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Yep, very nice column but I don't really get the point of all this...

Obviously this is sarcasm, but why bother to write all this when the writer has no point to make? Laughing at "n00bs" etc. doesn't make this column a least bit funny...

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u must be v lame all of that readin is bull!

thats the biggist piece ov shit iv see im my life.... how jolly gay.
i use lol and rofl if some noob calls me a cheater doez this make me a hacker?
im shit with pcs. and WTF with all the geeky noob coments fs.
u feedin all this shit in to noobi twats makes em think any good player is a cheat omg how lame.
1 more thing if he gets 2 hs in a row?
how doz that make any1 a cheat even if they spray through a wall so wot they may ov seen ya first and the marked ur possition. =/

hihi.. n1 :)
And no... it's not "gay" as you stated on #xsreality, I quite like it.

lol

What rubbish

"If he gets at least TWO headshots in a row, you know you've got a cheater on hand"

im sorry i have never heard such crap in all my days. Every word of it is nonesense. I sincerely hoping you are taking the mick, if not i would stick to snakes and ladders or scrabble.

sheesh what a dim wit :P

yeah... i've managed 4 in a row alot of times... << lucky n00b

OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tell me that u really notice the sarcasm in this post, as it seems that u dont

god...how lame is this column?

quote : "It should be common knowledge that people who use this 'internet slang' are hackers, and thus prone to destroy anything they find."

and how lame are you?

quote: "I don't mean to sound so techy, but I can't help it as I am a system admin."

wtf man

Jesus who is this guy? seems to me like he has just been let out of his gimp box for too long /me puts him back in :)

LOL. Talk about a nice Flamebait column.
Let's start counting how many flamereplys this might attract. I already count 2 above this one.

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only on wednesdays when u wear your superman underwear

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lmao n00bish column, nice try but u got it wrong, every1 uses lol or other "internet slang" while playing, so in ur pov everyone is a "hacker" , hehe. And 2 headshots in a row can also be luck or skillz, not always a cheater.

"I'm hoping that this guide will effectively lessen the amount of cheaters on Counter-Strike servers. "

this is just plain BS, if ppl would get kicked çause of ur "advice" we would lose all the 1337 players on a server (and ofcourse the lucky newbies :P )

ppl, do NOT listen to this guy.

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OMG man, wtf does the msce diploma have to do with CS and cheating?!? come on, i mean come on! get a clue!
n do you really think you got 'sk33lZ' cuz you are certified?! ish man, msce certification is fo' lame-ohs.
but anyway this is kinda useless...you are lame, and this column proves it.

"Quod erat demostrandum" 365 BC - 300 BC

bye

...that was Euclide...

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do you at least know what it means?
your column->your reply-> QED

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lol! thats not german dude. that's latin.
hey, let us have some general knowledge here please ;)

college is in the house =))

rofl mister anonymous he's fooling around :)

blast from the past!

Why is it only the anonymous ppl that are flaming this.

I tihnk this article is class and much needed in this world of CS cheat heaven

More of the same i say.

One for UT next time perhaps :D

Quote:lmao n00bish column, nice try but u got it wrong, every1 uses lol or other "internet slang" while playing, so in ur pov everyone is a "hacker" , hehe. And 2 headshots in a row can also be luck or skillz, not always a cheater.

"I'm hoping that this guide will effectively lessen the amount of cheaters on Counter-Strike servers. "

this is just plain BS, if ppl would get kicked çause of ur "advice" we would lose all the 1337 players on a server (and ofcourse the lucky newbies :P )

ppl, do NOT listen to this guy.:UnQuote

LMAO, u idiot, u think hes serious?? come on ffs ;P

Ahehaeh plz don't get the irony in this txt ppl :P

It's always good fun when people fail to detect irony.

seven must be reading too many of Carmac's updates!

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It's actually quite hard to detect and understand the nuances of a foreign language, such as humour, irony etc.

