the love of the game. Sadly but understandable, its the case with most top players.

just like you :3

Yea because I won alot of money the last few years of playing........Over all in my whole "career" I won have gotten MAYBE 1,5$/hr playing or something. Clearly init for the money

more than me

At least he wasnt bought to play shitmania. So imo he loves both, quake and money.

That sentence made no sens :O

i guess he means that if cooller was about the money, he would play other games with more/better money. but he didn't. he chose quake.

this

deg/cm?

Started shootmania once after cybsum, they patched it in the complete opposite direction of what would have been good. Was offered sponsorship, said no. Will not touch game again.

So the game is not even release and they fucked up already?

Are you playing the new painkiller?

i remember seeing some interview where he got asked why does he play quake, and he said cos he loves it! :D

it's not an excuse.....
he leaved gaming, (and actually that seems a very smart move) to do things more seriuous, to find a real and reliable job.
And he sells car.

Once a poser, always a poser :p

cis is car sales

Why is the keyboard on the desk and not on his lap?

lol!

kinda disappointing. you'd have imagined the job for which he gave up quake/gaming was smth big (financially, socially, professionally), instead you just see him at a desk, like cut from an american movie that criticizes the small corporate office/employee (the job may very well be paying well, offer career opportunities etc., but, still, can't help the impression i just described)

Just wanted to point out that he owns the car-store together with a friend, so I think he gets quite some money from it :).

considering how much a QL pro earns nowadays (esp. if you are not Cypher or Rapha), when someone past the age of 25 its not hard to find a job that offers more money / security / career etc...

What studies does Cooller has? afaik he has been gaming full time for years

idk but at this point even a mcdonalds cashier is on par financially with being a quake pro

Nominally cooller earned more than $500,000 on his career (who knows how much of that was really paid), while also studying and working from time to time (poker and modelling count).

He owns a bmw store without knowing how to wear a shirt. That's a lot if you ask me.

well i meant its no point to stay in quake. he got an 500$ legacy salary on m5 (iirc), that feeds you for like a week in moscow. its just no point doing it half assed, go to tournaments to get owned then ridiculed afterward by teenagers. however doing it full time is more or less a financial suicide at the age of 25. thats what i meant.

unless it was a more popular game. Hotshotgg will probably earn around a million dollars this year, including his personal stream revenue, tournament prizes and sponsors.

wasnt he banned for 10 years

no idea lol. But can replace him with like 20 more players

doesn't matter...... he is a fucking genius, he is still young and with his intelligence he can learn any job, and do it better than the average.

you're just disappointed you never got to cheat against him ;)

not really (and no cheat ofc:d). I got to play (and win ofc:d) vs the best ql players (strenx, rapha, cypher), so it's all good. it's bad for you cuz you won't get to see him anymore in the scene. me getting to own him, not that interesting tbh, since he's so easy, considering how i raped the guys who beat him regularly. I'm bored anyway of ql, retired. also, the game is now dead, thanks to the wonderful work done by id software. but i got to own enough. pwnd pretty much everyone in duel from 2011-2012 :*

cool story bro

move on with your life. you can't really earn money by playing computer games unless you are korean. even then it's over at the age of 30.

I just died a little .

The guy in the picture gets more mature female attention while at work than all of your haters porn COMBINED.

He's and adult who doesn't act like a kid anymore?

don't get confused

Is that a body armor vest under his shirt?

man of steel. no armor vest.

Now we all know exactly what Gumbert felt when he saw Lo married and pregnant.

No homo.