Those Asian chicks are always smiling, don't get fooled :(

Have you tried to fuck them, my friend? Tips?

No really couldn't get my way into them, they are too confusing. But I guess the usual "get-her-drunk" method could be successful with them as well. On the other hand.. international economics class should mean that she got a rich family with a mid to high social standing so the chances are high that she got raised in a conservative way afaik. You might have to marry her first.

That's hardly a possibility, she ain't staying here long. I think I'll go commando this time. My first chance was with one vietnamese chick, but I was sort of slow and aimless and she got bored. What's whack is they all look the same. Lulz I walked past mentioned vietnamese tease one time, unable to recognize her. She grabbed me by the arm. My intention isn't to be racist toward asian chicks, because they're attractive. I don't wanna say hi to all the fucking people from that region here either, looking like a total ass.

What's whack is they all look the same

It is politically incorrect but true lol. I mean its not like they -all- look the same, but they skinny hotties with nice hair do. :/ Fatty Asian chick an option maybe?

Funny thing is asian people say the same thing about western people.

Which is kinda bullshit cause white people atleast have more than one hair color.

And "western people" doesn't even mean "white people" by definition.

so you're saying asian people can't tell the difference between what... a white man and a black man?

its called the asian colour deficiency

hahah

All Gypsies have dark hair afaik, must be all that arab blood in them

Gypsies are from India afaik.

nay, historically from Pakistan/India

Doesn't make it easier to get in a relationship with them..

Jägermeister

tell her about the european size, doesn't work? you're telling it wrong

tell her ur a megastar on esr

wat

looks like racism

i hope she finds out fast what kind of person you are.

it is definitely sexist and derogatory

Find a way to compliment her on her excellent peripheral vision. Something along the lines of "hehe you guys must LOVE widescreen"

show her your chest hair

awww missed it. =(

this gets nuked? rofl really

ESReality is dead.

I'm so sorry, did you think its purpose in life was sexist and derogatory content?

Nope but that's what it had become, a place anyone could post almost anything without being interfered by admins. Now it's going to be something else.

I would hope so. Also not dead.

You're doing a good job. Keep it up buddy!

Long live ESReality!

ye, waste of time

the look the same thing certainly is incorrect, but may i say its also a matter of how used you are to it.
a friend of mine who used to study at the music institute here in town told me: "Be there for 2 weeks, you can tell which is which"

a gay guy decides he wants to fuck women and this gets nuked by ESR admins. interesting.

So is this guy goth or emo

I don't get why this is nuked? :[

you're kinda sexist, so it's ok

:<

:>

:v

pretty much fucked now

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wow ascii fail

foked

the original post is not even in google cache :(

anyone got a working copy/can summarize?

I despise all non-white ethnics, they all look alike, managed to seduce one of them into an almost date and look forward to fuck the twink eyed bitch. don't they all look alike?

it's a quote for all the slow minded people here

Be careful with yellow fever btw, I know dird seems like the worst it can get but it has been known to get out of hand...

Eeeeewwww! The fuck?! Where did you find this abomination??? Now I have to wash my eyes and ears with highly concentrated acid to get this horrible images/sounds out of my mind!

Don't worry, I masturbated only couple of times to that

OMG, everything getting nuked before I can even read! or see!

note to admins *please wait till I have seen it before nuking*

p.s. you have been warned!! xD

same lol

don't you see how scared they are abt the riots in the USA? it's because people had too much liberty on the Internet for the last 10 years, that's why, have to keep the peace with chinese Internetz at last