This column however should be easily spotted for what it is.

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lol! rofl! thanks for the compliment!

this article is pretty annoying at first as you cannot sense the sarcasm.

Jesus people how old are you guys?
If you can't detect the irony in this text then i guess you fell out of the cradle too many times when you were a kid, or perhaps you are just plain stupid...

Yeah if someone ever does two headshots in a row and kills anyone through a wall then SURE ITS A CHEATER, claim it everywhere and vote kick him cause he cant be THAT better than you! go on and kick everyone who does something you can't do!

I AGREE!!!

rofl :)

now, seriously:

If you want to know how to spot a cheater then get OGC and play some weeks with it. You'll find it very easy to spot a wallhacker when you have a wallhack, otherwise is much more harder than you think.

I'm a "good" (i mean that i'm better at it than what my low CS experience would suggest) wallshooter and yesterday i got kicked when i killed a teammate though a wall and everyone who saw it automaticly voted to kick me cause i was a wallhacker. Why? Cause they are stupid, they want to fight cheats and have a better world when in fact they are a bunch of fags.

Fighting cheaters forces you to be cautious and smart while playing with n00bs who see a cheater in everyone who is better than them makes this game suck even more.

play with ogc for a week= bs

I get accused all the time of having wallhack just because I am smart enough to USE MY SOUND. You're so called experience wont take that into consideration will it?

and anyone that installs ogc is soooooooo lame. Its really sad because you prove that you cant play if you install that prog :)

I've got cheats for almost all the games I play, then sure i'm a lame stinky bastard, then come to a lan and ask me for a game.

BTW, 99% of you don't even know what a cheat is, you might have seen an aimbot over there but aimbots are the least used cheats. In fact, there is no official definition of cheat so you can't even claim that someone is a cheater.

sure i'm a lame stinky bastard

That's soo utterly true.

"If he gets at least TWO headshots in a row, you know you've got a cheater on hand."

thats not at all true, getting two headshots in a row is no problem, especially since CS 1.3.

Or is this column just sarcasm? :)

it's unpossible!

UNPOSSIBLE SUJOY TELS YOU!!!

Written irony is always missed by many. But somehow I think that was intended in this case.

aim at the feet two times and you'll get the headshots (thanks to variable geometry head hitbox ;)
indeed very fun when ppl don't detect the irony hehehe

"If they reply with such hooligan acronyms as 'lol' (laugh out loud), rofl (rolling on floor laugh), lmao (laugh my ass off) or 'thanks for the compliment', you've most likely got yourself a cheater! Why? It should be common knowledge that people who use this 'internet slang' are hackers, and thus prone to destroy anything they find. "

Dude this is utter bullshit! I suggest you start hanging around other forums and chatrooms and what not before you try to identify hackers by use of words. All the acronyms above are widely used on boards all around the internet. I've even seen them on forums about DOGS(!) but that's beside the point. The point is that a lot of people use these acronyms, and most are not hackers.

And I seriously doubt that any true hacker would lower him/herself to writing cheats for a game...

Anyway, have a good day :-)

omg seven you own soooo much :)))

s1lver = l33t dumbass .... seven, you are evil man...lol

You can consider this column an IQ-test. If you typed something like "what rubbish ..." or "thats not true, you CAN get two headshots...", you are probably not a member of Mensa International.

Nice work Seven.

/melot

Although I skim read it and I figured it for what it looked like on first glance. I guess a lot of people might have done that too.

Sure, you can read something without thinking, but when you write a response to Sevens "arguments" without thinking, then you're probably not too bright!

"I didn't think about what you wrote, but you are obviously wrong!" (???)

An intelligent person who doesn't think have no advantage over a stupid person. In fact, it's impossible to tell them apart!

Sorry m8! :)

LOL (internet slang too).

