Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne Campbell: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

Luke Van Damme
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P.S.
I finally found out what a Paco is :)

well if you look at my pic you'll understand why i need it :o)

if that's you in thge pic I sure hope they have you running laps for starters.

i'm one sexy fapping fat bitch!

prepare to be on the receiving end of a kick or grab to the nuts, from time to time. :-)

be prepared to be on the receiving end of *everything* the first few months :p

lube or no lube?

just thought i'd pick one of the worse things:p

cunt