well if it made her smile and say thx then it was the right thing to do.
You should prolly not leave though.

Real question you should ask yourself is why the **** is there a girl wearing a super mario outfit when you go out... in a bar?
And a much more important question WHERE IS THAT!?! :P

there were some other people dressed up as wario etc so i guess it was a mario/gaming themed party.

the white house, london

I'm sure he knew where the bar was (:D).

what the fuck? dood you gotta stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

50 percent of the fucking population is bitches, half the fucking WORLD are bitches.

seriously man, 1 bitch says fuck off, the next will say lets fuck.

doesn't matter son. all you gotta do is have balls, actasif. Act as if. ACT AS IF YOU DA BOSS. Nobody has to know that u are a pussy and a nerd cuz nobody can read minds nobody knows shit. start from NOW. everything in the past is already deleted,gone,nadda,ziltch. reinvent yourself on the spot, dye your hair, get a douche tan, wear a popped collar, whatever the fuck you need to feel baller. clothes and style put you in that 'confidence zone' where you look confident so you can lose yourself and act as if you are a real baller.

i've straight up slipped in a club trying to do some freaky dance move shit and fell all awkward and stupid and everyone was laughing hard at me .. what i do? got up said 'motherfucker i split my pants !!' and laughed with all of those fuckers. inside im embarrassed as fuck, but outside i don't show anything just laugh as if its no thang.

what happened? some bitches talk me up and i drink the night away with them and my boys. easy son.

its not about having confidence or being fearless, its about ACTING like you do.

BRAVADO,GUTSO,MOXIE.

so what you're saying is that he should act without thinking, with a total disregard to the consequences of his actions, and in response to the negative consequences, ignore their existence?
hm, i don't even know whether this is evidence for evolution, or against it.

Makes sense, In order to get bush you need to act/think like Bush.

Not to confuse evolution with society-imposed constraints.

correct! Have A+!

u da man

jamalz is a punk troll!

Please post moar

Strange. People actingasif(sorry jamalz) they never read jamalz before. Every key of wisdom he traffics on ESR is pretty much .999% pure.

Amin!

it's saddening that this douchebag advice is actually probably good advice.

u kiddin?Any persone with slightest sight of intelligence will see right through his broken personality... you cant fake to be someone ur not.

I tried to post even more class stuff but the admins blocked it, as im still on probation.

fuck.

YO DAWG WERZ UR NIGGA ACCENTZ!?!?

if cows were wearing an underwear u wouldnt see a pussy in ur life.

I.... uh... I don't ...

The kiss was a little bit over the top, and is something I wouldn't recommend doing regularly when trying to pick up girls. It's just too intimate. It might have worked in this case, and if so cool :).

Awesome going considering it was your first attempt. What you could have done was saying the same thing and instead of giving her the kiss (and leave), you could have asked her if you could buy her a drink, or just ask for her name and try to start a conversation from there.

If that would have been too much for you in your first attempt to approaching a girl, you could say the same thing, tell her you have to go but ask her if you could get her number before you leave. If she declines you end up with the same as just leaving (nothing obviously), but if she gives it to you, well then you can take it from there.

danish girls just want to drink and fuck so it isnt that hard here :)

Like in every other western contry.

... or he should have asked her if she wants 1up ....

ZING! :D

10/10 would fap again

(CLAPPING) :D <3 the story, it's perfect

is this guy really strenx?

Kevin 'strenx' Baeza Mk 2

i.e. strenx without the skill, looks or balls :|

women are cunts, I suggest you re-evaluate your strategies accordingly

ROFL :D

Age: 21

keep in mind that this was my first ever time approaching a girl.

computer games.... ruins young mans lives...

This is my fav move. I spy a really super hot chick with her ugly friend and then hit on the friend. pay special attention to the uggo, joke with her dance with her, totally ignore the hot bitch. when the uggo is drunk as fuck then i casually sit her down and make some small talk with the hot friend, just ask her where they are from and what not, just ask them questions, bitches love to talk about themselves.

then i go 'man your friend is wasted! guess she cant hold her drank, you wanna dance with me ? and give a sly smile and they will always dance with me and then it leads to drinks with her (i can drink any nigga under the table)

now i eased my way into this super fine bitches trust, she wants to know why i was talking to her friend instead of her cuz shes totally hotter and i look baller, so in that 1-2 hours, i gave her a fucking inferiority complex.

Build up that damage by looking at my phone or asking if she knows the time, as if im not having a good time with this sexy bitch or i gotta jet real quick.

break her psyche - this way. then when i know shes down and depressed i go man your friend is totally wasted - how about i drop her off and then you and me can chill at my crib ? usually i do drop them both off and get the hot girls number (legit number) but a few times i have hit that super hot bitch that very same night! gotta mind control these heffas naw'meen?

what a gift to humanity u are

Cool story bro. Could you tell it again please?

The ones who brag are the ones who don't get any, and you don't know shit ni**a,

u jelly brah? salty son?

im dat nigga that be grindin up on yo womenz making her ooze dat cream naw'meen?

rofl I'm crying

you da new gangstalicious

i lol'd @ naw'meen

I think he does

teach me, master. tell me more, about how you became so confident as a virgin

thanks for posting moar

HILARIOUS!!! Man, you seriously need to do a series on this! Spyin' on dem bitchez with JAMALZ

I'd read it fo real

Guess who's been reading the game or other pua books

I usually rufee em... much easier

makes journals of these

Iy's a mindset really that's all it is.

It's irrational to have a fear for how unknown people might respond to what you do since they do not have any relevance in your life whatsoever outside of that singular moment in time.

So in reality you can only gain from approaching unknown people. Unfortunately our brains are kinda wired to not like rejection, even when coming from a completely irrelevant source

she's not irrelevant if she has enough value for you to approach her.

She's relevant in the sense he feels she might provide added value when knowing her.

But not getting the chance to get to know her (ie being told to fuck off) does not result in any direct change in his life. Hence she's irrelevant for now

funny + cheeky = win with girls
asslicking = fail in longrung

Go up and tell her stuff ts good, don't leave here just like that. Also how would yo know someone is slutty or not when you never had a girl

She didn't get freaked by the kiss? It must have been her first time being approached by the opposite sex as well...

Anyway, since she was in a Mario outfit, you should have made a remark about plumbers and clearing pipes ;DDDD

yeah that would really help him :D

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/blog...tume-2.jpg

this, but the facial hair was drawn in pen and her face was A LOT like this girl: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/713/girlbd.jpg/

you're in uk. buy her a wkd blue ask her about her kid(s) and if she wants to fuck in the toilet

HAHAHA

as a person who has lived in the UK, I find this to be close to the truth

best thread ever and 'jamalz' you're great ;D.

been out chick hunting since you posted amjw?

not at all, but at least i know i can approach a girl and talk. will do later when i don't have other commitments to attend to.

thats true m8, gl in future fanny exploration.