"What this cheat does is activate the clock node on your hard drive, which turns up the CPU pitch, thus causing the game to run FASTER than normal, while the modem keeps the others data coming in at a constant rate"

Hehe that column is really funny

Deary me seldom have i seen trash about cs on such a large scale. U may be a computer technician but i can tell u now u havent got the foggiest idea about cheating. What a pile of horse crap this article is go back to teaching ms word plz gg thx.

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i told u not to bring our personal business into the public

Go back and read that column again. If you still have the same thoughts then reapeat until you find it funny.

whatever lifeform you may be:
http://www.english.uga.edu/~232/voc/irony.voc.html
or head over here: http://www.britannica.com/eb/article?eu=43771...uery=irony
if you won't get it still, just go soak your head....

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yep, nice indeed. missed that in the first place. it's sad that it is a paysite though for all the stuff it offers :/

ooow c'mon i am soo sick of this cheaters b*llsh*t. i myself are in a respectet dutch clan that goes by the name of [GROEN] and on almost every server i go i manage to get myself on the first place in 3to4 rounds.
That is not bad in fact i say its great but then the wining starts : LOOK AT HIM HE KILLED ME TROUGH A BOX (well duh anyone knows that if you see an enemy hidding behind a box and u got a gun that can shoot trough walls like an AK you should open fire on the box) or HE GOT 4 HEADSHOTS IN A ROW (well i cant help it its that bloody 1.3 that makes headshot for players with a good aim that easy).
So plz stop accusing people THAT fast for cheating cuz its very likely that those players just 0wN y00 455 of!

greetz vec a.k.a. [GROEN]m0nk3yb0y

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
OMG seven you kill me :)))

What's wrong with all the people? Can't the find the irony and sarcasm in this column or what's their problem?

Btw, nice one seven ;P

well actually the column is pretty funny, but i was laughing my ass off when i read what those kids wrote... just great!!! :)

it's a good sign that some of the kids can't be neither mature nor smart... anywaz, at least they're havin fun :)

the funniest part is that even some ppl say "OMG IT'S IRONIC GET A BRAIN" every two posts, more ppl post stuff that sez "omg seven you're such a llama you don't know about cs" :D
LOL LOL again :) (carful, secret h4xxx0r slang :)
indeed very good one seven :)

yeah... kinda typical... "read something, explode, write an reply without reading (or even thinking) anything else"...
ROFL (i'm such a l337 haxx0r, beware kids, i'll summone satan over your harddrive!)

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(m on the keyboard, unless you're one of those config cheaters that changed everything around so you can have an advantage)
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is this really considered cheating in the counterstrike world? configs to change your ease-of-use?
no wonder quakers that a fairly decent don't play cs.

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and choose '6', which would be 'spectate'. Follow the suspected cheater around for a while and watch your console. If he gets at least TWO headshots in a row, you know you've got a cheater on hand. What to do?
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that's like saying two rail in a row = cheat.
what a crock. all this article does is allow more kids who can't aim to be able say "omg! wallhack! how did he know I was there?"

well, probably because it's a common route and/or your silly ass is always caught camping there.

Without doubt the funniest thing about this column is the replies.

Oh and that speed hack technical explanation still cracks me up.

my brain is about to explode from funny-ness :))

ok ok...

gg. i took me a few extra lines to find the cynicism of the article.

This sort of parody is getting old. Nice tip of the hat to adequacy.org though, I appreciated that (seven). In posts like this, the real interesting part is the replies.

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brilliant seven :)
you actually managed to get 50+ replies in less than 1 day :)

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The way to get something like this to work is to make sure that your friends all stage manage the flame war in the comments, for best effects...

