heh, i thought this was about fucking _with_ your roommates. w/e

me2, massive disapointment :(

wrong journal, check out three journals before for pictures of guy fucking with his (male) friends.

do a nice dish, put leftovers in plastic thingie, cum all over it.. put in fridge

fucking faggot

you think this is in any way sexual? its just plain disgusting

sounds kinda tasty

if you knew my roommates, fucking them would be the least thing to ever think of, honestly (even if you were gay)!!!

remember how one of my roommates would make food and then go back to the computer and play WoW while me and my other roommate would sit next to him, watch a little, talk shit to him and eat his stuff without him even taking any notice. good times. =)

he probably jizzed in it

fucking faggot

next time they come back at 2:30, make sure you're in bed with both of their sisters/girlfriends/moms/grandmoms/blow up dolls.

LOL

Under cook some frozen chicken fingers, then put them in the fridge, wait for them to eat them.

They'll microwave them, and eat it.

It won't kill them, but, will make them sick for a day or two.

(worked for me)

fucking faggot

This wasn't really related to his post or anything, just don't like him.

Why don't you like me? I've never even talked to you before =(

Cook some laxitive pie :)

Especially funny if there are multiple food stealers and only one bathroom. Also has the advantage of highlighting which people are eating your food :)

I second that. Have you seen the film Dumb and Dumber? Let the shit fest commence.

make a dookie in their beds and post pics of it

this is wrong.
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edit: no point when people take it so seriously..

Or instead of being a pansy little bitch you could just confront them and tell them to leave your shit alone. Of course that would require testicles so I guess that rules you out.

sometimes people are too fucking stupid to get the message, i guess that also includes you. You can bitch about it or do something about it. I told the guy to stfu, i have been hammering on his door in the night so that you atleast could get a little sleep for the next days lecture and so have others a million times. When the fuck doesn't give a shit, i don't give a shit..

pathetic

yes you are..

ooh please don't smear my doorhandle with poop mr. pansy

Aren't you the guy who was telling people to grow up and that listening to black/death metal was for kids and you're putting shit on someones door handle.

Good job at growing up man.

whatever, when you get frustrated enough you don't care. When you are in your bed and you constantly hear a subwoofer, sooner or later you get some thoughts..i was think that if he just could get a flu or something there would be a bit quit, and one thought leads to another and you end up thinking "ok..if the idiot continuous then i'm fucking going to do something about it myself"
Besides you are taking it way to seriously, it was a thought i had and nothing else..

maybe ... move out?

i did, but i had just moved twice with a bunch of others for the same reasons before so, i was getting more and more pissed with people who don't give a shit about others

your knowledge of human nature seems to be fucked, m8. :<

hah yeah, when I'm frustrated I can only think of how to get revenge via putting shit on peoples door handles so they get ill.

if it works, it works :)

i have a lock on my fridge. safe

I have a lock on my safe. fridge

would be funny if said by liam.

fucking faggot

Or just talk to them.

oh noes. big deal.

i have two roommates. we have a rule: take whatever you want unless it's the last piece/can whatever and let the person know what you took. we also put labels on our stuff.

been doing so for about a year now without any problems.

As long as people either ask/replace/tell after then I don't see too big a problem.

that's how grown-ups do it innit?

yes

wank in their shampoo bottle.

i got the same problem :( but im moving to new place next month wich will fix it ^_^

Start eating weird shit. Standards of weird may vary, but varieties of tongue, stomach, ears, etc. would probably be less-than-desirable. If you're into that sort of thing.

Or start eating their food in front of them for ultimate passive-aggressive effect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYOqxwEWmRQ

eat his food

simple
compete in q3
finish 1st
rent a house
have a happy lonely life
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so what?