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I second that. Reading the fresh cooked thread a thing such as this spawns are indeed hilarious. I feel dirty.

hhmmm should make a "hall of fame" kinda thing here att XSR, because some of the posts do truly deserve to remembered so that one day, when your kid says something you think is weird, you can consult the "hall of stupidity",if you find a match you know your kid is stupid and then just beat the stupid right out of him, kinda lika an exorcism

Great idea!

am i correct in thinking there is sarcasm in your column seven!?
shame on you!
C:

how did you come up with such a weird comment? where do you see sarcasm?? cheating is such a serious topic and you try to make a joke out of this whole thing??? :[)

This was actually funny. Nice one seven.

this xsr needs more onslaught!

oh and btw, seven = win

fair play to you seven, the standard of columns here on xsreality has really surprised me :) (that's a good thing that)

if _anything_ at all can be done to damage CS - it's worth doing.

seven = my hero.

saik

You shouldn't be so harsh on Counter Strike. Try entering a pizzeria in the middle of the summer. You will see ten paying customers eating pizza and 400 flies stuck on the flytraps hanging from the ceiling. Counter Strike is the flytrap of the gaming community, and thus serves a purpose!

nice1 :) pretty funny analogy, but you're right :)

lol melot, such an apt analogy :)
but surely there aren't as many lamers as there are cs players?

saik

I'm not calling all Counter Strikers lamers. Even if I personally loathe the game, the top CS-clans are obviously skilled. I based my analogy on the sad state of the public servers.

Most Counter Strikers are casual players, and it's among these players that the "flies" are found. How often do you see someone using a wallhack in a CS league game? Probably not too often.

RAH

I'm curious to know what RAH stands for. Forgive my ignorance. :)

I think its just a noise, rather than a clever acronym

it probably is an acronym for a noise, something along the lines of Rather Annoying Hoot

yeah, adequacy.org was where i saw something like this. f*ing hilarious. well, i dont know if this was posted already, but ill put it up anyways.


http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147

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lol, i love how so many ppl are taking this column seriously. i think a lot more people goin to xsreality should get a sense of humor =P

HAHAHAHAHA

omg seven u can't be serious u suck man u can't detect cheaters like that man and like none of what u said is true and most of it is legal its not cheating i do it all the time omg omg omg.!!!!!111

What do you expect.... it's CS!
nuff said

2 things. Either the readers assume Seven is a complete ignorant dumbass, or they themselves are complete ignorant dumbasses...

I'll go with the latter...

OMG
n00bs shouldnt write articles
the l33t players can get pure headshots and speed hack is not that often used cause it has its risks
you are a stupid n00b and it is babies like you that whine in the servers about haxors because you are just a scrub

This is the worst and stupidist peice of shit article i have seen anywhere, no research what so ever and no knowledge.

Nuff Said

STFU N()()B !!!!!!!! SHIT THE F.CK UP U PIECE OF SHIT !!!! you have no f.cking clue/idea/understanding WHAT THE F.CK YOU ARE TALKING ABout ok k ?? you really are a 12 yo idiotic moron with no understanding of how to act/think/etc now stfu pls...STFU OK MORON or u will get raped you dumb f.cking ediot. You're such a pussy faggot...ur afraid to play fair and shit you use OGC huh ? and when your friends come over you have no f.cking idea how to turn it off so u turn on ur f.cking softwere mode so they cant see ur wallhacks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you f.cking retard pls think u mean less gaylord life over ... om wake the f.ck up ypu're so haliruosly 12 yo-ish dumb..bleh not to mention...you're so f.cking dumb .. you cant ever recognize seven beeing sacratic in some point...I understand that not all ppl are smart like seven but you Toronto and some others are so dumb I doubt that your IQ is above 70 ... bleh.. where do you live uh ? wtf do u think uh ? do u think that you're like some f.cking smartass who/;s f.cken aloud to do anythung she wants uh ? stfu stfu !!!1111111 omg wh why ? uh ? I just hate faggots like you piese of shit .... omg im really running out of insults... btw go to universal club ...that's the plaec for you and you better die there... i mean ppl who use cheats arent really f...ing playing f...ing cs they are playing a f.cking game called OGC f.ck.. what is the f.cking point of cheating uh ? you think ppl will f.cken treat you better ueh ? omg ur an idiot...why do some pl have to be so dumb..in real life i kill f.cking ppl like you with no f.cken doubt... seriously you moron... bleh I will just ko you with three hits like i did in a fight 2 days ago..so moron - YOU F.CK WITH SEVEN = YOU F.CK WITH THE HOMIES and in ADDITION TO THAT ME !! now stfu "n00b" !!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111

http://www.k-logic.com

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hex is the sexy, i want for him to be the father of my babies

is he being sarcastic? if yes, okay then... if no... wtf lol!

Going on Toronto's past posts I would have to go with "wtf lol!"

seven, all I have to say is gg. I don't know if you expected such an incredible plethora of idiotic comments, but you got them, which must have been your aim.

I really liked the style you used in this; the beginning seems serious and even gives a little bit of real advice, but as the piece continues it shifts into the realm of silliness, until the end, where it's down right idiotic (were you serious, that is)

It's really amazing how many people aren't able to detect even the most blatant works of satire... sad kind of.

'It's really amazing how many people aren't able to detect even the most blatant works of satire... sad kind of. '


- true
f...en agreed

im waiting for your everythingless reaply cmon u cand do it even with a 4 gwam...

dont f.ckig tell me what to do ok selle?

No please, don't beat me up!

This article is nothing but a load of chicken shit.

chicken shit is good fertillizer... and my wrist smells like feet

ROFL

Nice column - nice with some humour from time to time :D

"There are thousands of other cheats out there (people that bind keys to teamchats so they won't have to type, people that change their config as to be more comfortable"

WTF!! Since when is this cheating?


Oh and by saying
"thanks for the compliment"
Let's see, I don't cheat, never have and never will, but if someone calls me a cheater that means I must have done something unreal. So it is a compliment.

I think the guy just is ironic and he is f.cking with you guys !..

Are you the same yutz who posted on another site that Bonzi Buddy and AOL are 'hacker tools'?

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Great, the whole thing was good! the detail that you talked about was incredabual the whole 9 yards... not saying just as a friend but as a cs player......cuz lol

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they, just don't understand.... :p

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Thanks a lot.... well i will later, i got windows 98 second addition....... but good article...

yrty

hex will rape you with his ak.

start making sence pls ?

rofl ironic :)

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don't say to much..

Pathetic..

Sarcasm comes with age...ull all understand a bit later in life...and if you dont...well...im deeply sorry for your brains...

-Softfx

Well you just about hit off-target with evey example you gave. Two head shots in a row isn't a great feat that can't be done by the regular player. Multiple times I have pulled out some BS moves where I've achieved 3-4 headshots in a row.

Also, people who use "internet slang" are not always cheaters, there just people who want an easy way to get their expression accross. For instance, someone does a very cool move on someone you dislike playing with and humiliates them. Instead of giving, "HAHAHA, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD!" you type "LOL!". The caps and exclamation point showes that it's meant. It's just the fact it's easier and understandable.

Please don't write anymore cheating columns because according to you, anyone who achieves 2 headwhots and says "LOL" after doing it is a cheating- completely untrue.

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"... did I break your concentration ? "

Seven, you are the funnyest person I know. Did you come up with the idea of posting this your self? gj man, you made my day today, oooooh i'm gonna cry laughing... post some more funny stuff ^_^ (honestly no sarcasm, mad funny, plz post more)

Yeah, this article is pretty good, but there are so many idiots who play this game.....
So now the newbies will be saying i read this article and it says....
such a great game gone to shit

sup Josh !

I found this article very entertaining regardless of my huge knowledge of CS cheats whatsoever.

Keep it coming 7

i didnt bother reading any of the other comments
but hopefully your jokin because if u really think this is true you must be one of the biggest newbies and also believe that x3 hacks or some dumb shit like that

GG

ehheeh, voe LOLLERO what a great column... true non-veteran writer and prolly has neva herd of config.cfg nor that you can hit precise shots with scout without zoom and even whilst in the middle of a jump flying high!

gee.. cant u see its all sarcasm? even my little bro saw the irony dammit! all i can say is omg..

Pld seven :)

Well worth reading, and though I'm bound to get flamed for suggesting it, I reckon if you put this on the Q3 side with a Q3 style topic then you'd probably get far fewer "shut up you're wrong" replies :) Wonder why.... :)

Hm, thats totaly shit. ^^

I´m a european CS gamer and some examples for cheats are more than lol. :D

But if you run in dust with knife and shortly after freezetime to the tunnel and they are there, then they uses speedhack.

And 2 headshots are nothing impossible since CS 1.3. ;)

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i really hope the ones replying to this post with flames are being sarcastic aswell.

jeez man..
think you got the wrong dope from your provider

lol
rofl

( damn man , i am a hacker now , and ill head shot you 3 times to show you the same)

someone actually posted this article up .
if you care to observe some top players before writing this little piece , then youll know headshotting 3 peeps in a row is nothing strange.
heck , bunnyhopping made ppl move faster , whats ogc got to do with it.

lol , rofl are not hacker terminology.
yuck man , you need rehab

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SMARTYPANTS!!!!!!

wow.

"The best way to tell if a person is wallhacking is if you go somewhere, and they shoot at you."

"If he gets at least TWO headshots in a row, you know you've got a cheater on hand."

"I don't mean to sound so techy, but I can't help it as I am a system admin."

"If you want to find a cheater easily, just accuse somebody."

"It should be common knowledge that people who use this 'internet slang' are hackers, and thus prone to destroy anything they find."

"The best way to solve the problem of cheaters is to find the IRC channel of the server admin and repeatedly type the WONID of the suspected 'lamer' (that's internet lingo for 'dumbshit')."

This is so frightening. Mostly because this is what the average n00b thinks. Geezus you just managed to put together a definitive look at what joe-sixpack on a pub server does. The only way you could have more accurately portrayed the mentality is by adding a paragraph explaining that if you find a 'hacker' on your server of choice, you should go download the same cheat you think he is using because then you will be able to make him acknowledge your 'leetness.'

wfc|bobdoletha1

<quote>If he gets at least TWO headshots in a row, you know you've got a cheater on hand.</quote>

What a grade a imbecile. This is the exact thinking that gets honest players like myself and xero (don't know you personally just saw you get kicked on your demo) kicked/banned from servers. I run around with a desert eagle and get 4 headshots, suddenly i am lord cheator of hackingdon. Because someone can do something you cannot doesn't mean anything when it comes to cheat detection. The only accurate way to detect a cheat is with software, which as if to prove my point, even then can be wrong.

As for you being a system administrator that has nothing to do with the point as hand so put your ego back in the holster.

You say you are a top player? Yet you never get three headshots in a row? This says it all folks.

That a so-called site admin can spout such absolute BS as gospel does nothing but harm.

For the sake of saving certain morons some valuable time, this reply was meant in the same humour as the original post ;P

Doesn't work.

Probably because we've already had 100 people already post it.

sif idiot

For those of you who are flaming seven for writing this column......

http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=sarcasm

O.M.G.

I rest my case.

:-)

HARHARHARHARHAR
Irony extreme :D

nice1

Eating makes me sleepy. Sleeping makes me hungry...
Life is good

[.Love.]GarFielD
http://www.ClanLove.com

I would say that around 40% of the ppl in this thread are so severly brain damadged that they even after repeated comments regarding the sarcasm in Seven´s collumn did not stop flaming Seven and realising that he actually is a rather clever lad making a clever point

Aside from the utterly brain damadged ppl comes the "normal" ppl, spotting the sarcasm but unfourtunatley failing to acomplish what Seven did when trying to mock the less fortunate 40%, and therefor they are very well camuflaged among the retarded. Fortunatley for them, these ppl have very litle in common with the vegetables, they just lack the writing skills, maybe because this is not their language, maybe because they had better things to do than go to school(like quake).

The last 30% of the people in this thread are the unfortunate ones who have to stand the majoritys sad stupidity. The reason for their grief is that 40% of the other ppl fell out of their cradles and knocked their heads and caused normal ppl to write udetectable irony thus resulting in a very confusing stupidity that is the aura of this thread.
Theese poor bastards caught between serius ppl sounding like retards, and retards sounding like retards know no other way than act like good samaritans and helping the others with their conditions.

What I am trying to say is that this thread is really tragic. Sevens collumn is really excelent, and some reply´s are actually intelligent, but besides that this hole thread is shrouded in low brain activity.
I must confess that in the begining I laughed my ass off, but after 162 comments where 70% of them is covered with severe brain damage it gets a lillte too much.

I know that I may not be the best suited to tell you this, but somone really has too.
Also know that I am not completely comfortable writing in this language, so it may seem kind of crude...

//DasIch

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i dont see the point in posting this article..
theres no point at all, if you want to say something sarcastic then say it but dont waste our time with your bullshit
heh
obviously you havent been playing cs for very long because the joke is ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF OLD YOU FAGOT

Is xsr always like this?

//DasIch

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The point of the column was obviously to amuse himself and other intelligent beings. And if the joke is so old, how come so many fell for it?

You're right about one thing though. He really should apologize for wasting your time! It was nasty of him forcing you to read his column.

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Jeezus man. Seven is this your first week as a cs player. I mean cumon, "If he gets at least TWO headshots in a row, you know you've got a cheater on hand"....ahahaha sif. More like if he cant get at least 2 headshots ina row then he hasnt been playin cs for that long!!! Or maybe at least not cs 1.3!! i can understand how all these people could think he is being sarcastic....its hard to believe anyone would try and pass of an article like this as serious!!! I mean wtf?? With SeveN as a server admin it makes me curious exactly how many people he has booted for cheating....and exactly how many of those people were really cheating.... considering seven thinks people who even simply customize there key settings are "cheaters"!!!! hahahah L-A-M-E-R!!!!!! enough said!

Is this a joke? I mean, it´s getting kinda old you know...
Are you seriously saying that you didn´t spot the irony?

"If he gets at least two headshots in a row, then you know you´ve got a cheater on hand"

Well, my hamster can get 2 headshots in a row, but he can´t write columns on xrs, and that means Sevens not a hamster and that he also can get two hs in a row.

"What this cheat does is activate the clock node on your hard drive, Which turns up the CPU pitch thus causing the game to run FASTER than normal..."

Let´s skip the hardware bit, asuming that you know nothing of it. Doesent logic tell you that your computers speed doesent affect your "in game" speed? Wouldnt that mean good hardware = cheat? Probably not...

"It should be common knowledge that people who use this 'internet slang' are hackers, and thus prone to destroy anything they find"

This qoute is regarding the "hooligan acrynomes", such as "lol", "rofl" and "lmao"

Are you really so dimwitted that you didnt take it as a joke?

L-A-M-E-R!!!!!! Nuff said!

Wow ! In fact, several "Wow !"s - this isnt a thread its a..........monster......I mean seven should really be known as "Dr. Frankenseven" from now. I read the post when it first appeared and didnt know quite what to make of it. Clearly it was "bogus" but I thought it was far too clumsy and obvious to be an intentional "windup" - props to seven for knowing his audience there. Today I noticed the damn thing is still alive and spreading to almost four pages ! Unfargginbelievable ! N1 for the laughs seven, especially the speed cheat definition which has cracked me up everytime I have thought of it :)

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Look, Seven was trying to do you Counter Strike fags a little bit of advice, leave the man alone and learn how to play Quake3 you homo's

kthx

•m0rph•

PODBots cheat btw

hahah Funny as hell I don't know why I never followed these easy to do steps when detecting Cheaters.. God what an IDiot I have been!

"I'll give a little insider tip here, in case you don't want to stop playing to spectate. If you want to find a cheater easily, just accuse somebody. If they reply with such hooligan acronyms as 'lol' (laugh out loud), rofl (rolling on floor laugh), lmao (laugh my ass off) or 'thanks for the compliment', you've most likely got yourself a cheater! Why? It should be common knowledge that people who use this 'internet slang' are hackers, and thus prone to destroy anything they find. "

obviously you havent a helloing clue what your talking about, in my game (action quake 2) i'm regularly accused of cheating, and its because i AM good at it, and i've been accused so many times i do reply with lol or rofl, so shut the hello up you clueless hellowit, kthx.

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I believe that the true iq-test here is the one that separates the people who congratulate themselves on being so bleeding clever as to actually spot the sarcasm, and those who decide to just shut up. Which neatly puts me in the third cathegory, whatever that might be...

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This isn't a pisstake and I'm pretty sure he wishes it was now.
Its just some annoying idiot.

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Even 10 headshots in a row doesnt really mean you cheat. Wasn't the speedhack fixed like a year ago ? I havent seen it since beta 7.1 or something..

There's no way of stopping people changing their cpu pitch!

Noobs = Newbies
Good Players = Hax
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Easy they werk hand in hand

nK.SiLeNtBoB
gg nublet

well
GOOD JOB GUYS
im really impressed to see that you, seven, made EVERYBODY HERE LAUGH..now
what i would really like to say is that...(and i posted this before) this joke is extremely old and anybody who has played cs for a large period of time wouldnt find it funny at all..simply because they have heard/seen it many many times on many many different websites/channels..
get with the rollypolly times man, people have been bitching and whining and complaining since cs came out..you think someone hasnt posted shit like this before?



YOUR SO F...ING ORIGINAL IM GONNA CRY.

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Something I don't understand though. If it's so old then how come about a million people seem to be falling for it?

LOL, ROFL and other slang dotn mean you hack it comes from aol. people use it in mroe than coutnerstrike. yoru a moron that wanted a shameless plug for your clan.

Go cover yourself in whipped cream, " 2 headshots in a row " & people who use lol,rofl are automatically hackers/cheaters?
10headshots is maybe suspicious but still, it all depends on connection and shit like that.
nice to see other ppl noticed this shit as well.

It's true, lucky some astute people like yourself can see right through it.

dumb, dumb, dumb, another one bites the dust!
dumb, dumb, dumb, another one bites the dust!
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how long are u ppl gonna talk about this gay column??!?!?
and y do i see so many "Anonymous" n here, get a name u gay ass AOLrs

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Ha ha, that was so funny i'll be the one to help

lol

rofl

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LOL, ROFL and other slang dotn mean you hack it comes from aol.


R O F L


AOL users :O

Might be interesting if a similar column on Q3 would provoke the same level of response...

"2 rail hits in a row is possible with some luck, but 3 means BOT! Further proof is when someone rails you in mid air..." etc

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wh00p - took it to 5 pages :)

well, we have done it, lol

sup josh !!!

Hey, whats up?
seven is having a breakdown! lol
tried to find your email but couldn't holla back at me

you actually wrote all that

you're braver and have far more time than i thought.

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CS is so damn boring that cheating should be allowed .. lol ( damn im might be a hacker kewl.. lol)..... nice read.. altho a so called circumcision was better

plussed this thing!

comment #56 is cool

and funny how internet people from the year 2002 took other people's bullshit seriously befor considering sarcasm..

today it's the other way around, after taking everything you read NOT seriously, you eventually maybe decide that the poster might've not been joking.

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what? this is awesome!

people going "omg this thread has two pages!!"

and "you should make a hall of fame section!!"

Brandan should make a quake version , would save us 30 threads or so

sigh